[Mafia] Close Circle 2

[Kennifer]

"Probably one of those same things as the 'medium size shoes'. Okay so either someone's really insistent on framing the cookie and got sloppy this time, Tom was going bald, or it's the cookie."

...she also thought that Lindsey specifically had red hair but wasn't gonna say this.

[PopcornPie]

"Well, if it's a frame job, then they even went through the trouble of hanging pieces of her hair around and makin' the place smell like strawberries." Lucky pointed to Strawberry Cookie's strands of hair.

Unfortunately, there wouldn't be much investigating to be done at her house because of the idiot destroying it. "My God, Laddie, that was like watching a Tasmanian devil in a china shop."

[Kennifer]

"What's that thing called when it's the obvious shit? Something razor? I mean if it's the cookie, which lines up with both crimes, we know they ain't alone but… god if someone's setting this shit up to frame them then they're doing an okay job. I'm just wondering if the cookie is one, if the other ones gonna fuck up later. And if it's not… well I know who I'm lookin at, you know?"

Mila is… kind of jabbering at this point and trying to work out her thoughts.

[Florien]

no no no, you don't get it. Of course the place smells like strawberries, because there's parts here. There's parts of everyone here. It'd smell like everyone. And alcohol.

Anyway that doesn't change my vote to execute strawberry, it's pretty obvious. And it's Occam's Razor, Mila.

[PopcornPie]

"Maybe it IS both. We got the pink hair, and the strawberry scent, but who left the other hairs? It can't be me, me fur's way too short. And yours is the wrong color."

[Caret]

Steve looks back at Strawberry's house and shrugs.

"Kids, this is always why <House Insurance Plans: Recommended by the pros!>! Besides, I have a <That Certain Feeling...> that either <Postal Guy> or <Strawberry Pop-Tart> killed <Baseball Gal> and <British animated web series character>! <Lindsey Graham>'s lovely (satirical usage) rants is what got My Savior! <Wrongfully Executed: 29 True Stories... (read more)> killed, while the <Confusing Evidence> we found keeps --->ing to <Real French Crepes>. <Suspect a Frame Job?> Who would put so much <Bloody Labour> into framing a <GODDAMN LIVING COOKIE>?"

[Kennifer]

"Yeah, that's it. Knew it was somethin about a razor."

Trying a different tack, Mila will attempt to find out…

>Does anyone smell more like alcohol than the others?

[Florien]

Who's the postal guy in this scenario? I can't parse your words very well and I probably don't have the... grounding to understand your references.

And don't compare me to a South Carolinian. There's nothing good that comes out of South Carolina. Nothing. Strom Thurmond, John Calhoun, and that's just senators.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Does anyone smell more like alcohol than the others? (Mila)

Uh-oh! Guess it's allergy season. Your sinuses get so stuffed up, you can't really smell anything.

[Weirdguy149]

Rambo decided to speak up at this time. "If yuh talkin' about a Pothtal Guy, I'm thinkin' tha's me. And nah, I didn't do nothin' last night."

[Caret]

"Lindsey! I met <Lindsey Buckingham>! To be <Honest> he could pass as that Dude from <Postal (video game series>, but... whatever!"

> how much do you smell like alcohol

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> how much do you smell like alcohol (Steve)

Doesn't seem like Lindsey has any.

[Kennifer]

Mila's going to blow her nose and then see...

>does the cookie smell of alcohol?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>does the cookie smell of alcohol? (Mila)

Hmm, looks like you do get a slight glimpse of the smell on the cookie...

[Kennifer]

"So, that's something. Maybe. Depends if anybody else's got any smell on 'em."

[Florien]

I assure you, the obvious choice is the obvious choice. It wasn't Spamton, so it's the cookie, I said. Now go along with me, and we can get this over with. Finish our work here, and I can go to a boss who pays me more than less than a thousand dollars per incredibly risky job with a high chance of death and other unpleasant things.

[Kennifer]

Mila, wanting to double check instead of immediately agreeing with someone she's not sure she can trust, is going to...

> once again try to see if anyone else smells of alcohol, starting with Jetstream Sam.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> once again try to see if anyone else smells of alcohol, starting with Jetstream Sam. (Mila)

Doesn't seem like Sam has any, nor does Lindsey.

[Kennifer]

"Not looking good for the cookie, if they're the only one smellin' of booze. So far, anyway."

>sniff Steve for alcohol just to be sure

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>sniff Steve for alcohol just to be sure (Mila)

You don't think he does.

[PopcornPie]

Lucky backs up nervously. With all the beer he guzzles, of course he has alcohol on his breath.

"I agree, lass. Unless you got the best possible alibi, it's you goin' to the crusher this time. Well? Better defend yourself really fuckin' fast!" Seriously, why wasn't the cookie trying to shift blame onto ANYONE else?

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Hey, can I just say something quick before I inevitably get thrown/voted out of existence into my inevitable demise?

Some dramatic (albeit unnecessary) silence...

Because Steve just going in, charging in and DESTROYING MY HOUSE, RUINING any evidence inside... That seems a bit SUS now, does it? ... ... ... Just saying.

Crepe just casually leans on a nearby wall, with a seeming smirk on their face... Even when threatened by death itself, Crepe continues to make their condescending and nonchalant nature evident...

[Florien]

Does it though?

Lindsey mimics the pause in a slightly mocking manner.

Like really, does it? That seems like a stretch. Like a really obvious stretch. I still think it's you. And there's already a lot of evidence against you. I mean, even that "no it was someone else really" is weak. Why Steve? That's based on what, one big failing of trying to kick down your door to stare at your things?

Do you have any logic to support this? Statistically speaking alone, it's best to execute you now.

[PopcornPie]

"Seriously, Steve, why did you do that? You made it so much harder to incriminate her..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

VOTING AS IT STANDS THUS FAR

Strawberry: 1 (Lindsey)

FOUR NEEDED TO EXECUTE