[Mafia] Witch Trip

[Florien]

Your skills with a wheel-board are remarkable.

Anyway, giving people ideas is our purview as... fuck. The things. That we are. The type of leader. Whatever, the point is, we're here to inspire the future-ones-like-us should we at some point fail. Which, I don't think we WILL, but our job is to inspire people. If the witch thinks she'll be more of a legend while NOT attempting to take over the world, that's on her presumably ruined-by-being-three-hundred-and-alone-for-all-of-it mind, yeah?

Oh yeah and if any of you not-us get out of here at some point, Try conquering the world. From what we've found out about your world, people don't try that enough. We've proved it's possible back home, you should do it here. Fix your language problem, fix your... discrimination problem, fix your... everything, really, yeah? Doesn't matter if you fail, if you get far enough, you'll inspire the next generation to do even better, and some day, you'll have a unifier and less problemage.

[Dookie]

1. ”Where's the nearest tree? I'll climb that and stay up until the Wokves go off.”
2. “I'm gonna wait until I'm above a lake, then I can just remove my coat and splash down.”
3. “Are you freakin kidding me…I guess I'll take out my scrunchie, throw it to the bear, and hope that distracts him while I run. If it doesn't, I'll play dead and hope that doesn't become reality.”

[PointMaid]

...

Yeah, I'm not opposed to a unified world, but I'd prefer one where it's done through consensus and democracy, thanks. Not that the political systems of the world can't be improved, because they really can. That *also* sometimes has a problem with one person or a faction trying to control everybody to their way of doing things.

And, ah, nice skateboarding, Jimothy. Impressive.

[TenOfSwords13]

I do know some people - other humans, obviously - who would be very interested in helping advance humankind towards a global democracy. And thank you for the compliments of my skateboarding "skillz".

[PopcornPie]

Quinarva decides to turn tree to escape the noise. Her leaves are drooped.

[Oggy123]

Anya silently watches the ordeal.

[Kennifer]

"Not sure I have the charisma for world domination but I gotta say fixing discrimination and the environment and stuff is pretty appealing. Maybe I could do behind the scenes shit for someone who's better at public speaking and wants to do that."

[PointMaid]

Can we not normalize dictatorship and world domination, please?

Taira slumped against the trunk of a tree in a huff.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. ”Where's the nearest tree? I'll climb that and stay up until the Wokves go off.”
2. “I'm gonna wait until I'm above a lake, then I can just remove my coat and splash down.”
3. “Are you freakin kidding me…I guess I'll take out my scrunchie, throw it to the bear, and hope that distracts him while I run. If it doesn't, I'll play dead and hope that doesn't become reality.”

1. As the pack of wolves chase you, you frantically try to find a nearby tree to climb. But you're not able to make it on time, as the wolves all attack you. You got badly bloodied up by the entire pack and suffer serious injuries. (Rolled 2)

2. It is actually good thinking of you to fight the eagle off when you're both above the lake and you fly down using your coat as a parachute with ease. Too bad for you that the shark is waiting to eat you. It jumps for you. It's hungry for you. You decide to fly way to the safe ground rather than go into the lake below and get eaten. (Rolled 9 and 1+ for smarts for 10)

3. The scrunchie doesn't work, so you have no choice but to play dead. But as the bear sniffs you around, it grabs your leg with its might jaw and drags you to its home, to store you for food later for it and its cubs. And as you open up your eyes, they all look hungry as you wisely decide to bolt before you become a meal. (rolled 3 and 1+ for smarts)

June has scored a total of 16 points.

[Zanreo]

1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.
"Get out laser gun and try shoot them! While dodge attack... if fail, run away, shoot from distance and set them up small bombs!"

2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.
"Agh... first try get more close to ground, or over water, then to guide the eagle if need. Then blast it with small beams, not fatal but should be bit of pain, until am let go! Then can use cloak as parachute!"

3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.

"Time for run! Attack again with shoot beam and bombs from the distance!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.
"Get out laser gun and try shoot them! While dodge attack... if fail, run away, shoot from distance and set them up small bombs!"

2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.
"Agh... first try get more close to ground, or over water, then to guide the eagle if need. Then blast it with small beams, not fatal but should be bit of pain, until am let go! Then can use cloak as parachute!"

3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.

"Time for run! Attack again with shoot beam and bombs from the distance!"

