The Google Translate Game

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Anyone who's used Google Translate or any other machine translation software knows how it sometimes doesn't get everything right, and especially if you translate between a bunch of different languages. So, the way this game works is you take the text above, put it through a bunch of random languages, and post the result! Then, you provide a new text for the next poster to translate.

Let's start with this description of Chargeman Ken:

It is the year 2074. In a world threatened by aliens... an unlikely hero emerges! Ken Izumi may look like an ordinary 10-year-old boy, but he secretly possesses weapons, armor, and accessories that transform him into the superheroic Chargeman Ken. Ken protects his mom, dad, little sister Caron, robot pal Barican, and the rest of mankind from the diabolical Juralians, shape-shifting alien invaders bent on terrorizing the earth with flesh-eating butterflies, booby-trapped scientists, an evil doll, a prison break, alien mummies, a kid that sets stuff on fire, a song that makes you die... basically, they have about 65 plans for world domination. The only thing standing between the fragile human race and conquest by the Juralians is Chargeman Ken and his unquenchable thirst for fiery, atomic justice! Chargeman Ken originally ran on Japanese broadcast television in 1974. This delightfully bizarre kids’ cartoon was rediscovered in 2007 by Japanese fans, who flocked to Chargeman Ken for its strange artwork, clumsy animation, and fantastically inept stories... some of which have been banned from Japanese TV altogether. This set contains the show's entire 65-episode run in Japanese with English subtitles, giving viewers the full picture of an uncompromising and brutal child hero.

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English > Spanish > Japanese > Chinese > French > Latin > English > Latin > Arabic > Yiddish > English

2074. The world was threatened by another unexpected hero ...? Ken Izumi looks like a normal kid who was born 10 years ago, but he secretly wears equipment and accessories that created the image in the superhero, Chargeman C. Wisdom. No, or a father, or a sister to protect with him and with Karon and in the escape of the robot dwarf friends with the help of the city, the power of the villain and the flesh alone eats houses and is tied in prison, and The scientists of evil make themselves a prey to change the planet of them and terrorize them, and the pain of failure. Mother, boys, burn everything, I kill you ... a song with about 65 of the world is necessary for position and profession. Among the prone to attack the Jurassic, but from there are an infinite number of nuclear chargeman no and I wish that leads to justice? Ken Chargman! The first year 1974 the ridicule and excellent ventilation in Japanese television in Japanese Phillies in Commissions of the fans of fans 2007. 65 episodes of the program, which are Japanese and English series, which presents the image in a picture, the young and relentless hero .

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For any text to translate into any language, one needs to have two things. The first is a piece of text and the second is a translator service. Having a piece of text is easy. One can copy+paste text on the Internet, or one can make their own text, as I am doing here. Writing your own text is easy. Just pick a subject, and write about it. Irregardless of it being copy and pasted or it being made, make sure that it isn't too lengthy. Under 5000 characters is a good limit. For a translator device that's free, try Google Translate! Google Translate offers the best translations ever! It doesn't matter whether you use five words, or five thousand! It can easily understand what you say and mean. It doesn't use humans, instead it uses robots. This ensures only the best translation that's free.

[Dookie]

English > Spanish > Catalan > Swedish > Samoan > Italian > Chinese (Simplified) > Bangla > Polish > Odia

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Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
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Soaking up the thirst of the landOcean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
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To the childlike man
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Soaking up the thirst of the land

[Zanreo]

English - Japanese - Amharic - French - Malay - Sepedi - Estonian- Czech - English:

Oceanman, marry me
Take me to a position you understand.
The sea goes to the end of the earth
It was a real trip.
Oceanman, artificial sandpit
Thirsty sea urchins, you see something strange
Great man
Sailor grenades were destined to be fired.
Someone like a child
Oceania, living on the sand
Take the world thirsty
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English-German-Latin-Japanese-Greek-Arabic-English

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