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[Mafia] Close Circle 2
"I hope you were payin' attention, lads! And when me leg's healed, I'll be even better!" Lucky strode back into the cul-de-sac, proud despite his bruises.
If you hear about someone putting characters through intense despair and misery, then that someone is probably me.
Pay attention to what?
...
Bad joke, perhaps.

Anyway, moving on, night is fast approaching, and two of ours are sitting around doing fuck all to secure this legal... what is this? It's not a corporation, I doubt the paperwork's been filed... Whatever, this group's position in the highly competitive market of entertainment and food service.

The point being that we should hope desperately that the cookie has an accident in the field and reveals their true colors (those colors being the yarddog colors, I should expect.)
I am the They who says it!
Tom, Strawberry, you have until tomorrow, so I suggest you move your asses and do your jobs now or you won't be paid for your work. You're not getting money for nothing, you feel me, players?

@Dookie @Despair's Archon of Memes Just another reminder to get it done by tomorrow
I like bananas. They're yellow.
1. Tom looks to Emery for weapons and armor. Specifically, a gun, a knife, and a piece of armor. If needed, he'll persuade him using the train job as evidence that he can kill people, and that putting weapons in his hands is not a bad idea.

2. Grab a vehicle, perhaps the one from the last one, and drive it until he can see the house. Then, he will park the vehicle far away enough from the house that it is not visible, and walk towards it with his weapons and armor.

3. His main plan will be the infiltrate through an upstairs window. He will start by checking the room for Yarddogs. If there are none, he will go in. If there are some, he will wait until they cannot see him, and creep into the room, and slit their throat silently. He will tip-toe through the house (And slit the throats of any Yarddogs he sees) until he gets to Charles. If the room is guarded, he will only then use his gun, and get him out after killing the Yarddogs.

4. After that, Charles will become Harvey Nottingham. Tom will have bought tickets to Vice City online using the Poopy Piss airlines app, and that's where Harvey will stay. He'll get in the vehicle he parked with Harvey, take him to the airport, and Harvey will be sent on a far-away journey to Vice City to start a new life.
(03-03-2022, 23:45:54 PM)Dookie Wrote: 1.      Tom looks to Emery for weapons and armor. Specifically, a gun, a knife, and a piece of armor. If needed, he'll persuade him using the train job as evidence that he can kill people, and that putting weapons in his hands is not a bad idea.

2. Grab a vehicle, perhaps the one from the last one, and drive it until he can see the house. Then, he will park the vehicle far away enough from the house that it is not visible, and walk towards it with his weapons and armor.

3. His main plan will be the infiltrate through an upstairs window. He will start by checking the room for Yarddogs. If there are none, he will go in. If there are some, he will wait until they cannot see him, and creep into the room, and slit their throat silently. He will tip-toe through the house (And slit the throats of any Yarddogs he sees) until he gets to Charles. If the room is guarded, he will only then use his gun, and get him out after killing the Yarddogs.

4. After that, Charles will become Harvey Nottingham. Tom will have bought tickets to Vice City online using the Poopy Piss airlines app, and that's where Harvey will stay. He'll get in the vehicle he parked with Harvey, take him to the airport, and Harvey will be sent on a far-away journey to Vice City to start a new life.

1. You scored yourself a a magnum, a combat knife and Kevlar bulletproof vest. In take, they are in order, a very powerful gun, a knife suitable for stabbing a motherfucker and a vest that should give you reliable protecting from gunfire. You are all good to go. (Rolled 8)

2. You steal a car from one of the neighboring houses and set off. You park the vehicle a good distance and head towards the house without incident. (Rolled 5 and 1+ for intelligence for 6)

3. They see you unfortunately and they come in by the numbers. But you do fight your way through, although you do get shot a couple times, but in nothing vital. It takes you a while before you can finally get to Charles. (Rolled 2 and 1+ for marksmanship for a total of 3

4. And you successfully led Charles, or should I say Harvey, to live his new life in Vice City. And you manage to take out the leads to his old identity. You are on a roll, despite a few dips in road. But your intelligence prevails. (Rolled 7 and 1+ for 8)

Tom has scored a total of 25 points.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
... Let's see... I think I'll go... Four!

