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POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame
"You won't even tell us where the lost pirate's gold is?"
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
So ernst. Can't you take a joke around here?

>investigate northern area
“Oh yea...”

> search Southern area
I like bananas. They're yellow.
[Ringtoss looks at Doober for a minute, then grins, deciding to humor the Bidoof.] Especially not where th’ lost pirate's gold is! Far as I'm concerned, that gold's mine and it's off-limits! Keep ya grubby paws—fins—whatever off it!”

[There's nothing of note in either the Southern or Northern areas... not even a corpse.]
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PANIC AUTOMATICALLY
>Look to the east for bodies
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
Mawile woke up from... wherever she was sleeping. She yawned, stretched, and got up to look around.

She'll first...

>check the Eastern section.
Stupid doomed timeline...
[Nothing in the Eastern section either. ATV is conspicuously missing from the hot springs they were in earlier, but still no corpses.]
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Radar was tossing, turning, and whimpering in his sleep. It appears he was having a nightmare.

In his dream, he was beside his owner on a gurney as some doctors rolled it down the emergency room halls. His hunan's parents were right behind them. He could still hear the mother cry "SAVE MY BABY! PLEASE DON'T LET MY LITTLE GIRL DIE!" very clearly. The girl was badly mangled. Her body was bruised, broken, and bloodied. Just as the doctor gave him to the girl's father, Radar bolted up from his bed and screamed.
> to reiterate, Isbrand will check the centre, while also looking to see anything out of place there that might suggest the presence of evidence in the other sectors
"ATV is conspicuously missing from the hot springs they were in earlier, but still no corpses..."

>Check the west
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
“Maybe up here?”

Check Northwestern
I like bananas. They're yellow.
>Head Northeast
Stupid doomed timeline...
[Nothing in the Central, Western, Northwestern or Northeastern sections. Absolutely nothing.]
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I awake once again!

Lord Helix wakes up from his slumber to...

>Check the southwest section
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
>southeast time babey
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
“Uh.... maybe we got lucky the first night.”

> do headcount
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Radar stumbles out and decides to go...

> Check the northwest section
[Nothing in the Southeast or Southwest sections, either.]

>do headcount
[4]

[ATV is missing.]
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Hrm. Either the killer was thwarted... or they are devious enough to have left no evidence whatsoever.

> Join the others for the headcount
>Check the biggest African country, New Guinea
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
> Join the headcount
>Check the biggest African country, New Guinea

[Neither New Guinea nor (the rest of) Africa exist in the Pokémon universe. What is the point of this.]
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Guy waddled his way over to where the others were gathered. He seemed to be alive as well.
>Check the North section
Stupid doomed timeline...
>Check the essence of being
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"


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