POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kafkaesque]

"Rrrrrrgh... for once, could we maybe have any evidence that doesn't lead to a dead end?"

[madface7]

“We're still singletoed as usual.”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I'm just sayin' size matters. My feet aren't that small. But claw marks, that could be possible too."

[Huney]

"Well, small and without toes would describe Addie and Sue pretty well. But what would the three-toed foot be?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Doesn't Mawile have three-toes?"

[Huney]

... Well that got Doober thinking.

"Can anyone else verify this?"

[Kennifer]

"Not me."

Mawile holds up her foot, still the same little curved two-toed foot as before.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Oh, I misremember then. Sorry"

[Kafkaesque]

> Fuck it. Sniff everywhere else around the crime scene. You have exactly one major asset right now and you're going to use it.

[KungFuCutbug]

>Sniff everywhere else around the crime scene

[4]

[...]

[... ... ... ... ... ...]

[...after a minute, you can faintly pick up the smell of either Addie, Sue, or both.]

[Weirdguy149]

"My feet are huge and I have four claws for each hand, so I can't be the one you guys are looking for."

[Guma]

So . . . what do these rocks have to do with this fallen tree?

[Huney]

"If I had to guess, nothing at all. They sculpted them to look like my teeth, probably as a red herring to lead us down the wrong way. You can investigate them further, though, if you'd like."

[madface7]

“Wait, why is our scent there?!”

“Dammit, another piece of this crazy puzzle...”

[Huney]

"Your scent? How do you think they got your scent?"

[madface7]

“They could've dragged our sleeping bodies or something... Or... well... I don't know! But... I didn't do it, I promise!”

“Please trust us...”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"This is so topsy-turvy, I don't know what to believe.... Footprints get wiped away, you all eat evidence. Why not just eat corpses while you're at it? Take Helix and roast him on a campfire and scarf him down."

[Kennifer]

> Look at Addie and Sue to see if they could've been dragged around, are there any marks or hairs or anything on them?

[KungFuCutbug]

> Look at Addie and Sue to see if they could've been dragged around

[6]

[While attempting to investigate them, you accidentally hit them with your giant head-jaws and bruise them.]

[Huney]

>Dooberfy them (that is, investigate for ways they could have gotten Addie's and Sue's scents.)

[Kennifer]

"Ack! I'm sorry, are you guys okay?"

[KungFuCutbug]

>investigate for ways they could have gotten Addie's and Sue's scents

[4]

[There's no signs of anyone or anything being dragged around the crime scene anywhere.]

[madface7]

Addie is crying, and Sue is lightly rubbing Addie's bruise.

[Huney]

"Now, I hope you understand how bad this looks... though, it's also possible Gengar could have done something. Is anyone able to confirm or deny the toeless paws he saw yesterday? I have no memory of it."

[madface7]

“It looks really bad...”

“And even worse than bad. Because we didn't do it!”