Mario Party Overboarded: Second Roll

[artsyGeek]

[Michael's been doing... not that good, not that bad, in-game.]

[NoahStratos]

this took longer than expected to do, at least it's a day early than what's expected as of recently

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 6

It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 8. He comes across the Fly Guy, but not before a Koopa Troopa working for the Koopa Bank appears right before him.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry to say, but I'm requiring you to deposit 5 coins in the bank.

Shitass presses Q on his theoretical keyboard five times to deposit the coins he has one by one. Shitass now has 22 coins left.

Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 5 coins in their reserves. Thank you for visiting.

Shitass has now finally come face to face with the Fly Guy.

Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.

Shitass pays 10 coins to have him pick up the Boyfriend and drops him on the Blue Space right on the center island. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells him about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Shitass lands on the Miracle Space and is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area where he spins around dizzily.

Muskular: This is the beginning on another round of Chance Time! Coins and stars are on the line.

A block appears above Shitass as his head looks up at it.

Muskular: Go ahead. Hit the block!

Shitass hits the block once. Henry's circular head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block. Shtiass punches it again. Shitass's own blocky face appears in a magical orb on the opposite side of Henry's mug.

Shitass hits it for a final and third time. Henry and Shitass must swap their coin and star counts.

Henry is pulled into the Chance Time set and watches as his 39 coins turns into 22 coins. Shitass has gained a net bonus of 17 coins.

RO635: Looks like no stars are being swapped... too bad the players still have a minor change with their coin counts. Let's continue on with the serious parts of this campaign, alright?

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It's Henry's turn. Using a Super Mushroom Orb, he pulls out a flower pot containing a Lightning Reed, which hits all three Dice Blocks at once when they all appeared at the same time. Henry's rolls consisted of a 9, a 7, and a 5. Henry gets to move 21 spaces. An ominous orb came out of the Orb Space after Henry made his first steps.

Muskular: I'll have to warn ya, that's a Death Orb. It's going to make a new Evil Space!

The Death Orb lands onto a Red Space just a few spaces behind Henry, resulting in a Death Space existing on the bottom two islands of the board. Henry continues onwards, skipping past the Capsule Machines to try to get to the HOC T-Dolls again.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

Henry declines the 10 coin fee yet again, pulls out a metal helmet of his own, as the T-Dolls start loading him into the mortar.

M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!

Henry this time landed somewhere in the top left island. He attempts to land before the Star Space and lands on a Blue Space, a couple moves near another Orb Space, which gives him a

Klepto OrbThe space it lands on takes the player who lands on the space it created all the way back to the start area.

. He comes across the Star Space and stops for a while.

Muskular: Attention! The 20 coin trade for a star is currently here! Is the trade for you?

Henry takes the offer, gets himself the first star of the board. The Star Space moves towards the bottom right island, nested near a Event Space and an Orb Space.

Henry then continues onwards, passing by the WW2 soldiers from England, as he has already risked trying to land near the Star Space earlier due to the HOC T-Dolls he talked to earlier.

After he picks up a

Duel OrbInitiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.

, he stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Waddle Dee Orb and gets a

Sluggish Shroom OrbAllows the player to choose the number of spaces they move from 1 to 10.

from the Waddle Dee that was summoned. He takes a big gulp and hits his Dice Block. He cups his crotch in figurative pain as he makes his way towards Yegor.

Yegor: This is what the rebels have sent towards me? (chuckles) I am Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.

Yegor then pulls out a MP-446 and shoots Boyfriend in the back of the head like he did with RO635 that one time. Instead of a cruel and unusual death, instead Boyfriend's coins spill out like blood as Boyfriend's coin count decreases rapidly down to 15.

As Yegor steps onto the metal platform in the middle of the island he is in, he is lifted down into a dark place and the metal platform returns with a very compact, Fiat 500-sized tank. A figure pops out of it. It's General Donald Morden from the Rebel Army.

As a Bunby Catcher picks up the limp body of Boyfriend, he is carried back to the start area as the rest of his dice rolls are rendered moot. Poor sap.

Morden moves his tank to where Yegor once was as his tank does a 180.

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It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 1. He lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

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It's finally time for a 2-vs-2! It's Shitass and the Boyfriend versus Henry and Michael!

Turn 6 Mini-Game - Deep Sea Divers (video of minigame)

The players are in a dock next to the ocean. As Shitass and Henry are giving fishing poles the minigame rules are said out by three fishermen. As the speech winds down to a close, the players hop into their boats and set sail to go to the place where the mini-game is held. The Boyfriend and Michael dive into the water as their parents start using the fishing poles.

• Shitass is indirectly instructing the Boyfriend to go for the large treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean. Boyfriend  had to return to the surface for breath so the other team could steal it from them instead for a massive 20 coin surplus, resulting in 10 coins for each of them.
  
• Henry and Michael have enough time and stamina to grab one more treasure chest before time is called. This smaller treasure chest has 6 coins, enough for just 3 more coins for both.
  
• Shitass and the Boyfriend end the game penniless while Henry and Michael manage to get 13 coins each.
  

As the players return to the dock, one of the fishermen congratulates Henry and Michael and lets them keep their loot while another fisherman tries to perform CPR on the Boyfriend as his mouth spews out a large amount of sea water.

Turn 6 Map and Player Status

[madface7]

Shitass just jumps, smiles, and waves at Boyfriend as he suffers from drowning.

[artsyGeek]

Michael makes an attempt to fist-bump Henry. "Ey, you're not too shabby for a stickman."

[NoahStratos]

it's been a while hasn't it

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 7

It's Shitass's turn. He breaks the Dice Block with a Stone Pickaxe as a 2 pops out of it. He picks up a

Piranha Plant OrbThe space it lands on takes half of the coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

from an Orb Space, before landing on a Red Space, looking down at the ground while he loses 3 of his coins.

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It's Henry's turn. After using a Bowlo Orb, he transformed into a ball version of himself and hits the Dice Block above him, rolling an 8. He flattens Shitass into a pancake as 10 coins are nicked from him. He picks up yet another

Bowlo OrbThe user turns into a ball that rolls across the board. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination steal 10 coins from the player they roll over.

and a

Super Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.

from two Orb Spaces he passed by. After returning back to normal, he discards the second Bowlo Orb he just got and keeps the Super Mushroom Orb, however he loses 3 coins during the process because he stopped on a Red Space.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Lakitu Orb and summons an Lakitu to aid him, planning to snatch an item behind Henry's back.

Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.

As Lakitu hooks Henry, the stickman looks behind his back to find that his Klepto Orb has been stolen. As Lakitu returns with the steal, he thanks Boyfriend for working for him.

Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!

Boyfriend then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 9. Ignoring Private Ryan once again, he passes by Michael Afton as the kid with the red cap stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

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It's Michael's turn. Hitting his Dice Block nets him a 2. He is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area tries to regain his footing. Guess it's time for some Chance Time.

Muskular: Time for the second turn with a Chance Time in a row! Coins and stars are on the line, of course.

A block appears above Michael.

Muskular: Go ahead, hit the block!

Michael hits it once. Henry's head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block once again. Michael hits it again. The Boyfriend's head appears on the opposite space where Henry's mug is being portrayed.

Michael hits the block one last time. Boyfriend must give up all his stars to Henry, but because Boyfriend has no stars the trade is useless. Henry and Boyfriend immediately arrive at the Chance Time stage before being told their teleportation trip was all for nothing as they sulk away.

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It's another 2-vs-2. It's the Boyfriend and Michael against Henry and Shitass!

Turn 7 Mini-Game - Speed Hockey (video of minigame)

The players are in a hockey stadium. Bear Hugger, a WVBA boxer, and TAC-50, a Canadian-American Tactical Doll were there for some reason or another.

Bear Hugger: Hey hosers. This rink's empty but there's two blocks of red and green there. They slide up n' down, but not much else. You think you're ready, eh? It's best three out of five!

TAC-50 just waits warmly as the players scurry onto the rink and into their blocky seats. A Red Shell falls into the center of the rink as the game begins.

• The first shell is bounced around for a good while and both teams fail to make any good avancement. Shitass then bounces the shell into the other team's goal by pure lucik. One point for Shitass and Henry.
  
• The second shell drops in. Once again the players stalemate until Michael finally gets the shell into Shitass and Henry's goal, scoring their first point.
  
• The third shell drops in. Shitass and Henry scores another point after they pass the shell to each other back and forth like pinball bumpers.
  
• The fourth shell drops in. Unfortunately, the players are once again forced to stalemate the shell until time runs out. The shell eventually slows down to a halt and breaks apart. Shitass and Henry have beaten the Boyfriend and Michael by one point.
  

TAC-50: Ah, well. Was a fun game of hockey, eh? Hugger's got a gift of coins for the two winners. Make sure you both only take 10 each.

Turn 7 Map and Player Status

[NoahStratos]

hey at least a new turn's here quicker than usual nowadays

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 8

Malevolent Moment begins!

Somewhere across the canyon, Rubicante and Yegor are planning for something. An automaton with a primitive voice module comes towards the two and gives them an idea to force an air strike event on one of the two bridges.

Yegor: Hm, what an excellent idea. What do you say, chief?

Rubicante: What a brilliant plan! Let's get one of Yegor's aircraft in there to carpet bomb an area.

Rubicante conjures a telescope spell by corrupting a Magnify Materia from Midgar and sees one of the bridges has more players in the area than the other.

Rubicante: This area is ripe for the picking. I've got some soldiers on the way there...

The air strike commences as bombs are dropped on the bridge connecting the lower two islands of the canyon together. Boyfriend and Michael are struck by bombs and lose 30 coins each. While Michael hangs on with 12 coins, Boyfriend lost all of his coins because of simple inequality math: 18 is less than 30.

