[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I will admit that Hulkaflintstone here did rub me the wrong way, seeing how eager he was to vote for Inez yesterday, but not so much do anything today, Maybe he's just trying to play it "safe" all of a sudden? Maybe they're trying to pit us against each other? Maybe it's wild goose chase and neither of them is a killer? I don't really know at this rate. But I do know we need to choose someone. Either Nikku or Dinorama, I don't care which.

[Florien]

6 on Nikku.
One more to hammer Nikku.

3 votes on Dinowrestler Coalesilat.

Seven to hammer.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Hm... From what I can tell... Okay. First of all... Nikku could have lifted that table and not leave any skid marks or other evidence behind from her levitation... And the "teleporter" ended up being a ruse anyway... who's to say that Nikku NEEDED that teleporter in the first place... It would be convienent! In fact... TOO convienent...

/vote Nikku

I apologize if this ends up being wrong and we're down a player... but half of the scientific method is accepting when you're wrong... The other half is screwing around and finding out, but I digress... This is our best guess as of now... All we need to do now is see if our guess is right.

[Kennifer]

"I do hope we made the right decision, if no at least helped narrow it down more..."

[Guma]

WHAT, YOU THINK I CAN JUST TELEPORT ON MY OWN!!! WHEN HAVE I EVER SHOWN I CAN DO THAT!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You know, you might not have had the teleporter on you during the investigation, but for all we know, you might have had it put up somewhere for safekeeping. I mean why would anyone carry something around that could implicate them?

[Kennifer]

"Yes, you did turn out your own pockets, who's to say if you have a teleporter you didn't have it hidden somewhere else as Lloyd said? It is not like someone patted you down, frisked you, or... well, there are ways of finding things that are not someone turning out their pockets. Or you hid it in your cell or something, thinking 'ah yes I shall show in my pockets, gain their trust!' Maybe you have a teleporter and maybe you don't but I think that was maybe not enough to tell for sure."

[PointMaid]

...If we could just search everybody to find who had that on them, I have a feeling that would be far too easy for my bosses' taste. Unfortunately.

[Florien]

...Well.

Uhh...

Hammered floran guesssess.

nice!

Finally.

Shit. I thought she'd walk out.

About damn time.

So much for has-been, right?

Execution post shortly.

[Guma]

‘Til next time, everybody... DO THE MARIO!

[Florien]

Time to deal with thiss problem.

Calling in the Feds

Sendri pulls out a phone and calls up the vaguely defined feds.

Yeah we've got an extradition for you here. How much you paying for one Nikku Morioka? The telepath? Levitatess? That one? Ssingss bassed on her artsstyle probably, but can't be ssure really. Oh, really? You're fine with uss as a prisson sstate? Ha, floran'ss joking of coursse, fuck you, we're keeping her. We're even going to taunt you. It'll be great. You'll never manage to ssalvage the black box on thiss sspacecraft that containss her location that we're going to ssend out over your airsspace, but you'll try sso hard, it'll be amazing and floran will ssend mocking posstcardss to you.

With that, several guards tackle Nikku and drag her into a small unstable-looking spacecraft, clearly on the verge of exploding at any given time, and it's launched. Over the screens, the footage plays. The spacecraft arrives in federal airspace (spacespace?), with Nikku strapped into the back, unable to actually escape or try to control the craft as the anti-spacecraft cannons take aim to shoot it down to retrieve a mythical black box to find Nikku, never suspecting she's on the ship.

In a hail of fire, the craft is shredded, along with Nikku, and the small federal government nearby finds themselves kicking themselves over being so stupid as to kill their alive-wanted target by taking someone at their word.

Nikku Morioka was the Identity Thief.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"Identity fraud, hm. Always hated the type. You could never trust them. Even if they're not a murderer, no love lost. Don't see a reason why they would have left the area. Unless..."

Bit looks at Lloyd. "They didn't. So, Mister, why don't you tell us what you were really'doing last night. Maybe aiming shots at our prick of a catgirl?"

