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WHAT THIS ISThis is a webcomic/text adventure game that I decided to make instead of continuing my other Homestuck one. To be fair, this will still have heavy Homestuck influences, but this involves an original setting, characters, etc. This will focus on six main characters, all of whom work at an office. Please remember to follow the usual forum rules.
It is the 13th day of April. A 26 year old office worker sits at his desk. He had been hired about a week ago. His interests include: shitposting, browsing Reddit, and trolling Discord moderators by posting memes in general. He had decorated his cubicle with bad memes. His coworkers thinks he's basically fucking stupid and not really funny, although he thinks otherwise. He works on the computer whilst listening to Violent Femmes and Barenaked Ladies, working in tech support. He occasionally questions his very existence. Is this really his life? Will he remain an office drone and a bad memer for the rest of his life? Surely there must be more to life than this...
anyway give him a name ig
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> Gizmo
and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
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Officeman Gizmo?
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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Gerald Gary "Gizmo" Gismond
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Gerald Gary "Gizmo" Graham Gismond
it is me. awe921, the greatest face in all of koridai
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Gerald Gary "Gizmo" Graham Great Gismond
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
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> Gerald Gary "Gizmo" Gismond
This is Gerald Gary "Gizmo" Gismond. He's not exactly sure why he got the nickname of Gizmo, but he doesn't seem to mind it either. He does mind one particular coworker calling him "Gerry" though, for some reason.
Gizmo hears a notification sound come from his phone. He reaches for his phone, picking it up. It's a new text from his boss.
Gizmo's boss asks to see him immediately. But obviously you already knew that. Unless you're dumb.
Should Gizmo go to his boss and see what's up?
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>Never. Gizmo should never learn anything, ever.
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> send his boss another meme
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> Go to your boss specifically to introduce them, in person, to the glory of memes
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>send his boss another meme
Gizmo decides to send his boss this. He's sure this one will finally make him laugh.
>Yes.
This is Gizmo's boss. He kinda sucks, but he needs a name too.
Gizmo and his boss meet in a hallway. "Mr. Gismond," he begins to say. "I have received multiple complaints about you. You have been sending "memes" to almost all of your coworkers and myself when you were supposed to be working. It is getting tiresome, Gismond. If you don't stop this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go."
How does Gizmo respond to this? Also boss guy needs name
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>Boss: Be named "Killjoy McPartyPooperPants"
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> boss's name is Bruce Willis
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Boss's name: Jason Doom.
Response: Meme the douche.
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> dab
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> sing "let it go" loudly and off key for Le Epic Meme.
> also the boss's name is Bruce Killdoom.
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>Steal the boss's phone to post memes to everyone in the office.
>Also, George Cleveland.
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