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It's Shitass's turn. He pulls out his Bulin Orb and tosses it like a snowball as it lands on the Blue Space sandwiched between the Orb Space Shitass is immediately in front of and one of the two Miracle Spaces. He then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 5. Ignoring the manic demigoddess from the fabled Special Region, he lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

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It's Henry's turn. He uses the Super Mushroom Orb he got recently and starts hitting the Dice Blocks one by one as they appear. He rolls a 3, a 6, and a 4, resulting in a total of 13 spaces to move across. Just before reaching the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank is forcing Henry to learn proper finance.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.

Henry drops in the 5 coins the Koopa Troopa requires.

Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 10 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.

One step in and the Fly Guy speaks up.

Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.

Henry forks over 10 coins so the Fly Guy can redirect Shitass to the center island where Morden waits. Shitass is placed on the Duel Space in front of the tiny tank Morden is hiding in. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells Henry about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Henry then collects a

Bulin OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates calls in the two Bulin of the Kansen to delete all their items and convert them to coins which goes to the player who created the space.

from an Orb Space before moving a few steps more and stopping on a Red Space, losing 3 more of his coins. Guess having exactly 20 coins for a star purchase wasn't worth it.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up a Sluggish Shroom Orb to make the dice more slowly, and hits it while the dice reads 7. He picks up a

Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal some coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.

from an Orb Space before purposefully landing on the Lucky Space. A Shy Guy flies into the canyon inside a Yoshi helicopter.

Shy Guy: Uh, hey. Wanna escape this heckhole? Come fly with me!

The Yoshi helicopter flies toward the Lucky Space area, an island filled with tropical foliage and a palm tree. The Boyfriend jumps off the helicopter as it flies away.

A lavender-haired girl with a FNC assault rifle came to greet him.

Funco: Hi there! Funco here. You must be tired of all the bloodshed, eh? You can rest here for a moment. Don't mind the scattered coins, though. Not sure who put it there, teehee.

Boyfriend just gives a thumbs up as his turn ends.

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It's Michael's turn. He sighs as he unleashes the P-Balloon, which makes Michael inflate himself just like an eccentric orangutan. He eventually deflates over a Blue Space somewhere in the top two islands, next to a bored demigoddess. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 4. He attempts to try talking to the demigoddess for help.

Rory Mercury: (scoffs) Why would I help you when you don't even have enough funds to donate to my greatness? You're just one coin short. Come back later, got it?

Michael blushes as he skids away to a Blue Space a few moves away from Rory Mercury and gets 3 coins, that would have helped him afford her employment.

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Another 2-vs-2 mini-game is coming! Michael and Shitass duke it out with browser game superstars!

Turn 8 Mini-Game - Order Up (video of minigame)

The players are put into a MgRonalds, totally not related to a fast food restaurant with a clown mascot. Satan Jacob, also known as Sadao Maou, comes in to tell them about the mini-game.

Sadao Maou: Uh, you came just in time. My manager just installed some new tables and wanted some people to help test it out. They're required to split you up into two teams of two. Sasaki-san will announce a customer's order. I'll let you figure out the rest.

• As the players get into shape at the main dining area, five different food items have already been placed on the two round tables and boxes cover them up. The round tables spin around and stop as Chiho Sasaki announces the first round's order: fries and soft-serve ice cream.
  
• Michael and Shitass uncover the right items from out of their boxes and are given the first point. Seconds after a woman takes the fries and ice cream off the blue round table Shitass and Michael are near, black magic conjures up a new set of food on both tables and boxes hide them again. The tables spin around until they stop. Chiho announces the second round's order: a burger and chicken nuggets.
  
• Boyfriend and Henry uncover the right items from out of their boxes and score their first point. A Sledge Bro wearing an anime T-Shirt comes in, takes his burger and chicken nuggets, and walks away as new food is conjured up on the two tables. Boxes hide the food again as the tables spin like records. Once they stop, Chiho announces the third round's order: a drink and fries.
  
• Boyfriend and Henry uncover the right items from out of their boxes and score their second point as Shitass keeps pulling out incorrect items out of boxes on his team's table. A boy in a high school uniform takes the fries and drink from Boyfriend and Henry's round table and leaves. A new set of food appears and boxes come dropping onto the food items. After the round tables have stopped rotating, Chiho announces the fourth round's order: a burger and fries.
  
• Michael and Shitass uncover the right items from out of their boxes and are given their second point. An ogre picks up his burger and fries from the table used by Michael and Shitass's team. Soon, new food is conjured up by black magic one last time as boxes are placed onto the food items. The tables rotate around, and soon Chiho starts the final round with a sweet ordeal: an order for a soft-serve ice cream and a drink.
  
• Boyfriend and Henry get the right items for the final order of the mini-game and win their third point, ending a long mini-game.
  

Emilia Justice, known also as Emi Yusa enters MgRonalds, notice Chiho's clapping. As Sadao comes in and tells Emi about the predicament, she gives 10 coins each to Boyfriend and Henry before storming off in a huff. Chiho just puts her hand on her mouth and giggles in amusement.

Turn 8 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

three days later, at least it's not like a week of waiting lol

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 9

It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 10. He punches the air rapidly in a frenzy before calming down and walking across the center island to meet face to face with Morden. The hatch on the top of the tank opens and Morden laughs.

Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!

Morden's tank fires an explosive missile of some sort that hits Shitass square in the face as he lies sideways on the ground like a corpse. Shitass's Lakitu Orb is no more. Another Bunby Catcher picks up Shitass and carries him back to the Start Area as the rest of his dice moves are rendered forfeit.

Morden's tank moves towards the metal platform in the center. His tank is lowered down into the dark depths below the center island as Yegor rises out of the depths and onto the surface of the center island, returning to the place where Morden was once was.

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It's Henry's turn. He throws his Bulin Orb onto a Red Space a few spaces near him, between yet another Orb Space and a Blue Space. Henry then hits the Dice Block and gets a 2. He ignores Rory Mercury and lands on a Blue Space just across from her. The stickman now has 30 coins.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Chain Chomp Orb and summons a Chain Chomp to his aid. Boyfriend's plan? Steal money from Shitass.

Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>

The Chain Chomp jumps off the Lucky Space area and into the lower two islands of the main board, ambushing Shitass in the start area and stealing 7 of his coins. The Chain Chomp returns to the Lucky Space area with the 7 coins in tow.

Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here is 7 coins for you!>

Boyfriend now has 17 coins, but he's going to get more very soon. The Boyfriend hits the Dice Block and gets a 8. He picks up 24 coins lying out in the open, and lands on a Blue Space that adds 3 more coins into his inventory. He now has 44 coins.

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It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 2. He picks up a

Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one when used.

from an Orb Space before moving towards a Blue Space and earning himself 3 coins.

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It's finally time for a well anticipated 4-player free-for-all mini-game! What's up Muskular's sleeve?

Turn 9 Mini-Game - Gridiron Gauntlet (video of minigame)

The players end up stranded in a football stadium of the real world of Earth, the Rose Bowl in California, United States. They're in the bottom of a suspiciously-placed hole with grid lines drawn like crazy all around the players.

Vermillion City Gym Leader Lieutenant Surge, coming back to his hometown of America from the Kanto region of the Pokémon world somehow sees them and rushes over to them to tell them about what will happen to them.

Lt. Surge: The Lightning American (damn, I finally get to say my more preferred title again) here to tell you every football athlete here is a bit wild today! Let's make it simple: survive for a short amount of time. If you're struck three times, you're out! Don't let them get you and good luck! You'll be needing it!

Lt. Surge exited the deep incision in the football field as Chargin' Chucks began rushing into the stadium every which way.

• Everyone unfortunately took their first hit just a few seconds in.
  
• Everyone takes another hit just a few seconds later.
  
• Luckily, everyone wasn't eliminated at the third wave of Chargin' Chucks as Henry and the Boyfriend still hung on with their last hit point.
  
• Boyfriend falls to another wave of Chargin' Chucks as Henry survives the onslaught and takes the win.
  

The Lightning American returns to congratulate Henry's tenacity and endurance.

Lt. Surge: Wow! They really wanted your behinds that time! Here, stick guy, take this 10-coin payout for diverting those guys' attention.

Turn 9 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

one week later, ech

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 10

It's Shitass's turn. He places a Sticky Piston with an End Rod stuck to it and then places a Redstone Block near the piston, breaking the Dice Block that was just meant to be broken A 5 pops out of the Dice Block that was penetrated.

He ignores the area where former U.S. Private Ryan is stationed at and lands on a Blue Space past him instead, getting 3 coins.

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It's Henry's turn. He sprayed explosive gel onto the Dice Block and then started to blow it up as a 4 came out of its remains. After picking up a

Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one when used.

from an Orb Space, he stops at the Blue Space immediately after that Orb Space and ends his turn with 43 coins.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He immediately decides to hit his Dice Block and rolls a 6. After making several steps towards the end of the Lucky Space area's path, he stops at the end of the path as two redheaded girls poke out of two bushes. Both had twintails, but one was a Tactical Doll with a CZ75 semiautomatic handgun and one was a regular girl in a red jacket and a rifle.

CZ75: Hey, we didn't really think you'd be invited here!

Erika Meinohama: Ach, you found us. I must have wandered off and arrived here a while ago. Take this star then.

Reluctantly taking the free star, another Yoshi helicopter flies into view as a Snifit opens the door of the helicopter and invites the Boyfriend on to return him to the main area of the board.

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It's Michael's turn. He uses his Mushroom Orb to attempt to roll two Dice Blocks at once. He ends up getting a 8 and a 7, which equates to a move totaling 15 spaces.

Almost a third finished with his roll, he stops to talk to the WW2 soldiers hoarding a giant howitzer.

One of the soldiers spoke up. This soldier was a lieutenant.

Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?

Michael declines getting launched like a cannonball for a fee, yet still wanted to get into the howitzer. The trio of soldiers prepare Michael by equipping him with a jacket packed with lead along with a metal helmet, before launching him out from the supersized howitzer.

