POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kennifer]

Mawile decides to try one of the portals too. She knows full well what will happen, she just thinks it looks like fun.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Enjoyin’ ya new home, you two?” [Ringtoss asks Addie and Sue with a grin, side-eyeing Squirt when he says ‘new home’.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Hmm, wanna give this a try."

Gengar goes through the portal and sure enough he finds himself back in the Central area.

"How about that? That angry dreidel is onto somethin' here."

[madface7]

"I like it!"

"Except for the murder part."

"Yeah, that part stinks. Can we get rid of that?"

[Dookie]

Squirt sees Gengar and yells at him.

“Do you see me? Am I here? Can you hear me?”

[KungFuCutbug]

“Ooh, sorry. If ya didn't wanna get murdered, ya shouldn't've signed up fo’ this, pal!”

[madface7]

"I signed up? I don't remember signing up for anything."

"...maybe it was our trainer...?"

"Oh, come on, they would NEVER! They love us! That's why they gave us our names and hugged us and called us cute! Right?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, yea, I see ya, Squirt. Back with us loons."

[Kennifer]

"Well, that was kind of fun, but I'm dizzy now."

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario decides to step through one of the portals as well, calmly walking back out into the center.

"Hmm... So it'll always just lead to the center of this forest, then...?"

Rosario can't help but look at Ringtoss with a frown.

"I'm positive I wouldn't have signed up for such a thing... I can't imagine someone signing up for a 'game' such as this..."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ringtoss can only laugh.] “Ooh, that's right, forgot ya forgot everythin’. Well, ya not gettin’ ya memories back ‘till the end'a this. So if ya wanna remember, I'd suggest gettin’ t’ killin’ quick.”

[Kafkaesque]

"Ah! Back already, are you? And your morbid taunting resumes! Know this! You bit off far more than you could chew when you decided to subject me to one of these games! I will not go down as easy as you hope!"

[Zanreo]

Fuiji also enters a portal... and ends up back in the center.

"Memories..." That's right, she doesn't remember anything about this, but either way she couldn't imagine having signed up for a game like this. Not fully knowing what it was about, at least...

[Dookie]

“K-C-Killing? W-w-what do they mean by that?”

[Guma]

Why would you make us forget we signed up for this game? Were you just especially bored? Well, here's a word for you: Pokémon aren't playthings.

[Kennifer]

"From what I gather it's like fainting... but FOREVER."

[KungFuCutbug]

“Eh.” [Ringtoss shrugs at Sabine's question.] “There's an ol’ sayin’ that goes ‘happiness is so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions’ or somethin’ along those lines. While I don't think I got a million'a ya here—by my count, I think I got... 15, countin’ Addie ‘n’ Sue as one—still goes th’ same way on a smaller scale.”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"I don't know who's doin' any killin' here. But I'll tell ya. You're not takin' me down that easy."

[Huney]

"Hey killers, if you could keep from killing me, I'd appreciate it."

[TenOfSwords13]

Reynard goes to the center, normally instead of through the portals, in time to hear Ringtoss's hapiness and suffering stuff.

That sounds like... hmmm... the word my trainer uses about everything... bullshit?

[MadeOfMilk]

Yeh, I don't believe that one fuckin' bit.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ringtoss laughs again.] “Cry all ya want, I'm stickin’ wit’ it. ‘N’ ya gonna have t’ deal wit’ my quote-unquote ‘bullshit’ fo’ a while if nobody kills. What, would it'a been better if I was doin’ this fo’ some high-‘n’-mighty reason other than jus’ ‘cause I'm bored? Would ya rather I turned ya into pawns in some great scheme t’ turn me into a timeline-warpin’ god, or t’ bring someone important t’ me back from th’ dead? Fat. Chance. Losers.”

[Huney]

"Wait, what's going on? What's with the portals?"

[Kennifer]

"Well, I sure don't want to kill or hurt anybody unless I have to. I mean, I could..."

Mawile turns around and snaps those big ol' jaws a couple times, then turns back.

"But I don't want to!"

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario's frown grows more noticeable.

"You simply want us to suffer... How cold..."

They cross their arms, and look away. They begin thinking to themselves, a hand raised up to where their chin would be.

"...What choice do we have but to follow through with what he says...? To be victims in this cruel little 'game'..."