1.  Wolves not make easy you. They gang up as you fire gun at pack. But you win, kill all in end. Quite an attack though. (Rolled 5 and 1+ for futuristic weapons for 6)

2. You try shoot eagle, but you drop weapon. Eagle fly you to roost to its babies. They peck you all over, you fall off tree. You badly hurt with peck wounds, broken bone. (Rolled 1)

3. You do not recover weapon when bear attack. It slash at you. It nearly kill you before you escape with life. Now you bleed all over. (Rolled 1)

CATS has scored total 8 points.

[Florien]

Well yeah obviously you aren't okay with it NOW, but world domination is the default, yeah? You get power, you go do that! What else are you supposed to do, sit around all content with "yeah fuck you rest of the world, I got MY place on lock." Democracy can come later, after you fix everything, I guess, if you're feeling Kyronic, but still.

Also, tall hair guy is injured but not dead! Great, yeah? Fun times watching other people do worse than you, I think.

[PopcornPie]

Quinarva starts eating a squirrel. Raw.

[Kennifer]

"...okay, getting really concerned about nature gal over there. I dunno if she's a killer or she's just snapped mentally or if she got poisoned last night and it's just now taking hold or what but... Yikes."

Delilah nodded in Quinarva's direction.

[Florien]

You're going to get rabies or something from that.

I mean it won't matter because the Vigilante is going to shoot you tonight anyway. So you might as well come up with some cool last words if you're into the last words thing. And enjoy that raw still-mostly-alive meat I guess.

Yeah, and seer, scan Anya and Elster. Or June. Doesn't matter which, scan one of them. I guess we're going with HER version of the plan.

Hunter, protect us, because there's no verified roles out on the field, aside from presumably Taira's non-role, which would be contradicted by the actual bearer by now if it was relevant. This is all a reminder of the plan, yeah? Keep it in mind, we'll get out with minimal casualties.

[Zanreo]

A badly hurt CATS returns, crawling back. "Oof... ow ow ow... could gone... much better..."

>try finding something to treat broken bone, and patching up your wounds

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>try finding something to treat broken bone, and patching up your wounds (CATS)

You search backpack, only for raccoon to jump you, scratch you over your body, bite you. You trip, fall into jagged rocks in river. Your body more broken than ever.

[Zanreo]

"Gah! What in fuck!"

>get yourself out of there

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>get yourself out of there (CATS)

You not get out

[PopcornPie]

Quinava snapped around, showing off her foaming mouth.

"STOP BEING SO LOUD! AAAAAAAAAH!" She started charging at the lizards, leaving a trail of foam on the ground.

[Zanreo]

CATS still struggles to get out. "Hey, uh... someone help?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

24 hour warning on Challenge: still need to hear from Abby, Naomi, Sinuhe and Xue.

@Cutegirl920fire, @Despair's Archon of Memes, @noodlesnook, @MadameButterflyKnife

[Kennifer]

>Try to help CATS

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Try to help CATS (Delilah)

Now you stumble and fall onto the rocks with CATS. At least you don't get all banged up like he is.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Xue looks to the threat, mustering something up in herself.

1. A pack of wolves surround you, looking to pounce. Find a way to evade them or even fight them off if you're brave enough.

Xue remembers some of the fish that she has. She throws the fish away from her and Larson, hoping that it will lure them away from those two. If it doesn't, well, she's prepared. She looks at Larson, and orders. "Infernal Parade. Take those beasts out!" Once that's done, she puts Larson back in that Pokeball. Keep him as safe as possible.

2. Look out! A giant eagle (or two eagles if you're part of a duo) has just grabbed you. And now you find yourself very high up in the air. Free yourself from its grasp and try to get to the ground safely.

Xue's had some experience doing parkour. She attempts to sway herself, until she's able to spin her body up to a point where she can manage to kick the eagle. Once it drops her, she prepares to break her fall, She attempts to grab any branches that come her way, relaxes her body, and lands feet first, into a roll while protecting her head.

3. If those weren't bad enough, now a giant bear is looking to tear you apart. Again, same as the wolves, avoid it or fight back.

Xue plays dead; she's read somewhere that that's what you do when a bear comes at you. She summons all her energy into trying to appear dead, and not a threat to the bear. She's just made a big fall; it'll probably work. And if the bear still tries to attack a supposedly dead body, she'll hit it in the fucking nuts. Bears have nuts. They're mammals. It's fucking foolproof.