He ends up being launched towards the bottom left island of the board, which may be neat but he ends up landing a couple spaces close to it while being 2 coins short off the mark of the purchasing fee.

He picks up a total of three Orbs from Orb Spaces before all of his moves from the two Dice Blocks are used up: a

Dinergate OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates is attacked by a Dinergate, losing a third of their coins, rounded up.

, a

Flutter OrbA Flutter flies to the player and takes them directly to the Star Space.

, and another

Lakitu OrbAllows the player to target any of their opponents to steal a random item in their inventory.

. He ends up discarding everything except the Flutter Orb.

Michael stops somewhat close to the shop as he stops on a Blue Space and earns himself 3 coins.

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It's time for another 1-vs-3. The Boyfriend is duking it out against the other three players again.

Turn 10 Mini-Game - Hop or Pop (video of minigame)

The players are stuck inside a circus. Everyone except the Boyfriend have their bodies stuck in rubber balls. All around them are metal fences encasing them inside an arena.

Descending into the arena attached to a bungee is the eccentric and manic fennec fox virtual YouTuber, Omaru Polka, who proceeds to give out the instructions to the mini-game.

Polka: Polka is here to give you some tidbits on our act! Prepare to hop for your life as long as possible before the spiked contraption Pekora built for this eventful moment breaks apart. Don't blame me entirely for this! Anyways, good luck troupe members!

Polka's bungee elevates out of the view as Boyfriend, who's rolling inside a spiked ball like a hamster drops into the middle of the arena as the mini-game commences.

• Michael is the first to get popped by Boyfriend's spiked ball.
  
• Henry ends up being Boyfriend's next victim as the rubber ball the stickman was stuck in exploded with such massive force that Henry is launched like a missile out of the arena.
  
• Shitass barely survives as the Boyfriend's spiked ball ends up collapsing. With time out, the team of 3 barely eke out the win against Boyfriend.
  

Two Fly Guys bring back the dizzy players Henry and Michael back into the middle of the arena as 30 coins rain down onto the arena as Boyfriend's head spun around like a top after his spiked ball burst like a bubble. The three players are ordered to share their bounty between each other as the three winners end the minigame gaining 10 coins each.

Turn 10 Map and Player Status

[NoahStratos]

yet another week later or so ugh

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 11

It's Shitass's turn. A Dice Block appears as Shitass places a primed block of TNT on top of it. It explodes leaving no trace of the Dice Block except a 10. Shitass picks up a

Sluggish Shroom OrbAllows the player to choose the number of spaces they move from 1 to 10.

, but later ignores the Capsule Machine on his way to a Blue Space, which he stops at and gains himself 3 coins.

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It's Henry's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 2. He lands on a Blue Space and gets himself 3 coins.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. Pulling out his Bob-omb Orb, he throws it into the Blue Space directly in front of him then rolls his Dice Block, getting a 5. He skips past the capsule Machine and the trio of HOC T-Dolls to make sure he gets the star before anyone else.

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It's Michael's turn. He uses up his Flutter Orb as a Flutter descends from the skies to help him.

Flutter: Thanks for calling me over!  I'm here to take you to the Star Space. Hang on tight.

The Flutter picks up the moderately sized human and places him ahead of the path Boyfriend is going through to get the star to get to the space where the star can be purchased first.

Flutter: Good luck! Tell them I sent you!

Muskular: Ah, got here quick I see? Want to buy a star for 20 coins?

Mr. Afton says yes and pays up the 20 coin fee. With a star and 11 coins, Michael rises to 3rd place.

The Star's new location: the space just in front of the space that Michael was on just before he used his Flutter Orb.

Michael then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 4, landing on the Miracle Space after collecting a

Bulin OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates calls in the two Bulin of the Kansen to delete all their items and convert them to coins which goes to the player who created the space.

from an Orb Space he passed by. A magic spell transported him to the start area of the board as Muskular waits patiently for his arrival.

Muskular: Time for yet another episode of Chance Time! Let's get it out of the way this time!

A block appears above Michael's head and is instructed to hit it three times in a row.

Michael hits it once. Boyfriend's face is the first to pop up in a magic apparition of a picture. Hitting it again causes Shitass's face to appear across from Boyfriend's face. Michael hits it a third time and the picture of the trade pops up to push back the other two images away from it. Boyfriend must pay 20 coins to Shitass. Both Boyfriend and Shitass appear on the Chance Time stage as Shitass sucks away twenty of Boyfriend's coins. Boyfriend is now down to 27 coins while Shitass comes out of the trade at a rather high 68 coins.

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It's Michael against the mutes once again in a 1-vs-3 skirmish!

Turn 11 Mini-Game - Hop, Drop, and Roll (video of minigame)

The players end up landing in a large castle. A knight and a Whomp tells Michael about the mini-game as the other three players are pushed into the arena by Moblins. The Whomp activates a lever to start up the machine Michael is piloting so that the mini-game can start.

• Boyfriend is the first to fall after being shot in the back by a Bullet Bill.
  
• Henry is rolled over by a Grrrol.
  
• Shitass however manages to survive the onslaught and takes the win.
  

After clerics carry Shitass and the other two winners of the mini-game to a remote, dark area of the arena, they receive 10 coins each from the Whomp who was waiting for them to arrive.

Turn 11 Map and Player Status

(yes, the Bulin Orb Michael had gotten this turn isn't listed because I forgot that Michael passed an Orb Space initially)

[NoahStratos]

It's been forever hasn't it...

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 12

It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 4. He stops at the Capsule Machine for something good.

Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...

The Capsule Machine spits out a

Vampire OrbThe user turns into a vampire for a short time before rolling the dice allowing the player to steal coins from all other players.

.

Shitass lands on an Event Space and is greeted by a man wearing an army uniform, wanting to trade a Bob-omb Orb for 15 coins.

Shitass declines the offer as the soldier walks away disgruntled.

---

It's Henry's turn. He slices the Dice Block in half with a kris as a 6 pops out of the block straight out of a magic trick. Three steps in, he stops to talk to the troop of British soldiers manning a supersized Howitzer.

Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?

Henry pays the group 10 coins and orders to be launched to the bottom right island where the shop also is. Being shot into the sky, Henry manages to land directly behind the Star Space.

Muskular: It's been a while, hasn't it? Want a star for 20 coins?

Henry buys the star as he keeps his first place lead. The star moves back up to the island Henry was on before he took the cannon to the island the previous Star Space was on. He moves a bit and then immediately stops on a Blue Space, amassing 3 more coins to his name.

---

It's Boyfriend's turn. He whacks the Dice Block with his microphone as a loud feedback noise rings across the canyon. The Dice Block has left a 4 as its parting gift. After picking up a

Piranha Plant OrbThe space it lands on takes half of the coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

from an Orb Space, the Boyfriend stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

---

It's Michael's turn. He opens up the Lakitu Orb as a Lakitu descends from the heavens. Michael orders him to snatch up something from Henry.

Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.

Lakitu hooks Henry as Henry loses his second item in a row from the cloud-riding freaks. It was his

Duel OrbInitiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.

he wanted to save to use for turning the tides of battle if someone managed to catch up to the stickman.

Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!

Michael Afton hits the Dice Block and gets a 7. He picks up a

Tweester OrbA Tweester is summoned to move the Star Space to somewhere else.

from an Orb Space, discarding the duplicate Duel Orb he didn't get from the Lakitu. Deciding to skip past the Capsule Machine because his inventory is already full, he stops on the Blue Space right before the lucky Space and earns 3 coins.

---

It's a meme versus the other three partiers! What's going to be the minigame this time around?

Turn 12 Mini-Game - Spinner Cell (video of minigame)

The players arrive at a factory, where numerous Bob-ombs are working. A Ripper from a

rogue android companySangvis Ferri

comes in and tells them about the minigame. Shitass is directed to a crane fitted with controls for a spiked contraption as the other three players are forcibly moved to a pit where a bridge stands in their way. The spiked machine moved towards the pit before the pit closed itself up as the minigame began.

• Shitass's spiked machine knocks out both the Boyfriend and Michael Afton in rapid succession.
  
• Henry tried his damnedest to avoid the machine but the small support machine paralyzes the stick when it bumps into the back of his legs, allowing the larger, spiked machinery to eliminate him. Shitass has brought home the porkchops.
  

As Shitass gets off the crane and moves to the center of the arena, another crane slowly careens its way towards the head of Shitass, stops a meter above it, and spits out 10 coins for Shitass to snatch up like candy.

Turn 12 Map & Player Status

i'll try getting that image fixed up the next turn

[NoahStratos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T2c8g6Zuq8

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 13

It's Shitass's turn. He uses up his Vampire Orb as he turns into Count Shivtasse. A red-and-black Dice Block appears above his head as the block reads 1, which means he will be taking a single coin away from the other three players. After causing minor beldam to the three players by leeching off a single coin from each of his three targets, he returns to his normal self and hits a regular Dice Block. Rolling a 5, he stops by the HOC Tactical Doll squad to talk to them out of launching him towards his goal.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

Shitass pays ten coins to get launched to the top right island on the board. He gears himself up with another iron helmet as he is being prepared to be launched into the air.

M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!

With massive force, Shitass is launched into the stratosphere, and lands on the ground right behind an Orb Space followed by a Blue Space after breaking his fall with a Water Bucket. He collects a

Waddle Dee OrbGives you a free item that replaces this item after being used.

from an Orb Space before stopping just behind the Star Space on yet another Blue Space, gaining himself more 3 coins.

---

It's Henry's turn. He hits the Dice Block and gets a 10. He decides to hit it up with Captain Syrup to add more Options to choose from.

Captain Syrup: Greetings, mate. How does treasure trading sound? I'll need your coins for them!

