[Roleplay - Drop-in] Our Avatars are Posting in a Forum Thread

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I see your train of thought. None of those are my type specifically.

[wingedcatgirl]

that's fair, everyone has their preferences

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Still, I do not see why that of all things would be your total identity online.

[wingedcatgirl]

well i usually go by wingedcatgirl but someone took that name before i got here and i didn't want to spend more than five minutes thinking up a new one

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Tee hee.

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eat my ass meowing

[MadameButterflyKnife]

You will think of a new one eventually.

[wingedcatgirl]

yeah probably

I'll be sure to let you know when I do

[MadameButterflyKnife]

So what should I call you, other than cookie simp.

[wingedcatgirl]

well my name's Tempest so you can call me that

technically that's Meowing's name too but she never goes by it, specifically to avoid confusion with me. even though that would totally piss me off in exactly the way she normally loves

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The difference is that it'd piss me off too. Also some other things, but little Tempest isn't ready for that bombshell yet.

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why do you keep calling me little Tempest

[MadameButterflyKnife]

You know what, we should move back a little bit. Who is "Meowing", anyway. You act as if you are related.

[wingedcatgirl]

I'm Meowing! Nya~

Grand High Goddess of Meowing, to use my full (self-proclaimed and completely meaningless) title.

Little Tempest is... *waves hand vaguely* a self-insert of mine, reimagined from some really old ones, with an emphasis on the "self-insert character is really mad at their author actually" aspect that I think is fucking hilarious.

... Oh, for context, I'm an author who really likes screwing with the fourth wall. Relatedly, tell Knife I said hi~ (Don't worry, she'll hear you no matter where or how you say it.) (Okay actually she's already read this post before you did, but it's funnier if you ignore that and say it anyway.)

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you can see why I find her so damn annoying

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I find her less "annoying" and more. Existential and confusing.

[wingedcatgirl]

sure, but existential confusion annoys me so it comes down to the same thing

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"It doesn't explain why she calls you little, though. Is she the tallest of all your alternate selves.

[wingedcatgirl]

I've never seen her "true form" tbh

at least I don't think I have

so I couldn't confirm her height for sure

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I think she might actually be taller than me, but that's not what "little" is referring to in this context.

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cool what is it

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Don't worry about it :p

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... okay. whatever lmao

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Nevermind, now I see how its annoying.

[wingedcatgirl]

right?? and she can't just drop me somewhere and leave me alone, she has to needle at me whenever she gets a chance

[MadameButterflyKnife]

You don't even work for her or anything?

[wingedcatgirl]

i wish i worked for her, then i'd at least get paid

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Hey, I give you stuff when I isekai you into places.

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it ain't payment without negotiations and a contract >:C

also a random weapon or two is hardly sufficient remuneration for the shit you pull on me

[MadameButterflyKnife]

She gives you weapons. Is she an arms dealer? I probably would need to report that.

[wingedcatgirl]

define "arms dealer"

but probably not, her motivation is more like "ooh a fun accessory for my toy" than anything else

[josh6243]

MissIceCream has logged in.

It's been a while since I've posted. Anything I missed?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Existential annoyance from a woman, directed towards her...clone? Alternate self. I do not know the details other than the fact they are two versions of each other.

[josh6243]

That sounds rather confusing.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I personally do not find identical individuals confusing. But I have experience with that.

[josh6243]

Gotcha.