[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[Kennifer]

"I suppose I should find something to eat too... everything here's a bit strange, but I suppose a burger would be fine if I cook it right."

>attempt to properly cook borger so it isn't burnt but is cooked enough to be safe

[Caret]

Bow looks around in boredom

"Veeeee. (Welp. I'm bored already. Maybe the rec room has some quality entertainment! Feel free to join me.)"

> see what the rec room has to offer

[Kennifer]

"I've had better, but at least it's protein? I hope."

Inez shrugs, munching on the burger.

[Zanreo]

"Kiryu" gets a bottle of... something. "Staniman Spork? This... doesn't seem right..." He drinks it anyway... before spitting it out. "What the hell, you trying to poison us?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Meh, I think poison would taste better than this garbage...

> Try to make a burger yourself and hope it's more substantial than the almonds or the fruitable

[artsyGeek]

...Oh, hey. There's a guy with a scientist outfit, lab coat and all. He probably was in Studio A, just.. Quiet enough to not be noticed, somehow. But, whatever, point is he's here in the Kitchen now. “... Uh, hello there, I guess.”

[PointMaid]

Karma's ears perk up. ...Hello

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All Lloyd could do is take a patty and microwave it. Sadly he couldn't find a bun. So eat it with a spork it is.

It could be worse I guess. I just don't hope I get mad cow disease.

Lloyd snacks on his patty as he sees the new person arrive.

[Kennifer]

Inez gives a friendly wave to the lab coat guy, washing her sad burger down with the remains of her weird milky soda.

[Dookie]

Hat Kid simply waved and smiled.

"Hey there! What's your name?"

[artsyGeek]

“Oh, uh. Dr. Everett King, nice to meet you. And you are. .?”

[Guma]

Nikku gets fed up.

Like, screw this! We should be trying to get out of here, man! What are they hiding from us?

> follow the map to the Off-Limits Hall

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

King... Nice to see you here!

Bright promptly, upon seeing King, nonchalantly greets King with a genuine, but... somewhat... off smile...

[wingedcatgirl]

Hallie groans at the lack of chisps and settles for >seeking out some fresh vegetables. That's probably totally not banned by the plant dictator as cannibalism.

Isn't that all of existence nowadays? It's honestly a miracle how humanity transpired to create us as existences specifically... We are a one in a googolplex factorial to the power of a googolplex to a googolplex squared times Graham's number chance of us existing to us NOT existing and instead someone else who may or may not be almost LIKE us... but aren't. Basically, we're all weird is what I'm trying to say. I'm Doctor Bright, by the way.

Bright offers a handshake to the red-haired girl...

Hallie sighs and accepts the handshake grudgingly.

"Huh, that's cool." Anastasia responded.
Then she noticed a catfolk and walks over to them. She's intrigued by their cat ears.
"Are the ears real?" She asked curiously.

"Yeah." Hallie tugs on their left ear to demonstrate.

Nikku gets fed up.

Like, screw this! We should be trying to get out of here, man! What are they hiding from us?

> follow the map to the Off-Limits Hall

"... Sure, let's do that. That won't go horribly wrong." After possibly retrieving a snack, Hallie >follows Nikku.

[Dookie]

> What be in the rec room?

[artsyGeek]

King... Nice to see you here!

Bright promptly, upon seeing King, nonchalantly greets King with a genuine, but... somewhat... off smile...

Jesus fucking Christ he does not like the vibe of that smile.
". . uh, hey? You're. . " He squints for a moment to read Bright's nametag. ". . Dr. Bright. It's a pleasant surprise to see you here, too. Not that I know much of you beforehand but-"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Explore library

[Caret]

Bow stumbles out of the rec room, with a dazed expression on her face that screams "I witnessed something that was never meant to be witnessed".

"Evoi vee vee... (Whatever you do, do not play 'Lucinda the All-Seeing's Game Dev project beta 1.2'. I don't even remember what happened...)"

[Florien]

The Rec Room:

Several people have entered the Rec Room. Here is what there is to see.

There's a very sad looking pool table, with the felt surface all torn up in multiple places standing in one corner of the room, and there's a table tennis set with only one paddle in the other. Against the wall is a rapidly deforming leather couch, and scattered throughout the room are a number of beanbag chairs which look nigh-impossible to escape once they've been sat in. As for activities, there's a games console hooked up to a small TV (with an Eevee looking a little bit dizzy in front of it) and a magazine missing its cover which is apparently endorsing some weird culty mentorship program apparently featuring Sendri.

Oh never mind the Eevee is leaving the room now.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

A place like this, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, Lloyd says while looking at the less-than-stellar selection at the library. But still, he

>grabs the first book he sees and starts reading, hoping it's at least interesting enough to keep his attention

[wingedcatgirl]

Hallie returns from the forboden zone, munching on carrot chips.

"... well, I'm bored. Anyone want to play a game?" They >seek out a multiplayer video game. ... Ideally not the one that traumatized the floofthing.

[Zanreo]

"Kiryu" looks around the rec room, clearly unimpressed. Then he notices the magazine... "This is... now, let's see what this plant bastard is all about!" he says as he >picks up and reads magazine

[Caret]

Bow scurries through the complex, looking for anything interesting. "Vai! (Maybe there's some things in the warehouse that I could st... eh, borrow.)"

> search the warehouse

[TenOfSwords13]

Coelasilat is munching through a few biscuits. And, given that there are probably some people in the kitchen, decides to introduce himself to whoever is there.

Oh, introductions. I'm Coelasilat, professional Dinowrestler. I understand people not knowing who I am off the bat, only if I'm not the most well-known.

[GoldenCityBird]

"Ah, finally, I've found my way around this place."

Anyone in the kitchen would see and hear Dan Lewis, a rather average Liverpudlian, all things considered. He seems to be taking things in stride.

Turning towards Coelasilat, he decides to make himself properly known.

"The name's Dan. And, assuming that the Doc's been right about where we've landed before, I doubt yous's in the right place for space wrestling or whatever nonsense you're all dressed up for."