The shop items included: Foley Orb (10 Coins), Piranha Plant Orb (15 Coins), Tweester Orb (15 Coins)

With Ellie's words echoing in his mind, his libido for larceny strikes as Henry purchases a

Piranha Plant OrbThe space it lands on takes half of the coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

from her, planning to steal good chunks of money from other players.

Captain Syrup: Come back again if you really wanna.

He skips past the area where Private Ryan was resting watching the players zip past by in boredom as he lands on a Miracle Space. A minute later and he finds himself at the start area of the board, where an impromptu Chance Time began.

Muskular: It is time for another round of Chance Time, the most unpredictable show in the whole world!

A blue crystalloid block appears above Henry's head and is tasked to hit it thrice in a row.

Henry hits the block twice. Boyfriend and Michael Afton are liable to be swapping their valuables soon... one more hit of the block and Michael is forced to give up all his coins to Boyfriend.

Boyfriend and the non-mute exception to the partiers arrive on time to Chance Time. Michael is distraught when his 13 coins are forfeit to Boyfriend, who enjoys rolling in the dough with 52 coins.

A moment later and the players sans Shitass return back to their previous locations.

---

It's Boyfriend's turn. He hits the Dice Block and gets himself a 3. He picks up a

Spiny OrbThe space it lands on takes 10 coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

from the Orb Space in his way. He stops on a Blue Space, just next to Henry Stickmin, who's standing patiently on top of the Miracle Space.

---

It's Michael Afton's turn. After contemplating his item usage plans, he tosses his Bulin Orb onto the Orb Space Boyfriend set up, preventing him from even being blown up by a Bob-omb. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 7. He skips past the HOC trio of T-Dolls as he doesn't want to risk anything with them, and stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

---

It's yet another 1-vs-3, with Henry Stickmin against the unlikely trio of Shitass, Boyfriend, and Michael!

Turn 13 Mini-Game - Tackle Takedown (video of minigame)

The players find themselves in another football field, this time a smaller, school-grade one. A human wearing a baseball cap tells them about the mini-game as one Chargin' Chuck kicks a football into Henry Stickmin's hands. As a whistle in the background blows, the other three players give chase as Henry Stickmin attempts to run his way towards the other end of the football field.

• Henry Stickmin tries his best to run towards the other end of the football field while dodging and weaving the other three players.
  
• Shitass eventually shows up all alone on the football field away from the others somewhere along the line and just monotonously punches Henry causing him to give up the ball and give the team of three the win.
  

The human athlete awards the trio with 10 coins each as another Chargin' Chuck drags Henry's unconscious body off the grass.

Turn 13 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

around a week later again rip

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 14

It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 3. He takes a few steps and has already gotten his way onto the Star Space.

Muskular: You've finally made it here. Want to buy a star for 20 coins?

Shitass immediately spends 20 coins and gets his first star. Being shot up to second place, the newest Star Space is on the bottom right island, where Michael Afton can reach it quite easily. Shitass moves a couple spaces more and stops on a Blue Space.

---

It's Henry's turn. He throws his Piranha Plant Orb on a Blue Space behind him, as the orb flew over an Evil Space and a couple Blue Spaces. Immediately hitting his Dice Block, he rolls a 9, and passes over an Orb Space just a moment later. Picking up a

Spiny OrbThe space it lands on takes 10 coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

, he skids past the Capsule Machine because he is about to land on Michael's Orb Space.

Universal Bulin: Us Bulins are taking all your stuff, buli!

The Government's top secret agent is assaulted with torpedoes and monkey wrenches as he loses the Spiny Orb he got just a few seconds ago.

The Bulin twins make their way towards Michael Afton and his space, where they have already converted Henry's stolen orb into coins.

Protoype Bulin: We've got you 10 coins for you, buli~.

Michael now has 23 coins, enough for a Star. A bit unfortunate about still being in fourth place of the time being...

---

It's the Boyfriend's turn. He overwrites Henry's Piranha Plant Orb Space with his own like an absolute troll. He then hits his Dice Blocks and lands a 9, just barely enough to avoid getting the same fate as Henry just before.

After picking up a

Goomba OrbThe space it lands on takes an amount of coins based on a dice roll from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

, he goes past both of the Capsule Machines in the canyon because his inventory is full. He lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.

---

It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 3. After picking up a

Klepto OrbThe space it lands on takes the player who lands on the space it created all the way back to the start area.

, he barely reaches the Star Space with his dice roll.

Muskular: Thanks for getting here! Want a star for 20 coins?

Michael Afton takes the purchase and finally gets ahead in the game with 2 star and 3 coins. The newest Star Space is in the top right island of the canyon amongst the mass of Red and Evil Spaces.

Michael Afton lands on an Event Space and overhears a robotic voice calling for an air strike on the spaces near the part-timer's vicinity. Missile rain on the bridge and Michael Afton is hit by an explosion blowback and loses the rest of his coins.

---

It's yet another 1-vs-3 with the tried and true non-mute vs mute matchup!

Turn 14 Mini-Game - Boulder Ball (video of minigame)

The three players are stuck at the bottom of a steep mountain incline. A Lakitu comes over and tells them about the minigame before giving each one of them an EMP Bob-omb. Suddenly a machine flipping boulders rolls into the view of the mutes. Michael Afton is controlling it. The mute trio tries their best to get to the top of the hill and hijack the machine's controls.

• All throughout the minigame, the trio is constantly pummeled with boulders. Boyfriend can feel his testicles crying for help as a boulder rams directly into the front of his body. Shitass is futilely trying to punch away the boulders while Henry crawls up the hill gasping for air and mercy like an exhausted mountain climber.
  
• The trio of players tried to get up the hill but to no avail giving Michael a well deserved win.
  

Another Lakitu drops in and gives the 10-coin cash prize to the fast food restaurant worker.

Turn 14 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

sorry for yet another "more than a week" delay

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 15

Malevolent Moment begins!

Rubicante and Yegor were planning to strike down on Captain Syrup, but their plan A didn't work well so they had to come up with another. Thankfully for them, KCCO was prepared.

Rubicante: I was going to plan to show them fun with a possessed Wario, but he broke out of our mind control!

Yegor: Not to fret, we've made a mechanical clone of him just in case that would ever fail.

A bootleg robot version of Wario surfaces onto the canyon ground with his flatulence-propelled jet propulsions.

Rubicante: Weird, but it'll work just fine. Get him to work.

The Wario clone flies over to Captain Sryup's shop and destroys it as the woman buccaneer flees. Muskular spies the situation and announces the players about the incident.

Muskular: Uh... something happened to Captain Syrup's shop. It might take a while until she gets back to work. Let's try to continue on without her for a while, okay?

---

It's Shitass's turn. Pulling out his Sluggish Shroom Orb, he waits until the Dice Block it spawn reads 10 to break it. Ignoring the British enscripts on the top left island on the canyon, he picks up a

Klepto OrbThe space it lands on takes the player who lands on the space it created all the way back to the start area.

and

Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one when used.

before purposefully landing on one of his own Orb Spaces, gaining ten coins for his troubles of using another item.

---

It's Henry's turn. He shoots the Dice Block with a shotgun as it bleeds out a 10. He stops by the realistically portrayed girls from the 2060s to be launched somewhere else on the map.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

Henry gives them the ten coin fee and puts on another stunt helmet as he wants to go to the top right island.

M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!

He manages to stick the landing on the Red Space right ahead of the Fly Guy, meaning he won't have to be forced to move someone or himself to the center island to have their day ruined. Passing right by Shitass, he picks up a

Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.

from an Orb Space before stopping on the Red Space immediately right after it, losing 3 of his coins.

---

It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 3. He is the second player in the turn to try talking amends with the HOC Tactical Dolls on the bottom right island of the board.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

Boyfriend forks over ten of his coins to have himself launched all the way to the top left island. He is given a metal helmet to strap onto him as he is loaded into the oversized mortar.

M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!

Boyfriend ends up landing on a Blue Space, right behind another Blue Space of its kind and the area where Rory Mercury is wasting her time. He earns himself 3 coins as he ends his turn with 61 coins in hand.

---

It's Michael's turn. He throws the Klepto Orb onto the Blue Space smack dab in the middle of the bridge connecting the bottom two islands on the board together. After picking up a

Spiny OrbThe space it lands on takes 10 coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

, he then hits the Dice Block and rolls himself a 3. He ends up landing on a Miracle Space, and is whisked back to the start area for another obligatory game of Chance Time.

Muskular: Looks like it is that time again! Let's get Chance Time rolling!

The blue block controlling Chance Time appears once again as Michael is tasked to hit it three times.

The first two hits result in Shitass and Boyfriend being the lucky participants. Michale hits it a third time...

Boyfriend must give up 50 coins to Shitass. Shitass and Boyfriend are pulled into the game via wormholes. Once they arrive, Boyfriend is in shock to see 50 coins travelling to the silent speedrunner. Shitass just broke a record with 127 coins in hand.

---

It's yet another 1 vs 3 mini-game! What's Boyfriend able to do against the other three players?

Turn 15 Mini-Game - Cheep Cheep Check (video of minigame)

The players are sent to an aquarium where Cheep Cheeps are roaming about. Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III in human form is waiting for the team of three and tells them what to do.

Boyfriend is nowhere to be found. The other three players are told about the instructions.

Ocean Prince: Greetings, commoners. Atlantic liaisons request thusly to enact a census on aquatic citizens. Someone is about to breach this place's security in short notice. Keep your focus and best wishes.

The three players start counting as Boyfriend in a diving suit arrives to disturb the aquatic ambiance.

Boyfriend pestering the school of Cheep Cheeps and Clampies causes no failure to have the other players accurately count the Cheep Cheeps. There were 20 Cheep Cheeps in the aquarium.

Prince Salde Shellbrick awards the winners 10 coins and makes his leave toward the next exhibit, while staff tries to get Boyfriend arrested.

