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GCB (or Gabby, if you actually have to say their name out loud), having cautiously made sure that nothing was broken in the car at all, finally enters the Null-Mart. "Look at all these crisp flavours. Nothing, salt and nothing, low-fat nothing... I'd have a hard time choosing, too. But, anyway, we can't subside on this stuff alone, can we?" Their tone shifts from sarcastic to questioning. "Wait, can we?" They check the ingredients and nutritional stuff on the back of a packet.
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As GCB looks at the ingredients...it's blank. It literally is just a blank nutrition template. That doesn't sound good.
"Should we get drinks?!" Knife yells from another aisle.
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"Yes, drinks. Very essential stuff. I'll help you get some," Matthew says before deciding to say "Fuck it" and grabs any old bag of chips and joins Knife in the choosing of the drinks.
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"I'm not putting any of this stuff up my bill." GCB just puts the packet down, following Matthew and Knife. "Just making sure you don't die, don't mind me."
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Knife's standing in a bright white void of an aisle, with drinks lining the shelves. "...Do they even have any employees here? You think anything's stoping us from taste testing what "Null-Mart" drinks would be like?"
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"Hmmm, let me double-check."
Matthew looks around for any nearby employees and also looks for any cameras to make sure no one catches them before testing out the drinks.
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Luckily, there are no cameras. However, as Matthew looks, there happens to indeed be a Null-Mart employee.
"Hello! And welcome to Null-Mart! I'm Ni Hill, and I'm your Null-Mart Appointed Customer Service Assistant. How may Null-Mart help you today?" It looks at you with an uncanny smile.
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Quick, grab everything we can!
The stack of stuff on MP's cart is only getting larger...
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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"Yes, we're looking for snacks and drinks. What do you recommend?"
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Cassie can be seen putting up some sort of ice barrier.
"...i think shit's gonna be displeasing enough that i'm putting up safety measures. this is a just in case thing."
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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Ni Hill looks at Cassie's ice wall. "Sir, I'm going to ask you to have to stop. Any manipulation of entropy, such as changing the temperature, is banned according to Null-Mart's terms of services. Now, can I interest you in a Null-Mart Yearly Membership?"
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"devil's dammit...nevermind!"
Cassie undoes the ice wall, and immediately skitters off deep into the place to avoid any offers of yearly membership.
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As Cassie runs off, he runs into yet another Null-Mart Employee. "Hello. Welcome to Null-Mart. How may I assist you today?"
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Matthew looks and makes sure the Null-Mart is distracted before he grabs some drinks.
"Knife, do you think we should try to do the quick taste-test while no one looks?"
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"Already ahead of you." Knife opens up a random bottle, and chugs.
"...Tastes like yummy, yummy void."
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Meanwhile, several aisles over, a cat is testing the scratching posts.
"Aw yeah, that's good stuff.
"... what were we doing, again?
"Don't remember. don't care. Scratchy."
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Yet another Null-Mart employee appears on top of the scratching post. "Hello, feline. Welcome to Null-Mart. Would you be interested in trying a free sample of our famous Nothing Bagel?"
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"Let me try...." He opens one up himself and gulps it. ""Mmmm... delicious voidiness..."
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"Ooh, yes! The bagel!" The cat wings over to the employee.
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The employee offers the Nothing Bagel to the cat. Upon taste, it clears your mind of all worries. As well as all capacity to think for a few seconds, before the effect wears off. "We have a sale on Nothing Bagels. Now, instead of $e per pack, it is now $φ per pack. Would you like to buy one?"
Meanwhile, Knife looks to Matthew. "Hey, what else do you want from Null-Mart? On me, promise."
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GCB, at this point, starts panicking a little. "Nope. I mean, no, I wouldn't. The thought of food made out of literally nothing - that also seemingly tastes good - just makes me feel... well... I mean, it's your choice, to be honest, but... I think I'll leave now."
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"Meh, I'm good. Unless there's something else you want."
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"Oh come on! My treat, seriously."
As GCB begins panicking, yet another Null-Mart employee seemingly is conjured up from nowhere right behind them. "Hello. You see distressed. How may I assist you?"
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Matthew thinks about it for a moment.
"Well, maybe something a bit more substantial besides chips. Wonder if they have a deli here? Wouldn't mind having a few pieces of chicken."
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"I..." GCB tries to steady themself. "Well, I'd like to ask some questions, if it's alright. The lack of nutritional information on all the packaging, plus the fact that the void, in theory, literally has no nutritional value at all, it's, well... what could go wrong with my health while eating this stuff? Honest answers, please."
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