POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Nice to meet ya'll. I don't have a name. I'm just a Gengar, livin' it up and havin' a party down at Ghost Tower. Lotta fun up there."

[Zanreo]

"So we're in Unova... never been there before, but it's nice. I'm from Kanto myself... oh, and my name's Fuiji" she says.

[Huney]

"Hey, Rosario. I'm Doober."

He dips his hand in the nearest puddle of mud before putting it out to shake.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Ohhhhh my Arceus I'm dealing with a bunch of imbeciles. I SAID I'M MAKIN’ YA KILL EACH OTHER ‘CAUSE I'M BORED! HOW MANY FRIGGIN’ TIMES'RE YA GONNA MAKE ME SAY IT?!”

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Lord Helix recognizes the ATV immediately.

...Yes indeed! It is a pleasure to see a fellow ally even in this tumultuous trial!

[Huney]

"Wait, we have to kill each other?! Why?!"

[madface7]

"You don't have to say 'friggin'."

"Yeah! Our trainer lets us say 'fuck' all the time! And you sound like someone who'd say that."

"We just choose not to."

"HASHTAG LET RINGTOSS SAY FUCK!"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ringtoss looks like he's about to lose it.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Take a chill pill", he says to Ringtoss. "Laugh a little. That's my motto in life."

[Guma]

S—say, Doober, if you must know, I'm a bounty hunter. Pray you don't have a bounty right now.

[Kafkaesque]

Ah, so the villain at least has the decency to address me by name! Unsurprising. My reputation precedes me, after all. Now, to address the questions these others pose regarding places of origin...

"Home region, eh? I cannot say I have one. All my life I have been itinerant, moving swiftly from one grand adventure to the next - and I would not have it any other way!"

[Huney]

"Oh, don't worry. I already took care of anyone who would have a grudge with me."

[madface7]

"'Bounty'? You're the smart one, Sue, can you tell me what that means?"

"I think it's a kind of plant."

"Ohhhhhhh!"

[MadeOfMilk]

Same to you, my friend! May the odds ever be in our favor again!

[CrystalMemoria]

Rosario's eyes widen a bit upon seeing Doober's muddy paw reached out for a handshake.

"...It's a pleasure to meet you, Doober..."

Awkward expression is a go, but no returned handshake...

And they simply sigh upon the growing tensions between Ringtoss and the others.

"Should we be, ah... pestering Ringtoss like this? He does hold all the cards here, does he not...?"

[TenOfSwords13]

>Go to the South if not already

So... are there any sane, not pretentious Pokemon here or am I alone in that department?

[Huney]

Doober looks a little bit offended by the lack of shake back, but oh well.

"We're just asking why we have to do this. And we still didn't get an answer, by the way."

[KungFuCutbug]

“That's botany, ya wingnut,” [he calls to Sue, not knowing that that's wrong as well. Then, he turns his attention back to Isbrand.] “A nomad, ‘ey? Nice, nice. Never content wit’ stayin’ in one place fo’ too long... or were ya forced t’ be on th’ move constantly by some outside circumstances?” [A horn-to-horn grin slowly splits across his face as he asks the last question.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Explore Northwest

[Kennifer]

"I'm just Mawile, by the way. I ah... never got a name. Guess I couldn't think of a good one."

[Huney]

"Well do you want a name?"

[madface7]

"HEY! My b- ...my friend doesn't have wings or nuts!"

"Do I have nuts? Let me check." Sue looks at his crotch. "...I'm gonna give that a 'maybe'."

[KungFuCutbug]

>Explore Northwest

[The Northwestern section appears, fittingly, to be a cross between the Northern and Western sections. It's cold, dark, and gloomy here. Icicles adorn the highest branches of the trees, dripping cold water onto anyone below. The ground is also covered in a thin, barely noticeable layer of ice, making it hard to maintain your footing.]

[Kennifer]

"Never really thought about it, but it might be fun to have one. Or at least make it less confusing when I'm with my family and someone calls out 'Hey, Mawile!' and a dozen of us come running."

She chuckles sheepishly and rubs the back of her neck again.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"WHOA!" Gengar slips on the icy ground of the Northwest.

"Eh..... now I remember why I hate the cold." He goes back to the others.