Turn 15 Map & Player Status

yes i know Michael's Spiny Orb isn't listed

[NoahStratos]

three days later

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 16

With Captain Syrup finally back in business and 15 grueling turns finally over, it was time for Muskular to prepare the players for the Final Five Turns event.

Muskular is at the star area of the board as he begins his speech.

Muskular: It's finally time for the final 5 turns to begin! I'm impressed your integrity allowed you to get this far. Without further ado, let's get this lengthy mission down to its last lap!

Muskular lists the standings.

Muskular: Henry is in first, Michael is in second. We all know who's in third, but Boyfriend is in last!

Boyfriend is hurled through a wormhole. After recovering from dizziness, he is ordered to hit a block to see what will change during the last 5 turns of the board.

The block projects an image showing a Blue Space and a Red Space upon a mound of coins. A x3 is superimposed on the image.

Muskular: Pretty interesting choice there! All coin values on Blue and Red Spaces are tripled! It's gonna jump from three to nine!

Muskular: Anyways with that out of the way, let's get this over with!

---

It's Shitass's turn. He uses up his Mushroom Orb. Upon seeing two Dice Blocks appear above his head, he burns both of them alive with a Flint and Steel causing them to drop two sooty sixes instead. Shitass has managed to roll doubles and lo and behold the dice did leave Shitass a parting gift of 10 coins which he snatches up from the ground in a split second. 2 moves in and he immediately reaches the Star Space.

Muskular is astounded by the amount of coins he has at the moment but asks anyways if he wants a star for 20 coins. Shitass obliges and as such shoots up immediately into first with 2 stars and 127 coins in tow. The newest Star Space are is sandwiched between two Blue Spaces within the lower right island of the canyon.

Shitass continues onwards with his turn, picking up a

Flutter OrbA Flutter flies to the player and takes them directly to the Star Space.

from an Orb Space in his path. He is immediately stopped by the Koopa Bank services upon his approach of the Fly Guy.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.

Shitass gives up 5 of his coins, not that it's going to really hurt his massive triple-digit coin count...

Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 15 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.

He soon gets to talk with the Fly Guy and attempts to listen to what he has to say.

Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.

Not risking his life on the Evil Space he could definitely land on, he orders the Fly Guy to take him to the center island instead. The Fly Guy does his duty and plops him on to a Dual Space right near the only Blue Space on the center island. He moves a couple more spaces and stops on a Battle Space, as he is engulfed in an explosion. Luckily for him, it wasn't a Creeper but a sign that Bombette and her crew of Bob-omb helpers are ready to shake things up with a Battle Mini-game.

Bombette: Looks like it's time for a Battle Mini-Game! I'm your host, Bombette. I'm going to blow up this box that one of my folks placed here so I know what amount of coins all players are going to wager.

She uses Bomb on the wooden box and in the box was a large stone tablet with the number 30 etched onto it.

After the Bob-omb crew took the coins from all four players (Shitass was wasting precious time dropping some of his coins for one of the Bob-ombs to pick up one by one), Bombette was about ready to request Muskular to take them to the area where the Battle Mini-game will be held.

Bombette: Huh? 91 coins only? The partygoers must be short of funds. May the best win anyways. This next mini-game might press your luck and lives... My Bob-omb referees will be coming with you guys to the mini-game location shortly.

---

Turn 16 Battle Mini-Game - Cut From The Team (video of minigame)

The players and the crew of Bob-ombs arrive at an odd structure etched into a side of a mountain. Upon being read the instructions from the Bob-omb referee directly, the players form a single file line as Shitass begins the mini-game holding some shears.

• Shitass snips off the wire on the total far right of the one row of wires. Everyone except Shitass ducks for cover, where Shitass just sneaks and looks down on the ground. Nothing happens and play continues with Henry Stickmin, who is tossed a pair of scissors by the crew of Bob-ombs watching.
  
• Henry Stickmin cuts the wire the second from the right from the wires that are left. Everyone ducks for cover. No response.
  
• Boyfriend gives the scissors a chance as he snips the wire immediately to the left of the space where the wire that Henry snipped off used to be. Everyone ducks for cover. No reaction. Boyfriend sprints to the back of the line.
  
• Michael's turn to use the scissors. He cuts the wire sitting first in line on the far left, right on the edge. After pruning the wire off, every player cowers as the stand underneath the poor saps springs loose. Michael has been eliminated as he descends into the valley below.
  
• It's Shitass's turn again. He trims away the wire next to the space where the previous wire Shitass cut used to be. Everyone takes cover... too bad Shitass doesn't realize he'll be launched thirty meters into the air as he is eliminated out of the game and is set en route to the valley ground.
  
• It's Henry's turn with the scissors. He cuts the wire that immediately followed the one Boyfriend sliced out a bit while ago in the mini-game. The browser game duo take cover. Nothing happens as play rotates back to Boyfriend.
  
• Boyfriend takes a good look at the setup so far and snips one of the wires left out of blind guessing. No response from the stand below him. Henry then takes the scissors and begins his next turn on the ropes.
  
• Henry snips the remaining wire in the middle of the wire field, to the left of Boyfriend's previously cut wire. Everyone ducks for cover... a few seconds later and Henry is ejected into the sky via springboard and into the deep valley below. Boyfriend has won a luck-based Battle Mini-game from pure serendipity.
  

While a kettle of Kleptos rescue the losers off in the background, the Bob-omb referee has already split up the prize pool for the mini-game and gives Boyfriend his 63 coin payout. The rest of the payout belongs to Henry who will get 23 coins and Shitass who will get 5 coins. The Bob-omb referee assures Boyfriend that they'll return to the board safely.

Upon eventually returning to the board proper, Bombette congratulates the players for a great game, before heading off the board with the hovercraft.

---

It's Henry's turn. As Ellie's words echo in his brain, Mr. Stickmin's greed takes him over as he unleashes his Chain Chomp Orb to nab some coins straight from Shitass's deep pockets.

Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>

The Chain Chomp leaps in a single bound towards Shitass who is pulverized by the metallic guard dog, who loses 17 of his coins.

Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here's 17 coins for you!>

Henry then hits the Dice Block and rolls a 9. He picks up a

Podoboo OrbThe space it lands on burns the player who tries to bypass the space it created, forcing the player to move ten extra spaces and deletes all their items.

and a

Waddle Dee OrbGives you a free item that replaces this item after being used.

from Orb Spaces on his way across the top two islands. He gulps once he realized his destination is a Evil Space. An explosion engulfs Henry as he is taken to a remote part of the canyon, where the foliage and structures have been burnt to the ground. Rubicante was waiting.

Rubicante: Greetings. Rubicante welcomes you to the Evil Space. What misfortune shall I inflict this time...

Rubicante obtains a wonderful and awful plan.

Rubicante: Let's try something unique. I have to give credit to Yegor for this, I wouldn't have known about it without it. Hehehe... let's test it out shall we. Feast your eyes on a Social Revolution!

The earth quakes like a buzzer as Rubicante recants the spell to even the odds. Everyone except Henry ended up with 46 coins. Henry is one coin short off that mark.

Rubicante: I do admit the spell wasn't as perfect as I hoped... ha, it's done an effective job for me already! Time to forcibly remove you from my premises. Have a rotten day, sir!

Another scorching vortex of fire whisks Henry back to the Evil Space he was once on.

---

It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 9. He picks up a

Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.

from an Orb Space before stopping at the spot where the giant howitzer is being handled after getting rid of his Spiny Orb.

Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?

He declines paying 10 coins for special access to certain islands in the board so he goes ahead and doesn't spend anything. The British soldiers load him into the howitzer like a submarine torpedo as he is shot into the sky and into the bottom right island, where he lands on a Blue Space right after the end of the bridge with the Red Space behind it. He stops moving and earns 9 coins from the Blue Space his rough landing led him to.

---

It's Michael's turn. He punches the Dice Block and freaks out as it lands on a 1. Upon landing on the Evil Space, he gets enveloped in a tornado of flames and ends up in the razed canyon where Rubicante was plotting more things to do behind the background.

Rubicante: Ah... another visitor so soon? Welcome to my domain. What havoc shall be caused today?

Rubicante decides on an idea in just a few seconds.

Rubicante: It's time for another Social Revolution. Yegor will be elated to see his motherland have a grasp on the canyon as I cast more of these curses.

Another tremor shakes the canyon. When Michael regains his consciousness, every player ended up with 48 coins. Michale is one coin short off that value.

Rubicante: You're dismissed. I can't wait to see you all soon!

Another inferno wraps itself around Michael and he is whisked back to the board in a daze.

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It's the Boyfriend against Michael Afton, Henry Stickmin, and Shitass! The 1-vs-3 mini-games don't stop coming!

Turn 16 Mini-Game - River Raiders (video of minigame)

The four players arrive at a raging river near a broken bridge. A Red Shell chained with three green shells is laid on the green near them. A red Koopa Troopa and a Blastoise are there waiting for them to arrive. As the Pokémon bellows out the instructions of the mini-game, the Koopa Troopa attempts to translate his words. Various aniads pick up the four players and the shell contraption and send them in the river. The players are washed away from the destroyed bridge as the mini-game begins.

• After a half-minute of grabbing washed up coins and running into logs, the results of the mini-game are finalized.
  
• Boyfriend collects 11 coins in total.
  
• The team of three gained 8 coins in total.
  

Upon returning to dry land, a naiad borrows the team of three's coins. Soon, 24 coins come flying out of the river and 8 coins drop into each of the pockets of the team of 3.

Turn 16 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

yikes, sorry for the two-week delay, i guess i have to get ahead with these as much as possible before the next board

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 17

It's Shitass's turn. He immediately uses his Flutter Orb to "Dream" his way to the star.

Flutter: Thanks for calling me over!  I'm here to take you to the Star Space. Hang on tight.

Flutter picks up the blocky meme and carries him over the center island to the Star Space.

Flutter: Good luck out there! Tell them I sent you!

