POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[KungFuCutbug]

[I swear you guys have checked all 9 sections of the forest at this point. Nothing, not even a body, has been found. But ATV is definitely missing.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“ATV? Where are you at?”

> check springs

[Dookie]

> Southwest?

[Guma]

>join headcount
If I wasn't here, I think I'd know it.

[Huney]

>I think we should do a headcount again

[Weirdguy149]

>Use your keen sense of smell to determine where the hell ATV is.

[KungFuCutbug]

>Use your keen sense of smell to determine where the hell ATV is

[4]

[Ringtoss burps, and a single Venomoth wing scale falls out of his mouth.] “‘Scuse me...”

[Kafkaesque]

"...my fellows, I have hit upon a terrible thought. If our Venomoth companion is conspiciously absent, but no trace of a corpse has been found... do you think the one designated by our malignant excuse for a host as an uncatchable killer may have claimed their life?"

[Huney]

"They're eating them! And then they're gonna eat me! Oh my gooooood!"

Doober nods.

"Ninja probably."

[KungFuCutbug]

“You're just a little snack,” [the Hoopa sings mockingly.]

[Guma]

Weg, um es offensichtlich zu machen. . . .

[Weirdguy149]

Guy looked only slightly freaked out at the smell of a regurgitated wing.
"So. Should we do something about that?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“Dude, you seriously ate ATV? What the fuck, man? You gonna do that for everyone who dies here?”

[Kafkaesque]

"...my companions. I am afraid I am currently experiencing thoughts my usual mode of speech cannot accurately capture. Please, forgive me for what I am about to say."

-deep breath-

"YOU ARE FUCKING GROSS MAN HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK."

[KungFuCutbug]

“Hahaha, naaah, that was a one-time thing. Gotta uphold the ‘leave no evidence’ thing somehow, amiright?”

[Kennifer]

"Why would you EAT SOMEONE???"

Okay yeah if Mawile didn't look uncomfortable before, she surely did now. Even with those big ol' jaws, she wouldn't actually EAT anyone. Probably.

[Huney]

"I mean, I get it. When you're hungry you're hungry. That's just nature for ya."

>Pick up the uneaten wing and examine it closely

[Dookie]

“WHAT? You...you...you ate him?”

Squirt starts to cry a little.

[KungFuCutbug]

>Pick up the uneaten wing and examine it closely

[6]

[You find your bite marks on it. ...Why did you pick it up with your teeth, again?]

[Kafkaesque]

"Ah, there is no point investigating! Our host had a single shred of decency and decided to inform us it was the Ninja who took ATV's life... there is nought left! Alas and alack!"

[Huney]

"We need to protect this scale, it's all the evidence we have."

Doober proceeds to eat it.

[EeveeGirlChey]

"....S-someone ate ATV?! I think I'm gonna be sick..."

[Guma]

It's funny. All my life, I thought that Pokémon couldn't be evil. They lacked the agency for it. It was always the Trainers that were evil. Way to throw that out the window, Ringsauce!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

“Don't eat that, ya stupid beaver,” he says to Doober.

[Zanreo]

"So... no evidence..." Fuiji says.