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The Magical Vending Machine

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06-01-2021, 18:30:13 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2021, 18:35:20 PM by Clancy.)

You unlock the machine, only to be immediately vaporized by the eldritch energies within.

I insert an intercostal clavicle.

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

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The Magical Vending Machine - by KungFuCutbug - 01-21-2021, 21:58:25 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by awe921 - 01-21-2021, 22:02:09 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-21-2021, 22:04:01 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Caret - 01-21-2021, 22:13:02 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by wingedcatgirl - 01-21-2021, 22:14:50 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by madface7 - 01-21-2021, 22:52:03 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by SmilyCube112 - 01-21-2021, 22:58:16 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by MadeOfMilk - 01-21-2021, 23:03:33 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 01-22-2021, 00:04:25 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-22-2021, 00:07:24 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by KungFuCutbug - 01-22-2021, 00:09:00 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-22-2021, 00:19:02 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 01-22-2021, 00:23:41 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by SmilyCube112 - 01-22-2021, 07:19:47 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by artsyGeek - 01-22-2021, 10:07:44 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-22-2021, 14:37:30 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by madface7 - 01-22-2021, 14:39:03 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Guma - 01-22-2021, 15:22:15 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-22-2021, 15:28:43 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-22-2021, 16:46:24 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by moefoxes - 01-23-2021, 22:47:38 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by KungFuCutbug - 01-23-2021, 22:55:25 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 01-23-2021, 23:31:09 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by wingedcatgirl - 01-23-2021, 23:54:08 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 01-24-2021, 02:10:49 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-24-2021, 02:14:26 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by madface7 - 01-25-2021, 15:05:36 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-25-2021, 15:51:15 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 01-25-2021, 17:30:41 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by artsyGeek - 01-26-2021, 10:57:33 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 01-26-2021, 14:50:29 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by madface7 - 01-26-2021, 14:51:07 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 01-26-2021, 15:10:48 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-01-2021, 15:04:17 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 02-13-2021, 22:43:10 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-13-2021, 22:46:53 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Superjohn 2.0 - 02-13-2021, 22:54:46 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by ThatIdiotMan - 02-14-2021, 00:26:34 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-14-2021, 01:54:24 AM

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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-15-2021, 00:57:51 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by MadeOfMilk - 02-15-2021, 02:42:01 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Guma - 02-15-2021, 02:54:21 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 02-15-2021, 04:44:04 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 02-15-2021, 12:40:04 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 02-15-2021, 13:42:38 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-15-2021, 17:31:24 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-20-2021, 01:17:44 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 02-20-2021, 16:30:45 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-20-2021, 20:31:35 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-20-2021, 20:34:12 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by ThatIdiotMan - 02-21-2021, 01:25:17 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-21-2021, 02:13:30 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-21-2021, 04:26:33 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-21-2021, 04:38:18 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 02-21-2021, 06:36:48 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 02-21-2021, 16:21:34 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 02-21-2021, 21:33:29 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-21-2021, 22:49:47 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 02-22-2021, 03:06:29 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-22-2021, 03:19:04 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-22-2021, 03:43:38 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 02-22-2021, 03:49:59 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-22-2021, 04:17:01 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 02-22-2021, 05:56:06 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 02-22-2021, 16:20:57 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-24-2021, 04:24:36 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 02-24-2021, 04:49:20 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-24-2021, 07:32:41 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 02-26-2021, 09:13:12 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 02-26-2021, 23:31:02 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Kennifer - 02-26-2021, 23:44:29 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 02-27-2021, 00:21:20 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 02-27-2021, 01:02:03 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 02-27-2021, 01:34:52 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 02-27-2021, 02:42:13 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by TenOfSwords13 - 02-28-2021, 21:42:32 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-03-2021, 01:15:12 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 03-03-2021, 04:01:43 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 03-07-2021, 08:17:46 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by PointMaid - 03-07-2021, 14:29:42 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Oggy123 - 03-07-2021, 14:55:18 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 03-08-2021, 04:15:08 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-08-2021, 23:04:46 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 03-10-2021, 12:31:49 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 03-10-2021, 19:27:28 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 03-11-2021, 01:13:30 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by MadeOfMilk - 03-11-2021, 10:09:54 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-11-2021, 21:01:31 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by ArmoredFury - 03-12-2021, 00:43:59 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 03-12-2021, 05:18:07 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-12-2021, 22:13:51 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by JKBenbot - 03-12-2021, 22:43:01 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-12-2021, 22:47:10 PM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-13-2021, 01:29:26 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 03-13-2021, 02:08:46 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by josh6243 - 03-13-2021, 02:18:36 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by NoahStratos - 03-18-2021, 03:28:26 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Cassie - 03-18-2021, 04:07:46 AM

RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 03-18-2021, 04:12:47 AM

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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-27-2021, 01:08:21 AM

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RE: The Magical Vending Machine - by Despair's Archon of Memes - 04-28-2021, 18:08:33 PM

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