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welcome to the Magical Vending Machine, where you can insert anything your mind can dream of!
the rules for this game are simple: - one person inserts something into the vending machine (ex: "I insert a leather jacket")
- the person below you tells you what comes out of the machine as a result (ex: "you get a pair of sunglasses") and then inserts something of their own
- and so on, and so forth
got it? good! I'll start things off...
I insert a sewing needle
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
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you get a cookie box. unfortunately, it is full of sewing tools.
i insert a heavily compressed picture of Charles Barkley ( https://imgur.com/a/mrL5Bm6)
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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You get an action figure of Nyquill Codone.
I insert an egg.
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You get an assortment of animals that hatch from eggs.
I insert an smartphone.
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You get an entire living, breathing, sapient Siri.
We insert... one potato!
nya
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You get a HOT potato! Ouch, pass it to someone else!
I insert a wrench from Team Fortress 2
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Out comes an enemy sentry that guns you down.
I insert an orcarina.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
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You get a horse. Only if you play a certain song, though
I insert time travel meth
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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You get a version of Walter White from 20 years ago.
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I insert a small baggie of catnip.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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You get Dusty. Aww...
I insert one bottle of vodka.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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you get four flasks of whiskey
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I insert a microphone
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
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You get a song!
I insert a pair of glasses.
Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude
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You get... omg is that an EYEBALL ew why.
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I insert a chunk of amethyst.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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Out comes a polymorphic sentient rock, which is a Quartz.
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I inset an arrow.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
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You get an archery bow.
I inserted a bowtie.
silver dollar, black smoke in my eyes
shattered glass, fallen fast, leave me paralysed
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You receive a tuxedo. Sharp!
I insert a 20-sided die
Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude
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You roll a 1, and the machine explodes.
Shit, the machine's gone! I order a new one on Amazon.
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You receive HOBaRT, everyone's favorite mixer.
I insert custard and pie.
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TM Custard pops out of the slot, along with a newly resurrected Princess Peach.
I insert a pencil.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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You receive sheets of graphene and tiny rolls of carbon nanotubes.
I insert a computer chip.
Murdergames CharactersFrankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam Black * Selen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude
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You get some computer dip. Whatever that is...
I insert a tape roll.
still new to this, doesn't feel like they fit in.
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you get a duck! ...with duct tape over its bill? what the fuck?
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I insert an old boot
SYMPTOMATIC
THIS DISEASE
SO DRAMATIC
PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
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You get all the random single socks you've lost in the laundry. Score?
I insert a pair of earbuds.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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You get a pair of ear headphones! Neato! ... they're totally broken! Less neato!
I insert a meow. That is, I literally meow into the coin slot.
nya
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The vending machine barks at you... for some reason.
I insert a car battery.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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