The Edit Your Post Game

[Dookie]

To play this game, player one asks a question. Player two then responds to it. Then, player one changes their question to make the answer seem weird, rude or funny.

Example:

Player 1: What is the saddest moment in your life? Player 2: My grandma's funeral.

And then, player one changes his to something else.

Player 1: What is something you find funny that nobody else does?

Then player 2 asks a question, player three answers, and so on and so on!

(Please put the original question in spoiler text.)

Have fun! I hope this hasn't already been done.

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Favorite guily pleasure song?

What do you have to say for yourself for stealing the Never Gonna Give You Up master tapes?

[Florien]

I am incapable of feeling guilt, and I generally dislike music.

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What nation's food is the best food?

Do you have an opinion on going way off topic on a weird, irrelevant tangent when asked a question?

[Caret]

That I do not have an opinion on; but I can say that most of my food input comes from America, Italy, and France.

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Who will you bring to the annual Purrfect Cat Contest?

[Cassie]

I'd say that cat character from Mitchiri Neko.

How can I slow down the browning of my apple slices?

How can I speed up my plant growth?

[GoldenCityBird]

Well, that process needs oxygen, so I'd reccomend getting rid of that somehow.

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Your opinions of drabbles as a form of literature?

[JKBenbot]

I Too embarrassed at my lack of reading long books to answer.

What do you like about RP's with battle systems?

What do you think of Trading Card Games as a competitive sport?

[wingedcatgirl]

Not super into crunch-heavy battle, we prefer to just kinda wing it. The dramatically appropriate winner is usually obvious enough from the beginning anyway.

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What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

*opens the bathroom door* Oh, ugh, what is that stench?

[Caret]

Any variant of chocolate brownie, to be honest.

How would you improve our education system?

Do you have any ideas on how to keep that one factory from producing man-eating robots?

[KungFuCutbug]

that's... a tough one for me to answer really, because in my opinion, it's so screwed up that you'd basically need to annihilate the whole damn thing and rebuild it from the ground up in order to even have a chance of improving it

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would you rather be taller or shorter than you currently are?

a genie has come to your house and offered you a chance to change the aspect you most hate about yourself into something better. there are no other hidden consequences, but the genie will not let you reverse your choice once you tell him. what do you change?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

This might sound weird, since I'm pretty tall (6'3), but I wouldn't mind going a little bit further and being 6'5. No more though.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

The whole world has gone into chaos with everyone breaking the law. It's like The Purge went worldwide. What would you do?

[Florien]

Certainly a number of things outlawed by the geneva convention, but the geneva convention is stupid anyway.

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What's your plan?

What's the best greeting to anyone  you meet?

[Dookie]

Don't die.

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Where did you hide the body?

Here's what convicted Serial Killer JKBenbot had to say about his murders:

[JKBenbot]

I never killed anyone and that isn't a lie. The Sky is Red.

Hot take, Blaseball or Baseball.

[Zanreo]

I'd say baseball, because that's the one I know what is

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Favorite game genre?

What type of enemies would you like to fight irl?

[Cassie]

Probably Wide Open Sandbox or RPG.

What happens when you mix up "seitan" with "satan"?

What do you have for me to eat?

[Dookie]

You eat a load of the Devil.

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How old were you when you found out what a “Pokemon” was?

At what time of the day is noon?

[KungFuCutbug]

about seven, if I remember correctly

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if you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Let me make mine a nice navy blue.

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

How does it feel being the last one who's about to be executed?

[Longing7]

No real idea honestly, but the idea of me being the last does seem quite terrifying.

(ooc: god i am so dumb how did i forget to add a question aaaaaaaaaaaa)

[wingedcatgirl]

*stands around silently, not-answering the question you didn't ask*

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What is your third favorite thread on all of Trouble Cube?

Time for me to abuse my admin powers and randomly delete a thread for no good reason! Which one do you pick?

[Caret]

That's honesty a tough one for me to answer. Errrr... Get That Pizza?

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Favorite Nintendo franchise?

Hey, who was the person that ended up committing mass genocide against the Koopa Kingdom recently?

[Dookie]

Itsa Mario!

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Least favorite video game?

Favorite record to play?

[Whistle]

One I've never played, most likely.

What is your opinion on salad?
Do you like my cat?

[Clancy]

I don't remember ever eating one, but I think it'd be a good idea to try it someday.

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What do you think of Philip Glass's music?

How does it feel to lie with the Devil?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Meh, can't really say anything. Not that familiar with him.

Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?