POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Huney]

"But I'm hungry"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Oh shut it, Sabine!” [Ringtoss crosses his arms.] “I'm not the one who killed him in th’ first place, y'know! That'd be, as Issy over there said, ya ol’ pal the Ninja! Get friggin’ pissed at them, not me, ya wingnut!”

[Guma]

Idiot beaver! You destroyed our one and only piece of evidence!

[Huney]

"Well, what can ya do? Let's just vote for someone randomly. Uhhh... ATV, let's vote for ATV."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“Why'd you eat the damn evidence for? You coulda had some berries or somethin’ but no, eat what's left of ATV. Fuckin’ beaver.”

[Kennifer]

"Okay... No body, no evidence... but who'd have the motive to do something like this?"

[Guma]

. . . I vastly overestimated your intelligence. I have an idea. Why don't we vote you off?

[Huney]

"Man, you guys are so rude... Can't a bro snack?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“I'm startin’ to wonder about you...”

[Dookie]

“That was our only evidence left, idiot!”

[KungFuCutbug]

“Oh, by th’ by, ATV was the Orator, if that counts for anythin’. Lucky bastards got a strong role on th’ first night!” [Ringtoss laughs jovially.] “Nicely done, Ninja!”

[Huney]

"Look, it wouldn't do us good anyway. The rules very clearly say no evidence. Not some evidence before a Bidoof eats it. There's no sweat off anyone's back. Now let a guy have his meal."

[Kafkaesque]

"...I will admit, in the absence of physical evidence what would normally fall under Occam's razor is the closest thing to proof we have."

[Kennifer]

"...Is this Bidoof trying to get voted off or something? Yeesh."

[Huney]

"Whaddo you want me to say, man! Obviously we can't actually identify anything with the scale or the role just wouldn't work, now would it! You're the guys acting all weird."

[Guma]

Do you propose we eviscerate the mammal and rip the feather right out of him?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“You ate some paint chips when you were a kid, didn't ya?”

[Huney]

"... What, you didn't?"

[Zanreo]

"So you're saying... you're trying to help this Ringtoss guy? That's... not helping you out here..."

[Huney]

"Who's Ringtoss?"

[KungFuCutbug]

Do you propose we eviscerate the mammal and rip the feather right out of him?

“Whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa!” [Ringtoss frantically waves his arms around.] “If ya want ‘im dead so badly, ya gotta vote for him, y'know! Leave th’ dirty work t’ me!”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“If the other beavers are like you, I'm surprised your species didn't go extinct.”

[Guma]

Preposition accepted.

/vote Doober

[Huney]

"Can't believe I'm about to die for making game mechanics more believable. This is messed up."

[EeveeGirlChey]

/vote Doober