It is the 13th day of April. A 26 year old office worker sits at his desk. He had been hired about a week ago. His interests include: shitposting, browsing Reddit, and trolling Discord moderators by posting memes in general. He had decorated his cubicle with bad memes. His coworkers thinks he's basically fucking stupid and not really funny, although he thinks otherwise. He works on the computer whilst listening to Violent Femmes and Barenaked Ladies, working in tech support. He occasionally questions his very existence. Is this really his life? Will he remain an office drone and a bad memer for the rest of his life? Surely there must be more to life than this...

anyway give him a name ig

Gizmo hears a notification sound come from his phone. He reaches for his phone, picking it up. It's a new text from his boss.



Gizmo's boss asks to see him immediately. But obviously you already knew that. Unless you're dumb.

Should Gizmo go to his boss and see what's up?

Gizmo decides to send his boss this. He's sure this one will finally make him laugh.

This is Gizmo's boss. He kinda sucks, but he needs a name too.



Gizmo and his boss meet in a hallway. "Mr. Gismond," he begins to say. "I have received multiple complaints about you. You have been sending "memes" to almost all of your coworkers and myself when you were supposed to be working. It is getting tiresome, Gismond. If you don't stop this, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go."

How does Gizmo respond to this? Also boss guy needs name