Muskular: I'm impressed with how much you've advanced. Do you want to buy another star for 20 coins?

Shitass pays up the 20 coin fee and grabs himself another star, making him the first player with three stars in hand.

The newest Star Space location is right on the center island, where the lone Blue Space used to be. A rather unfortunate position, not to mention the fact that Shitass was right on that island earlier.

Shitass hits the Dice Block by just punching it. Rolling a 8, he skips past the Capsule Machine to talk to the HOC T-Dolls again for assistance.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

This time around, Shitass stays stingy and so puts himself into the supersized mortar without any further input from the three girls.

M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!

Shitass ends up flying all the way over to the top right island of the canyon and unfortunately lands on the Red Space right before the Evil Space that Henry was still standing on. A vortex of flames appears right next to the Evil Space. An arm of fire grabs Shitass and yanks him in.

Shitass has ended up in the ruined part of the canyon for what may have seemed to be his first time. Rubicante was waiting for him.

Rubicante: Welcome my lucky victim. I've been getting a lot of new visitors for me to tortue now, eh? What misfortune shall I lay upon ye?

Rubicante sparks another idea.

Rubicante: Ah! Just the thing for you! I will take one of your precious stars!

A flaming meteor smashes Shitass square in the face as a star is knocked straight out of his inventory. The Archfiend of Fire grabs it up like Pokémon cards in a liquidation sale.

Rubicante: Delightful sacrifice... I have been thoroughly satisfied, I've seen enough for now. Have a rotten day!

Shitass is yanked back into the main board where he once was with a warp hex.

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It's Henry's turn. He rolls a 6 and starting moving only to be stopped by the Koopa Bank space partway through.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.

Henry Stickmin begrudgingly sacrifice 5 of his coins.

Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 20 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.

He stops one move later to listen to Fly Guy's offering.

Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.

Henry willingly risks going to the center island in order to reach the current Star Space. The Fly Guy is currently the only way that players can reach it right now. The Fly Guy plops him onto the Battle Space right next to Morden. A bit of a bummer.

Henry's last couple moves are rendered moot as he is cornered by Morden.

Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!

Henry is hit by the blast of the shell Morden's tank fires as he passes out. It's a fail for both him and Morden because Henry had no items to sacrifice.

An Bunby Catcher picks up the mangled Henry's body back to the start area, here he'll hopefully get some TLC before the turn's obligatory mini-game.

Morden has already left the scene and Yegor has gone back onto the surface of the center island of the canyon for what seems to be one more time.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses an Chain Chomp Orb to pick on the defenseless Henry Stickmin.

Chain Chomp: Bark bark bark! <Is a star the thing you want? Feed me the 50 coins first, I'm starving!>

Boyfriend gives the Chain Chomp the 50 coin requirement as it hops its way towards the start area. It notices the lifeless corpse of the stickman and proceeds to nab one of his stars right out of hammerspace and places it between its teeth like a chew toy.

Chain Chomp: Pant pant pant pant pant… awooooooooo! <Here's a star, stolen just for you. That was exhilarating!>

Boyfriend now has 2 stars and 9 coins. As the Dice Block appears above him, he slaps it as it stops on a 2. Due to his low rol he stops by the Capsule Machine in his path to try talking to it.

Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an Orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...

The Capsule Machine spat out a

Foley OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates is attacked by a Foley, causing the player who landed on it and other players who happened to be on the same space as the player to lose 20 coins.

.

Boyfriend stops on the Blue Space right after the space that Capsule Machine occupied and earns himself 9 coins, effectively doubling his coin count by two.

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It's Michael's turn. He opens up his Tweester Orb as the Tweester spins into life, drops into the abyss below, comes back up to carry the Star Space with it and flies away. In the former Star Space's place is a Blue Space. The Tweester managed to move the Star Space over to the top right island of Wario's canyon, right on top of one of the two lone Blue Spaces of that island.

Michael Afton then hits the Dice Block and nets a 7. He picks up a

Super Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.

from an Orb Space. Approaching the shop, Michael Afton could overhear Captain Syrup's voice.

Captain Syrup: Sorry, dear! It seems like your inventory is too deep! Come back when your pockets are emptier.

Michael Afton sighs and heads onwards with his roll, stopping at the Blue Space directly after the start area. He receives 9 coins.

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Now that Henry is back to healthy status, he'll have to team up with Shitass for a 2 vs 2 against the stars of Friday Night Funkin' and Five Nights at Freddy's!

Turn 17 Mini-Game - Toad Bandstand (video of minigame)

The players are transported to a forest on various giant flowers nested under the light of the basking sun piercing through the hole in the forest above. Hopping onto the giant buttercup is Toad Man, who croaks out the instructions of the mini-game.

Pulling out a baton from hammerspace, the music to the mini-game starts.

After constant tone-deaf notes and acorn bonks, the music stops as Toad Man declares the Boyfriend and Michael Afton the better duet. He does a little dance and instead of acid rain is a rain of coins that goes towards the winners.

Turn 17 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

eight days later

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 18

It's Shitass's turn. Rolling the Dice Block nets him a 5. Before coming face to face with the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank services arrive once again.

Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.

Shitass drops 5 of his coins into the Koopa Troopa's hands one by one.

Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 25 coins in storage. Thank you for visiting.

Shitass goes out of the frying pan and potentially into the fire when he goes to talk to the Fly Guy just close by.

Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.

Out of spite, Shitass drops in 10 more coins to the Fly Guy to carry Michael Afton all the way to the center island. Michael unfortunately is placed on the Battle Space just a move from Yegor's grim composure.

Shitass lands on a Red Space and is set down to 12 coins, resulting in him not being able to purchase a star for now.

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It's Henry Stickmin's turn. A Dice Block appears above his head as he pulls out a small hammer to break it into pieces where it leaves a 5 in its wake. He attempts to talk to Private Ryan after giving him 15 coins.

Ryan: Fine, then. I'll request you some reinforcements.

Eventually, Ryan's communicator manages to help a helicopter manned by a Dry Bones. Two Waddle Doos come out carrying a crate of items towards Henry, which he prys open with a crowbar to see what's inside. They just happen to be a

Magic LampThe player summons a genie to take them directly to the Star Space.

and a

Mega MushroomAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination already steal 10 coins from the player they crush. Prevents the user from purchasing stars at the Star Space.

, which Henry picks up in glee.

Henry then moves just one space more and stops on a Blue Space, amassing 9 coins. And ending his eighteen turn with 45 coins and a single star.

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It's Boyfriend's turn. He pulls out his Goomba Orb and tosses it onto the only Red Space he can see in his point of view. After hitting the Dice Block which stopped on a 8, he zips past the Capsule Machine in his path and stops just before the space where the HOC Tactical Dolls were stationed in the board, earning himself 9 coins from the Blue Space he managed to land on.

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It's Michael Afton's turn. He groans as he hits the Dice Block above his head, as no matter what number he rolls, he is doomed. He rolls a 3 and takes one step to then meet face to face with Yegor.

Yegor: Another low wage warrior... My name is Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.

Yegor then pulls out an MP-446 and shoots Michael in the back of the head. Instead of bloody carnage, Michael Afton is arrested of 48 of his coins, leaving him with only 25 coins left to spare.

As Yegor leaves into the recesses deep within the center island of the canyon, Morden returns for what may potentially be his last hurrah as he swerves into the position Yegor was at formerly.

A Bunby Catcher picks up Michael Afton and carries him back to start. A clerical drone magically heals Michael Afton of any injuries the gunshot made Michael sustain and now the part-timer is back to normal just in time for the mini-game.

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It's yet another 2-vs-2 mini-game, with Shitass and Michael versus Boyfriend and Henry!

Turn 18 Mini-Game - Bumper Crop (video of minigame)

The players are escorted to a quaint little garden in the mythical Sun Kingdom. Nike Remercier has finished tending to it and instructs the players on what to do as Crazee Dayzees riding carriages back up into the view of the partiers.

Nike: You're a peculiar bunch, no? I don't have any labor to help port these crops over to a faraway kingdom so you all must help carry them to the wagons you see before you. I will reward the duo who does the most work thusly with gold. Good luck!

The players start pulling out vegetables like down in Subcon as the mini-game begins.

• Shitass and Michael Afton try pulling out a potato and carrot respectively but are denied access to the carriage by a Crazee Dayzee holding up a flag with a red X on it.
  
• Henry and Boyfriend manage to toss in a potato and a turnip into their own carriage.
  
• Shitass and Michael are yet to throw in their vegetables they have been holding for a little bit longer as the Crazee Dayzee refuses to cooperate by not holding up a flag with a blue O instead, still using the flag with the X on it.
  
• Henry and Boyfriend toss in the second required turnip and a carrot into their carriage due to their Crazee Dayzee being more generous to the duo.
  
• Shitass and Michael are still being refused access to the carriage as the Crazee Dayzee near their carriage is still holding up the flag with an X on it.
  
• Henry and Boyfriend toss in the two last required vegetables to stomp out their opposition with a flawless victory.
  

While the Crazee Dayzees are leaving, Shitass tries to throw snowballs at the Crazee Dayzee that denied them so many times to the wagon throughout the minigame. Meanwhile, the royal noble of the Rain Dukedom comes back to give Henry and the Boyfriend their promised amount of cash: 10 coins each.

Turn 18 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

sorry for the nine day delay, i'm at least glad we're at the homestretch first thing in july

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 19

It's Shitass's turn. He uses his Klepto Orb and throws it at the space owned by the Koopa Bank services, basically ensuring no one can request its services. He hits the Dice Block and gets a 8. He scoops up a

Bob-Omb OrbThe space it lands on explodes on the player who tries to bypass the space it created, reducing the current moves the player had before they passed the space by half.

from an Orb Space on his way across the bridge, and stops at the Blue Space next to the area Rory Mercury is occupying. Shitass did not want to meddle with a demigoddess potentially more unpredictable than he is.