[Kennifer]

"As I understand they could have taken on the identity of someone dead. Which id they had taken Hat Kid's role that would have been useful, but if they would have laid in wait until we did get rid of a killer and took over for them it could have been a disaster. At least that is if I am remembering what I read correctly."

[PointMaid]

...True. If they were inclined that way.

The dog still looks kinda pissed.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"No need or time to debate over how bad a criminal is at their job. I believe we at least have some suspects to watch out for tonight, from our debate."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Lloyd sighs, very angry over killing off an innocent.

I knew this was coming..... I got all eyes on me, fine. I'll either get voted off soon or get killed by one of those assholes anyway. Fine, I'll tell you, though I don't expect this to help my case any. Yes, I'm the suppressor. And yes, I chose to go after the catgirl. Because we all had our eyes on her after she voted for that Pokemon. I figured I could stop her. And little did I know I ended up fucking her over. I'm sorry about that, but it's not like I knew what she had. I was just going by who we had eyes on. And to add another reason I went after her, I knew she had no just cause voting for Bow because I had knocked her out myself. I knew she was telling the truth, so I found it really sketchy that she would even vote for the Pokemon. I knew she was innocent all along. Yes, I knocked her out because I thought she seemed a little too resourceful, but in the end, it seemed like the two of them were innocent all along. So there, I was the suppressor all along. You all happy now? I didn't want to say anything because someone in my position had a lot of heat. And now I have no choice but to deal my hand. I'm about to die soon anyway. Either they'll get me tomorrow or you'll all vote me off.

He takes a breath.

If I don't buy it tonight, I will do what I can to help out. I don't blame you all for not trusting me. But I promise you I'm not one of the killers. I was just going by my ideas and  I was wrong. I mean losing an Identity Thief sucks, but she was just a third party; not the worst thing in the world. Better than someone like a Medic.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Right.

[Kennifer]

"Well if the dinowrestler guy actually is innocent, you did a favor last night since if Hallie speaks the truth about being the defibrillator, he would have flipped alive to dead last night. If he is not innocent, unfortunate but at least you did not shoot our medic, right? Although I am wondering why you went for Bow the first night, just randomly choosing someone to test the darts maybe?"

[PointMaid]

That is a good question. I don't remember Bow being suspicious.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Like I said, I had to choose someone. And I got the feeling that Bow seemed resourceful. Wondered if she was too resourceful, but as it turned out, she was clean all along. And I knew not to vote for Bow when Hallie did so because I knew she was telling the truth all along on being knocked out.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"At least we know who to keep our eyes on. Won't question that judgement at least, Lloyd. Bad, maybe. But you're an amateur with a dart gun, wouldn't expect anything better from you."

[wingedcatgirl]

"... so the brainbot was a wild card," Hallie muses. "It's too bad she wasn't a killer, but... she coulda become one if she'd felt like it. Hm.

"Grumpy man ain't ringing any red flags for me," Hallie remarks, seemingly referring to Lloyd. "And I still don't like dinoman. But blingy" (do they mean Inez?) "doesn't set any alarms off either. That's my stance on things."

Hallie stands there for a moment, arms folded, then leaves to >find more goddamn booze.

[Caret]

"Identity Thief, huh. At least we don't have to worry about another killer popping out of the blue. Well, there's still a whistleblower still hiding among our ranks, but I'm hoping the murderers don't target them."

"Yes, I'm very resourceful, Lloyd. I lived on the streets for my entire life. I have access to insider info, for crying out loud! Ah, la vie d'un voleur... Euh... ignorez ce que je viens de dire, d'accord ? Anyway, enough about me. Now we know who the Suppressor is, that should help with tracking people. We should make plans for the night. Maybe we can split into groups again."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"I'm thirsty. I'm grabbing some fucking water."

> look for the biggest container of water you can find.

[Kennifer]

Inez is going to

>Look for something to drink. Preferably booze, but she'll settle for a soda.