Name: Bywyn Dleimel Chillvein
Pronouns: It/Its
Backstory: Bywyn Dleimel Chillvein, more commonly called B. D. Chillvein, was born at some point to the more private-sector oriented portion of a highly politically powerful family. It immediately threw that all away to become alternately a wellness guru, an acupuncturist, a "holistic nutritionist", a panacea salesthing, and other things which boiled down to generalized mountebankery. It has made a career of defrauding the desperate, and now in a world and time with an internet connection, it can promise a cure for everything, whether through prayer, mysticism, or some so-called medicine with no active ingredients, and has rapidly began expanding its dubiously legal things market into the crypto and conspiracy sphere, seeing swarms of self-selecting marks advertising a willingness to buy into anything.
Personality: Always looking to get in on the grift, it hasn't confined itself to the wellness sphere. Back in its home world, it started an environmental organization just to abandon it at the first chance and endorse the polluters as a "former radical environmentalist." If there's a technically legal but dubiously ethical scam to pull of, it gets involved as soon as possible. A master of finding niches to scam in, B. D. burns through identities like Calming Incense Sticks (which it will sell you for an exorbitant price, along with a dish "blessed in the appropriate ways to guide the healing spiritual essences".) It often portrays any opposition to it as some vague government tyranny, or "THE MAN" covering up the cure to whatever ails the one it's selling to.
Strengths: B. D. is extremely charismatic and excellent at figuring out people's vulnerable moments to swoop in and prey upon their exposed wallets. Resultantly, they always have plenty of money on hand, and can talk people into buying pretty much anything. Its insistence on dressing like a historical mountebank lends it a massive air of legitimacy, because it's always dressed well (if a bit old-fashioned.) It also ties well into its newfound conspiracy angle.
Weaknesses: If someone becomes aware of the grift, and attempts to call B. D. out on it, the caller-out of the grift becomes subject to accusations of being a shill for some nebulous corrupt organization, or just a foolish doubter who's going to regret doubting. Needless to say, this means it makes enemies extremely easily, and doesn't so much burn bridges as blow them up and then put what's left through a woodchipper, then set the woodchips on fire before throwing the ashes into a blender, then dumping the blender contents into the ocean. (Then filter all the blended ash out of the ocean and sell the cleaned ocean water as a homeopathic cancer cure)
Favorite Youtube Channel: Its own, QuasiCryptoQueer, a deeply toxic and moderately successful (despite the rampant transphobia in the crypto and conspiracy communities alike) channel based around selling cryptocurrency pump-and-dump schemes (in which it uses its audience as the pump and dump alike), miscellaneous conspiracy theories, and fomenting a cult of gratefulness, as well as selling wellness products through its own store (which, to the few journalists who've noticed it, does not take crypto despite the channel endorsing cryptocurrency as the future of money that should see mass adoption any day now.) As for other channels it watches, it watches video-essayists of the one-to-three-hour kind mostly, even though most of them actively regularly attack its works.
Other: Good Morning, Mizheldtiv, and welcome to this video about how the deep state poisons both literal and figurative wells, and how to purge the toxins from the literal well poisoning from your body using this all-natural proprietary detox blend. Today's pump is going to be cd5192 Coin. Remember to get in right away if you don't want to be part of the dump. I'll be giving the signal on my twitter (@QuasiCryptoQueer) soon after this video goes up to dump. Remember, what the signal will be will be hidden in small chunks throughout the video, so watch all the way through! The first part of the code is "red glowies". Remember, those glowies deserve whatever punishments you can imagine. Second of however many coming up soon.
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Pronouns: It/Its
Backstory: Bywyn Dleimel Chillvein, more commonly called B. D. Chillvein, was born at some point to the more private-sector oriented portion of a highly politically powerful family. It immediately threw that all away to become alternately a wellness guru, an acupuncturist, a "holistic nutritionist", a panacea salesthing, and other things which boiled down to generalized mountebankery. It has made a career of defrauding the desperate, and now in a world and time with an internet connection, it can promise a cure for everything, whether through prayer, mysticism, or some so-called medicine with no active ingredients, and has rapidly began expanding its dubiously legal things market into the crypto and conspiracy sphere, seeing swarms of self-selecting marks advertising a willingness to buy into anything.
Personality: Always looking to get in on the grift, it hasn't confined itself to the wellness sphere. Back in its home world, it started an environmental organization just to abandon it at the first chance and endorse the polluters as a "former radical environmentalist." If there's a technically legal but dubiously ethical scam to pull of, it gets involved as soon as possible. A master of finding niches to scam in, B. D. burns through identities like Calming Incense Sticks (which it will sell you for an exorbitant price, along with a dish "blessed in the appropriate ways to guide the healing spiritual essences".) It often portrays any opposition to it as some vague government tyranny, or "THE MAN" covering up the cure to whatever ails the one it's selling to.
Strengths: B. D. is extremely charismatic and excellent at figuring out people's vulnerable moments to swoop in and prey upon their exposed wallets. Resultantly, they always have plenty of money on hand, and can talk people into buying pretty much anything. Its insistence on dressing like a historical mountebank lends it a massive air of legitimacy, because it's always dressed well (if a bit old-fashioned.) It also ties well into its newfound conspiracy angle.
Weaknesses: If someone becomes aware of the grift, and attempts to call B. D. out on it, the caller-out of the grift becomes subject to accusations of being a shill for some nebulous corrupt organization, or just a foolish doubter who's going to regret doubting. Needless to say, this means it makes enemies extremely easily, and doesn't so much burn bridges as blow them up and then put what's left through a woodchipper, then set the woodchips on fire before throwing the ashes into a blender, then dumping the blender contents into the ocean. (Then filter all the blended ash out of the ocean and sell the cleaned ocean water as a homeopathic cancer cure)
Favorite Youtube Channel: Its own, QuasiCryptoQueer, a deeply toxic and moderately successful (despite the rampant transphobia in the crypto and conspiracy communities alike) channel based around selling cryptocurrency pump-and-dump schemes (in which it uses its audience as the pump and dump alike), miscellaneous conspiracy theories, and fomenting a cult of gratefulness, as well as selling wellness products through its own store (which, to the few journalists who've noticed it, does not take crypto despite the channel endorsing cryptocurrency as the future of money that should see mass adoption any day now.) As for other channels it watches, it watches video-essayists of the one-to-three-hour kind mostly, even though most of them actively regularly attack its works.
Other: Good Morning, Mizheldtiv, and welcome to this video about how the deep state poisons both literal and figurative wells, and how to purge the toxins from the literal well poisoning from your body using this all-natural proprietary detox blend. Today's pump is going to be cd5192 Coin. Remember to get in right away if you don't want to be part of the dump. I'll be giving the signal on my twitter (@QuasiCryptoQueer) soon after this video goes up to dump. Remember, what the signal will be will be hidden in small chunks throughout the video, so watch all the way through! The first part of the code is "red glowies". Remember, those glowies deserve whatever punishments you can imagine. Second of however many coming up soon.
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