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The Magical Vending Machine
#1
welcome to the Magical Vending Machine, where you can insert anything your mind can dream of!

the rules for this game are simple:
  • one person inserts something into the vending machine (ex: "I insert a leather jacket")
  • the person below you tells you what comes out of the machine as a result (ex: "you get a pair of sunglasses") and then inserts something of their own
  • and so on, and so forth
got it? good! I'll start things off...

I insert a sewing needle
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
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#2
you get a cookie box. unfortunately, it is full of sewing tools.

i insert a heavily compressed picture of Charles Barkley (https://imgur.com/a/mrL5Bm6)
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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#3
You get an action figure of Nyquill Codone.

I insert an egg.
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#4
You get an assortment of animals that hatch from eggs.

I insert an smartphone.
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#5
You get an entire living, breathing, sapient Siri.

We insert... one potato!
(We're IN PA! :D But still settling in, so activity everywhere is still decreased. A bit.)
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Hallie Mathews (Your Final Frontier 4)


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#6
You get a HOT potato! Ouch, pass it to someone else!

I insert a wrench from Team Fortress 2
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#7
Out comes an enemy sentry that guns you down.

I insert an orcarina.
Soiling the quilts of my enemies. Also a friend to animals.
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#8
You get a horse. Only if you play a certain song, though

I insert time travel meth

I refuse to be polite or heterosexual

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#9
You get a version of Walter White from 20 years ago.

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I insert a small baggie of catnip.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#10
You get Dusty. Aww...

I insert one bottle of vodka.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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#11
you get four flasks of whiskey
I insert a microphone
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
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#12
You get a song!

I insert a pair of glasses.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

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#13
You get... omg is that an EYEBALL ew why.

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I insert a chunk of amethyst.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#14
Out comes a polymorphic sentient rock, which is a Quartz.

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I inset an arrow.
Soiling the quilts of my enemies. Also a friend to animals.
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#15
You get an archery bow.

I inserted a bowtie.
"I can't tell you how many times I've burned everything to the ground and started over."
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#16
You receive a tuxedo. Sharp!

I insert a 20-sided die
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
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#17
You roll a 1, and the machine explodes.

Shit, the machine's gone! I order a new one on Amazon.
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#18
You receive HOBaRT, everyone's favorite mixer.

I insert custard and pie.
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#19
TM Custard pops out of the slot, along with a newly resurrected Princess Peach.

I insert a pencil.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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#20
You receive sheets of graphene and tiny rolls of carbon nanotubes.

I insert a computer chip.
Murdergames Characters
Frankie * Dr. Ruby Ramirez * Solanacae Bakersby * Sam BlackSelen(ium) * Reina Schultz * Dr. Francine "Frankie" Frankenstein * Lotta Schadenfreude

Need a bigger bookshelf? Join me in The Library.
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#21
You get some computer dip. Whatever that is...



I insert a tape roll.
still new to this, doesn't feel like they fit in.

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#22
you get a duck! ...with duct tape over its bill? what the fuck?
I insert an old boot
— IT WAS LIKE A TIME BOMB SET INTO MOTION —
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#23
You get all the random single socks you've lost in the laundry. Score?

I insert a pair of earbuds.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#24
You get a pair of ear headphones! Neato! ... they're totally broken! Less neato!

I insert a meow. That is, I literally meow into the coin slot.
(We're IN PA! :D But still settling in, so activity everywhere is still decreased. A bit.)
Active characters
Hallie Mathews (Your Final Frontier 4)


Character list | word-buying is on hold temporarily | read this thing I'm writing if you wanna

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#25
The vending machine barks at you... for some reason.

I insert a car battery.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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