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It's Henry Stickmin's turn. He pulls out the Magic Lamp and rubs it. The Magic Lamp produces white clouds of magical mist of sorts that consumes Henry. The stickman awakes in a different realm to see the Mushroom Genie standing right before him.

Mushroom Genie: ...did you awaken me, sire? I am the Mushroom Genie who has been released from his Magic Lamp. Very well! I will grant you your wish: a straight path to the star. Jump on my back and hang on tight! Mushroom-Kadabra!!!

Henry and the Mushroom Genie flies in a magical realm to wormhole their way to the star. Henry closes his eyes and awakens to see that he has been placed on the Star Space as expected.

Muskular: Wow! You just got here pretty quick. Want a star for 20 coins?

Henry nods his head, pays up the 20 coin fee, and grabs himself a second star, finally escaping fourth place. The Star Space returns to the bottom-left island, just in front of one of Boyfriend's Orb Spaces. Henry Stickmin hits the Dice Block and manages to roll a 3. By passing by an Orb Space, he picks up a

Goomba OrbThe space it lands on takes an amount of coins based on a dice roll from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.

from it and soon stops moving on an Event Space. A jet black helicopter flies into his vicinity and rains a hail of bullets onto the ground as the stickman ducks for cover. One of the helicopter's doors unlatches open as an android girl called a Vespid jumps onto the ground and starts hitting Herny with her assault rifle all the way to the recesses of the helicopter. An Anti-Guy pulls Henry Stickmin in as he yells out "Noooo!". The helicopter flies out of view.

Just a minute later, the helicopter kicks Henry out as he plummets into the start area head-first. His head is planted deep into the ground as the stickman struggles to pull himself out. He sits on his rear end unable to get ahold of himself.

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It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 7. Passing by the HOC T-Doll trio, he picks up a second

Foley OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates is attacked by a Foley, causing the player who landed on it and other players who happened to be on the same space as the player to lose 20 coins.

from an Orb Space before the blue-haired kid lands on one of his own Orb Spaces, getting himself 10 coins.

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It's Michael Afton's turn. He uses his Super Mushroom Orb to be able to roll three Dice Blocks at once. His three rolls were a 10, a 3, and a 6, resulting in a move total of 19 spaces. After passing by Private Ryan, he scoops up a

Toady OrbAllows the player to target any of their opponents to swap their own inventory with the intended target.

bestowed to him by an Orb Space on the bridge connecting the two bottom islands of the canyon. His full inventory results in him passing by the Capsule Machines anyways, and stops on an Event Space next to the military base.

A Koopatrol walks out of the camp and fixates on Michael Afton with his red eyes.

Koopatrol: Heheheh. I've come to make a deal. I'd like that Duel Orb of yours for 12 coins.

Michael sheepishly hands the Duel Orb over and gets himself 12 coins for his troubles.

Koopatrol: Thanks for your patronage. I'll be seeing you soon...

The Koopatrol moseys his way back into the camp as Michael sweats a little.

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It's a meme against three in yet another 1 versus 3 mini-game ordeal!

Turn 19 Mini-Game - Money Belts (video of minigame)

The players are placed in a giant candy factory. Shitass has the higher ground in terms of where the players' altitude are, and assuming that the floor also has coins in addition to candy, it's a coin-collecting minigame this time around. The machine starts whirring as the mini-game officially begins.

• Eventually the machine comes to a screeching halt and the mini-game is over.
  
• Shitass managed to grab 11 coins in total.
  
• The team of three has 7 coins in total altogether.
  

Henry Stickmin notices a tiny fairy flying around him and casts a magic spell that zaps the trio. Turns out the magic trick did multiply their loot, so each of the three tema members now have 7 coins each to their own. Shitass witnesses the fairy's appearance from afar and ends up eating an apple he got out of his inventory, knowing that he has no chance to use it anyways to try to goad the fairy into nefarious things.

Turn 19 Map and Player Status

[NoahStratos]

happy fourth of july for you american blokes, the final results and bonus star ceremony will be coming shortly somewhat

Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 20

It's Shitass's turn. He lights the Dice Block above him on fire with a Flint and Steel. Out of the crisp block is a 10. Because it is the last turn, the Orb Spaces are not giving out anything. The British soldiers however were still around to service the players the last turn, but Shitass didn't bother with them. Shitass lands on a Blue Space and ends his turn with 42 coins.

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It's Henry's turn. He pulls out his Mega Mushroom and eats it as he becomes roughly 20 meters tall. He rolls a 9 and a 1, resulting in a mediocre 10 spaces to move. Private Ryan didn't want anything to do with Henry's size, but the bridge the giant stickman walked over was durable enough to support his weight, and even was able to withstand the ground pound he made on Boyfriend to steal 10 of his coins. As Henry Stickmin shrinks to normal, his pupils shrink as he realizes he stopped on one of Boyfriend's orb spaces.

Goomba: Heya. I'm gonna have to request you give up your coins to the person just beside me. Let me just hit this block above my head with a Headbonk to see how unlucky you'll get.

The block it hit and stops changing pictures on a 20.

Goomba: Oooh! That's 20 coins that Boyfriend has to grab from you!

Since Boyfriend and Henry are in the same space, Henry Stickmin is forced to see up close his 20 forfeit coins going straight to Boyfriend's pockets. That Mega Mushroom coin steal was all for naught and more.

Goomba: Smell ya later.

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It's Boyfriend's turn. He tries to figure out what to do with his orb collection but decides that it wouldn't be worth the trouble and hits the Dice Block anyways. Rolling a 6, he passes by the shutdown Orb Spaces, to barely reach the Star Space.

Muskular: You're finally arrived! Is a 20 coin trade for a star something you're interested in?

Boyfriend says yes and gets his third star. The Star Space has moved towards the top-right island once again, where it has replaced one of the two lone Blue Spaces. Looks like nobody's probably getting that.

Boyfriend lands on the Blue Space right after him and gains himself 9 coins.

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It's Michael's turn. He rolls a 5 and decides to talk to the HOC T-Dols one more time. They've seemed to be nice cookies comp;ared to those scary animatronics.

M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.

Michael Afton checks the map to see how much spaces he can move left and to see if he has any luck with reaching the Star Space. No cigar.

Michael sadly declines the request.

M2 (Middle): Oh. How unfortunate. Maybe you'll meet us again some other time...

He passes by an Orb Space that didn't give out anything due to it being the last turn. After that Orb Space is a Blue Space, in which Michale stops on and earns 9 coins from.

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The final mini-game? Yet another 1-vs-3! Let's see how this will turn out!

Turn 20 Mini-Game - Block and Load (video of minigame)

The players are put into a large nursery room, with two identical structures made of blocks. One wall is separating one tower from cannons that somehow got past housing standards. A stork flies into the room from a window and chirps out the instructions in which a device wrapped around its neck via a lanyard translates. Henry Stickmin has a massive cannon to fire shots from, while the other three are stuck with smaller cannons. The stork flies away as the players start wreaking havoc on baby toys.

• The mini-game ended up going down to the wire, and the team of three managed to win a couple seconds before Henry Stickmin could destroy his own tower first.
  

The stork comes flying back into the nursery, and wrapped in the white cloth bundle it's holding is 30 coins. As the bundle loosens up and spills out its contents like a water faucet, the coins end up scattering in a way that they are divided equally between the three winners.

Turn 20 Map & Player Status

[NoahStratos]

Wario's Battle Canyon - Final Results and Epilogue

Twenty turns are over, and the grueling party has come to a close. While Muskular rattles off the rankings and collections of the four players, Captain Syrup tells them about the strange watch she was holding.

Captain Syrup: This little thing was something I found from my rival's business venture. It's been tampered with recently, and it wasn't by him or Doctor Crygor. Maybe it has some latent power. Ah well, Muskular's ready to show us the Bonus Stars.

Muskular: Without further ado, here are the three bonus stars you'll be featured with today... the first one is...

A green star with a question mark depicted on it arrives.

Muskular: The first bonus star is the Happening Star! The players who landed on the most Event Spaces are bound to win this one.

The Happening Star decided to split into two like a mirror, and spit out two stars, one for Shitass, and one for Michael. It recombined into one star again and flew off.

Muskular: A tie between Michael and Shitass apparently. Both landed on two Event Spaces each!

A cyan star with a giant block lettered M is the second Bonus Star to arrive.

Muskular: This is the Mini-Game Star, awarded to the player who has amassed the most coins during mini-games! Our lucky winner of this star is...

The Mini-Game Star rapidly swerves back and forth above the four player's heads. It stops about Boyfriend's head and relinquishes a star upon him.

Muskular: Boyfriend, with 161 coins! Pretty sick!

Boyfriend poses with a V sign as the last Bonus Star arrives. It's a red star with a Red Space redundantly stuck onto it.

Muskular: The Red Star is given to the player who managed to land on the most Red Spaces during the board. The lucky winner of this Bonus Star is...

The Red Star hovers over Henry Stickmin, leans forward, and spits out a star.

Muskular: Henry Stickmin, with 4 Red Spaces landed on!

RO635: Our mission is almost complete. So who's our most valuable player? Our best teammate?

• Henry Stickmin gets fourth place, as an ochre platform rises from below him.
  
• Shitass gets third place, as a bronze platform rises from below him.
  
• Michael Afton gets second place, as a silver platform rises from below him.
  
• Boyfriend gets first place, as a gold platform arises from below him.
  

Captain Syrup: Our Superstar is Boyfriend! Great job out there! Let's see what this thing can do.

The two maniacal commanders face the players and their cohorts. Boyfriend immediately pulls out the watch and tries to figure out what it does. A few seconds later, everyone is blinded for a few minutes. They later reawaken to see that Morden and Yegor are missing from the canyon.

Muskular: Huh. No sign of their marks anymore here. That must have pulled them through some time loop!

