Murderverse Falls

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"So what the fuck is communion, then?!

[Whistle]

I think water into wine was probably a bad idea, you're turning the main ingredient for life into some bitter mouth-numbing sleep juice.

[Dookie]

Victoria rolls her eyes. "Oh come on, that's not what Catholicism is about at all! It's like...shit...they don't day drink with Jesus, they drink his blood. And then they eat him. And then they sing songs about eating Jesus."

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Well, if I remember it right, in Communion, you eat a piece of bread and drink some juice. The bread represents Jesus' body and the juice represents his blood. You're not drinking actual blood but pretending I think."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Some of those places though offer wine instead of juice, I think.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"You expect me to know that shit? My dad got us kicked out of every damn church I've been to.

[Caret]

"Back in the olden days, the branch of the Catholic Church in my dimension used flavored cow blood instead of wine and juice! Not sure why I felt I needed to share that bit of information, but the more you know!"

[wingedcatgirl]

"Uh, I don't know much about human religions," Maple says. "I don't think they typically promote getting drunk?"

[Oggy123]

Gooble is clearly a bit confused.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Usually not, no.

[Cutegirl920fire]

"That and kids go to church too and they're too young to drink, hence the juice."

[Dookie]

"So you mean catholicism isn't some cool Jesus vampire clique? That sucks. Kids drinking wine is kinda cool but drinking 2000-year old blood sounds badass."

[Whistle]

Wait, was that girl the victim of some, like, botched crucifixion or something? I... I don't know, this discussion of religion is bringing weird ideas to mind, sorry.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I'm pretty sure she hasn't been killed for religious reasons. Everyone here doesn't strike me as religious extremists anyway. All we need now.

[Cutegirl920fire]

"I don't see how religion would be a motivator for this killing anyway either."

[Oggy123]

"All that matters is that we need to get to the bottom of this before more of us get killed."

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Oui, but we don't have a good lead yet. Let's keep investigating!"
> Inspect the noose around Bootlegger's head/neck

[Kennifer]

> Inspect the noose around Bootlegger's head/neck (Paul)

You start to do this before remembering her head was cut off with an axe and there isn't a noose to inspect.

[Oggy123]

"Maybe we missed a few things!"

> Look for anything else unusual you might have missed around the golf course.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Looking at the severed head and comparing it to Paul Bunyan's axe, does it look like it could have been the murder weapon?

[Cutegirl920fire]

> Search for anything remotely sharp in the Bootlegger's cabin. On that note... look for signs of struggle, or bloodshed. (Catar)

You find a very sharp axe and OH MY GOD that is a lot of blood. You slip in it, whoops.

Bunyan eyes Mindy's investigation and gets annoyed.

"We found the murder weapon already!" She points at the bloodied axe, which happens to be a completely different axe than hers.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

(Ignore my action, then. See what happens when I'm not around that much as of late?)

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Hey, giant girl, go and cut a log for us, huh? While we figure this out."

[PointMaid]

> Look for anything else unusual you might have missed around the golf course.

You don't notice anything in particular that hasn't been noticed before

>Looking at the severed head and comparing it to Paul Bunyan's axe, does it look like it could have been the murder weapon?

You can't get a good enough look to begin to tell

[Oggy123]

"Ummm..."

Gooble looks around.

"Okay. What are the things we know?"