[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[Kennifer]

Yeah she's just gonna... drink that quietly, if anyone asks she'll say it's an acquired taste. Yeah. That should do it.

Besides, she's thirsty.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

After finishing his cigarette, Lloyd joins the others and

>also searches for some food

[Caret]

Meanwhile, Bow is mooching on some grapes strange-looking berries. They're not that bad, actually. The taste reminds her of Bluk Berries.

[Cutegirl920fire]

Anastasia quickly arrived in the kitchen. There, she sees all of the other inmates there. She quickly grabs an apple and bites it, glancing at them.
"Hello! I'm Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova!" She introduced herself. "Some blue square thing transported me here and I decided, y'know what, I'll go explore and have some fun!"

[Florien]

She'ss, of coursse, leaving out the part in between now and then where she tried to burn down Admin 2. Floran'ss impresssed she didn't die of hypothermia like the lasst perssson to randomly show up there. It iss quite posssible that iss not her actual crime. But she did SSOMETHING to end up on the lisst, and floran jusst doessn't have the filess right now.

[Kennifer]

"Ah, I didn't introduce myself either, did I? My name's Inez Cortana. Yeah, like the virtual assistant thing, I hear that a lot."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Lloyd just grabs some of the almonds.

I don't think they'll be going down easy by the look of them, but I suppose it's something...

He snacks on the almonds.

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Inez Cortana, wow, what a cool name!" Anastasia complimented. "Also, what's a virtual assistant?"

[Kennifer]

"Ah, how do I explain... it's a sort of small device that you can talk to that will answer your questions and stuff."

[Caret]

The Eevee sits down on a table.

"Evei. (You know what I like? Collecting stuff. It sucks that this place doesn't appear to have a lot of collectibles. Even a simple fidget would suffice. Don't worry, I won't steal your stuff.)"

[Zanreo]

"Kiryu" then microwaves his burger and eats it. He's had better burgers, but he's hungry... "Now, to find something to wash this down with..." he says, but all he can find it tap water. "Eh, guess this will do for now, but you BETTER give me - uh, us - something better to eat later!"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Bright, ever curious, follows everyone to the kitchen and..

>gets something to eat that's at least marginably/unaminously agreed to be edible/good to eat...

[wingedcatgirl]

"All of you people are so fucking weird," mutters a redheaded catkid, as they >grab some popato chisps.

[Zanreo]

>look for better food

[PointMaid]

...Y'all being judgy? It's not your dinner.

Karma licks up the last of her frozen burger patty.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I also found this thing.

He holds up some kind of colorful thing.

Is it a fruit, a vegetable? How the fuck would I know? But maybe you'd like a taste test to show us what it is.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Isn't that all of existence nowadays? It's honestly a miracle how humanity transpired to create us as existences specifically... We are a one in a googolplex factorial to the power of a googolplex to a googolplex squared times Graham's number chance of us existing to us NOT existing and instead someone else who may or may not be almost LIKE us... but aren't. Basically, we're all weird is what I'm trying to say. I'm Doctor Bright, by the way.

Bright offers a handshake to the red-haired girl...

[PointMaid]

Karma > Sniffs at Lloyd's strange fruit-vegetable-thing to try to determine if it's any good without actually biting it

[PointMaid]

She looks confused. "...It's probably edible. I think. Not sure what it is, though."

[Guma]

Suit yourselves.~

>eat microwaved burger

[Cutegirl920fire]

"Huh, that's cool." Anastasia responded.
Then she noticed a catfolk and walks over to them. She's intrigued by their cat ears.
"Are the ears real?" She asked curiously.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

If you think it's edible...

Lloyd decides to show the initiative and

>search for a knife to cut whatever-that-thing-is with

and then

> cut a small slice of it and taste it

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gah! It's so bitter. Can't even bite through the damn thing. Maybe it needs to be cooked or something. Maybe it goes together with whatever. I'm not wasting my time on this damn thing.

He tosses the fruit-a-vegeta-what-a-majigger down on the table while he scrapes off his tongue of that taste.

[PointMaid]

...Sorry. All I could really tell was that it probably wasn't poisonous.

[Florien]

The first night phase will be on Monday the 13th at roughly 5 pm eastern.