They forgot to address one thing: Rubicante was still around after the watch pulled out something otherworldly.. He had fled the scene vowing revenge. He may have been planning to get them back somehow...

Rory Mercury: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. That dude in the red and violet cloak pussied out and ran away.

Muskular: Rats. At least we did something at least.

RO635: Thank f*ck he's gone. Captain Syrup may have to help me find Griffin & Kryuger again, though. May we meet again, Star Spirit Soldier.

Misstar flies into the scene to tell Muskular about her predicament.

Misstar: Hello! I've been informed that we've got some terrible news! There's a realm out there with big, yellow-feathered birds and fluffy white creatures with Swooper wings.

Muskular: Yeah? So? Sounds familiar. Ol' pal Red met one of those fluffy things one time.

Misstar: The last of those element demons has major control over a certain part of it. We've got the location's name: the Gold Saucer.

Muskular: Will do! I'm pretty pooped, so you can fill in for me while we get my cohorts dismissed.

Misstar: Thank you. I shall find my way there.

As the sun sets for Muskular's little skirmish for now, the four partiers who had undertaken the mission at Wario's Battle Canyon bid farewell to the Star Spirit who has watched over them for a grueling battle against uneven odds. Misstar has undertaken the next step, this time her own luck by itself may not be enough for the next board...

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Finally glad to have this board over with! Wario's Battle Canyon in Mario Party 1 is well known for being a tedious board in real life, so it's no coincidence this was filled with technical difficulties! Next board is gambling-theme, so it may not be for characters with the faint of heart... or luck... or just don't like Las Vegas clones.

I guess July 10th is when it's going to start I presume. Sit back and/or nominate during this intermission!

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Results

[TalesofUnder]

   
Character Name: Nagito Komaeda
Series: Danganronpa
Personality: Nagito, as well as being the Ultimate Lucky Student, is obsessed with hope. He'd probably do well in luck-based minigames. As for skill ones... it depends. Either he'd try and play competitively, or he'd let someone else win so they get a feeling of hope... or something. He'd probably aim for items that help his luck with the dice, or failing that, ones that let him get to a star easier.

[Cassie]

Character Name: Captain Spaceboy
Series: Omori
Personality: An adventerous man, deeply sensitive to those he cares about, a talented musician, and a brave leader. But certain emotional traumas will turn him vengeful, desiring revenge and ragefully harming anyone that stands in his way in fullfilling it.

He'd especially like items themed around music. Being a brave, adventerous leader means he's pretty competent in minigames.

[josh6243]

Character Name: ShinraBanshoumon
Series: Digimon OC
Personality: Has a focus towards magic-related items. Doesn't play mini-games to win. She loves having fun overall. She will screw anyone who attempts to go for first place. As a kitsune, she's quite a prankster on and off the boards. Quite a fangirl geek..

[Oggy123]

   
Character Name: Kirby
Series: Kirby
Personality: Kirby is a gluttonous, cheerful, and kindhearted boy. He likes to help others, and cares for his friends.

[NoahStratos]

when your brain shuts down and you're now a day off of the estimated date

Board 6 - Gold Saucer - Turn 1

Misstar and her new set of cohorts are at the entrance of the next board, the Gold Saucer.

Misstar: Looks like two of you were born from vivid imaginations!

She was referring to the imaginary space cadet and a digital creation. She looked sideways towards Kirby, thought to herself that he looked familiar and went back to concentrating on Spaceboy and the digital monster.

A magenta haired girl walked out of the main part of whatever the board was and saw the players there.

Grace: What a surprise. You must've ended up here like me? Heh. What a stage of events. My name is GRACE. I'm basically an intergalactic navigator. There's not much in the way of music in this place... granted with my latent powers from when I had a grudge with my older sister, I can tell you all about where you're at.

The partiers and Misstar took a good look at the board once they waltz in. Like Wario's Battle Canyon, it is mostly a set of islands. Goombas with top hats serve as gateways throughout them, allowing players to press their luck to ride on magical playing cards. Grace's shop is on the island closest to them. A set of UFO catchers and a small alleyway towards a different part of this resort are close by as well.

The other islands have various visitors itching to play games where money is often at stake. Slot machines from the Pokémon world sit at the diamond island across from them. The island at the top left has games of craps to play. A black Midgarian was sitting impatiently at a table near an Event Space. What does he have planned?

The island shaped like a spade was to the north of Misstar and the players. A Japanese school girl was waiting for someone to curb her gambling addiction. A photo booth and a plant in a large and tall pot oozing some green liquid was on that same island, just quite far away from where that schoolgirl currently is.

The center of the board has the Star Space, on a platform situated above a crater deep inside the Gold Saucer. A Bony Beetle in a hood served as the liaison to the Archfiend who made the crater in the board to begin with, Scarmiglione. The Bony Beetle is willing to give stars away at changing prices, but if players can't afford it, then bad things might happen...

Misstar uses one of her ribbons to wipe sweat off her.

Misstar: I don't think we'd be able to process all that information! Looks like we've got to explore every nook and cranny here to see what the board's events do... I'm pretty sure we'd have to listen to lots of rules once we first arrive at various stops!

Grace: Affirmative. Let's see the order of play...

Nagito Komaeda rolls a 6. Captain Spaceboy rolls a 5. Shinrabanshoumon rolls a 3. Kirby rolls an 8.

Misstar: Kirby is first! Nagito is second! Captain Spaceboy is third! Shinrabanshoumon is fourth! With your order decided, let's make sure you have money!

Misstar gives each player 10 coins.

Misstar: Time to game!

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It's Kirby's turn. He hits the Dice Block above him with his head and a 10 pops out of it. He thinks about going on a Magic Cardpet to go to another island of the board but decides against it, and almost wraps his way around the heart island and stops on a Blue Space. Kirby ends his first turn with 13 coins.

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It's Nagito's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 9. Once reaching the heart island's Magic Cardpet station, he attempts to visit it in order to find more spoils for his luck to consume. The Goomba there told him how their services work.

Goomba: Hey, kid. If you want to travel safely across another island in this resort, you'd better test your luck with some cards. Pick one and that card's suit will be your destination. If you want to, however, travel to the center of this board, it's gonna cost you 5 coins to get your way there. Whaddya ya say?

Nagito declines the 5 coin toll to the Star Auction space and draws a card from the deck the Goomba gave him. It's a 2 of Diamonds. The card enlarges in size and has magically become a Magic Cardpet. The Goomba wishes Komaeda-san a safe trip as the flying card whisks him to the diamond island in the bottom right corner of the board.

After arriving at his destination, the Magic Cardpet flies away as Nagito continues his turn. After picking up a

Waddle Dee OrbGives you a free item that replaces this item after being used.

from the Orb Space just a space apart from him when he arrives, he stops on an Event Space, the one in the middle of the three Event Spaces in the row on that island. A strange man with blue hair molded into a crescent-like shape arrives.

Saturn: Former Team Galactic member Saturn here. Here lies the slot machines that this resort has sourced from a Game Corner in the world of Pokémon. To play it requires 3 coins. The reels will spin and each one stops from left to right upon a press of a button.

Nagito inserts 3 coins into the slot machine and Saturn watches from the sidelines. The reels stop on an image of a Meowth, another Meowth image, and an image of a Pikachu. Nagito was so close to earning some hard-earned cash.

Saturn: (chuckles) Tough luck! You'll have to come here again if you want another chance.

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It's Captain Spaceboy's turn. A Dice Block appears above him and is then immediately vaporized by a space ray. Out of the Dice Block is a 7. Skipping past the Magic Cardpet station that happened upon his path the dice etched for him, the imaginary apparition has rested on a Blue Space and gains 3 coins.

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It's ShinraBanshouMon's turn. The Dice Block above her is pelted by flames casted by the digital champion and leaves an 2 in its wake. She stops on a Blue Space and earns 3 coins.

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The first mini-game is at hand, a 4-player free-for-all romp! Misstar has some good things planned...

Turn 1 Mini-Game - Flower Shower (video of minigame)

The players arrive at a church in a rural part of Europe. A gentle smell of grass can be singled out from the wind. Sitting on the bridge is humanoid Digimon Sistermon Blanc, holding her trident in patience. ShinraBanshouMon and her presence was enough to get herself off the ground.

Sistermon Blanc: Salutations. I didn't expect all of you to arrive here.  A wedding has just ended and the couple is about to come outside to breathe the air. Flowers will scatter all over the garden and it is your duty to pick up as many as you possibly can. I will be watching for a distance since I know some of us will get rowdy here. I, the esteemed Sistermon Blanc, wish you all good fortune.

The Digimon nun walks away from the scene of the mini-game as an organ inside the church starts playing the Wedding March. The players can hear it from inside, and while the organ is plating, a human couple who just got engaged to each other swing open the doors to the church's garden. The blonde-haired bride tosses the giant bouquet into the azure skies. Flowers start raining down onto the ground as the mini-game begins.

Players start jumping onto each other's heads, knocking others onto the pavement and into the water, and push each other around like popcorn in a cart to grab the most flowers they personally can. Half a minute later, the flowers stop dropping down onto the garden floor as the points are tallied.

• Kirby amassed 31 points.
  
• Nagito Komaeda amassed 23 points.
  
• Captain Spaceboy amassed 35 points.
  
• ShinraBanshouMon amassed 42 points, taking the victory.
  

Sistermon Blanc: How interesting to see a fellow Digimon do so well at flower picking. You've earned some coins from the bride. You all have done a good job!

Sistermon Blanc convinces the bride to give the winner of the minigame 10 coins as the mystic kitsune lit up in excitement.

Turn 1 Map & Player Status

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Upon receiving the prize money from winning the mini game, ShinraBanshoumon joyfully replies, "Thank you! I'm surprised I did so well at all! How's Huckmon doing, by the way?"

After talking to her fellow Digimon, ShinraBanshoumon prays to the Digital Gods for a good roll next turn.