[Roleplay - Drop-in] Our Avatars are Posting in a Forum Thread

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Name's Bit. Nice name, did you give yourself it or were your parents just really fond of ice cream.

[josh6243]

Yeah. It was the latter. Mom wanted to keep a sweets theme going in the family.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Let me guess. Your siblings are named Chocolate and Strawberry.

[josh6243]

Orange totally would, if I weren't an only child.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Who the fuck is Orange.

[SmilyCube112]

My name's Pyrrhus (don't ask), but the Viking, well, I don't think they've given their name.

Hmph. Me name "Ragnar". It given by me clanmates. And sugar nice, but me prefer meat, PROTEIN!!

As expected, Ragnar. Though, now I wonder if they own a candy-producing company, and I purchased one of their products. Do they, Vanilla?

[josh6243]

@ Bit: She's my mother.

@ Vikings: A pleasure to meet you both.

[Zanreo]

Oh hey, someone new? Nice to meet you!

[SmilyCube112]

I'm not a Viking. I'm just a civilian.

But...you Norwegian.

Dude, not all Norwegians are Vikings, okay? Not cool. >:(

[Zanreo]

Yeah, that's right, not all of us are! Some of us are powerful, laser-wielding bonus bosses with cool sunglasses... well, at least I am lol

[SmilyCube112]

You're a WHAT?!

You post-game boss?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Boss? Everyone's got another boss, who do you work for.

[SmilyCube112]

I'm currently unemployed - blame my explosive power.

Me am BOSS of own clan. Is good.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"That's your problem if you can't find a job, orange."

[SmilyCube112]

I told you, my name is Pyrrhus. And don't blame me for having something that pretty much all employers don't want. Not even the demolition crews, and believe me, I tried.

So be Viking. Only option left, right?

...Viking's got a point. So, screw it - I'ma be a Viking. I mean, what other choice do I have?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I think you could probably put your mind to it and get a job, but hey, if you wanna be a Viking, be a Viking.

[Zanreo]

Boss? Everyone's got another boss, who do you work for.

Hm? Ah, not that kind of boss! I don't really "work for" anyone or have any employees, I'm just an extra tough opponent for those who want a challenge...

[SmilyCube112]

I think you could probably put your mind to it and get a job, but hey, if you wanna be a Viking, be a Viking.

How then, do you think I should get a job when most employers are too busy panicking over my explosive powers? Don't mention the demolition crews - They see it as too explosive, and prefer to use dynamite or TNT.

But where power control go?

It's not me needing better control over my powers that's causing the problem - blame their HR departments.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Work remotely. Unless you don't have any other marketable skills other than exploding.

[SmilyCube112]

...............

You ok?

FUCK. Didn't think about working remotely. Now that I'm thinkin' about it, what about being friggin' self-employed? That could work too!

You stupid.

Yes. Me stupid.

[wingedcatgirl]

wokring for myself technically is pretty sweet

i mean most ofmy work is odd jobs for other people but y'know it's all on my own time and terms

and also some dunveon diving >:3

[MadameButterflyKnife]

immaculate_i00 has signed on.

Testing.

[wingedcatgirl]

simpforcookies has logged on

seriously that's my username in this timeline?

i know i can't use wingedcatgirl cause meowing already is but that's so dumb

i simp for maybe two cookies

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What a coincidence, so do I.

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of course you're here. shoulda known

[MadameButterflyKnife]

You simp for cookies. Elaborate, please. I know I won't enjoy the answer, but.

[wingedcatgirl]

they're sapient obviously. you ever read the old gingerbread man story? imagine a world where those are the dominant species. now imagine a gentle charming garden boy and a brash strong sword girl of this species. do you see the train of thought here?