1. Give me a few motorcycles and a few of your best drivers, too... Oh, and could you give me some backpacks, too?

Crepe, in a traditional mad mechanist movement, tries to go ahead and tune up one of the motorcycles... You know... Maybe boost its speed... an extra compartment for passengers/cargo... Anything that helps.

2. Using the motorcycles as well as the accompanying gang members, pursue the train as it's going along its path, match its speed and board the cargo train to steal the ever so precious loot...

3. Once Crepe and the others are on the train... They... Grab... EVERYTHING they can. Shove it all into the backpacks, of course.

4. Packed with all they can carry/grab, Crepe and the others carefully board the motorcycles again to make their escape and rendezvous to Emery's.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
(03-04-2022, 01:51:15 AM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote: ... Let's see... I think I'll go... Four!

1. Give me a few motorcycles and a few of your best drivers, too... Oh, and could you give me some backpacks, too?

Crepe, in a traditional mad mechanist movement, tries to go ahead and tune up one of the motorcycles... You know... Maybe boost its speed... an extra compartment for passengers/cargo... Anything that helps.

2. Using the motorcycles as well as the accompanying gang members, pursue the train as it's going along its path, match its speed and board the cargo train to steal the ever so precious loot...

3. Once Crepe and the others are on the train... They... Grab... EVERYTHING they can. Shove it all into the backpacks, of course.

4. Packed with all they can carry/grab, Crepe and the others carefully board the motorcycles again to make their escape and rendezvous to Emery's.

1. You not only gather a few of the best drivers and the motorcycles, your mechanical know-how manages to give a boost to the speed of all of the motorcycles and you manage to hook them all up with passenger cargo holds. You and your people are more than prepared. You could even start a motorcycle gang: Hell's Cookies, where the Cookies don't crumble; their foes do in their own brand of milk called blood.. You got yourself a bad-ass gang and bad-ass bikes to go along with them. (Rolled 8 and 1+ for mechanical attributes for a total of 9)

2. You manage to catch up with the speed of the train pretty well. There's none of that "All you had to do was follow the damn train, Cookie!" business. You keep up with it pretty well. And you and your people jump aboard. You do scuff a few crumbs off you as you land, but it's nothing that will keep you down. (Rolled 7 and 1- for constitution for a total of 6)

3. You damn near rob the train blind. Grabbing all the weapons, armor, other useful things needed to wage a gang war. You are all stocked up. (Rolled 8)

4. You and your people make it to the bikes. And while you do scuff your leg up when you land on your blind, it does hurt. But not bad enough where it stops you and your gang from arriving at Emery's with everything in tow. (Rolled 5 and 1- for constitution for 4)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie has scored a total of 27 points.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
And the work day is done! And the best performer among us today is Mila. So congratulations to her. She will stay in my den for the night and receive immunity. And you can all expect payment shortly.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Mila just looks relieved; not only did she not trust anyone here (and what happened with Spamton certainly didn't help) but pretty much everyone knew this now.

"Ah good, I should be able to actually get some sleep tonight without worrying someone's gonna off me."
Stupid doomed timeline...
Steve leans on the Spamton memorial and sighs.

"Where's all the <Norwegian Kroner>..."
"Right. I'm gonna be doin' a better job securin' myself for the night."

>Try to fortify his house.
If you hear about someone putting characters through intense despair and misery, then that someone is probably me.
>Try to fortify his house. (Lucky)

All you do is leave a few mousetraps around your doors and windows. That works, I suppose?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
And night reaches the hood.

DAYTIME COMES AGAIN SATURDAY, MARCH 5 AT 3 PM CST.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
AND DAYLIGHT COMES

You wake up to the sight of Sparxxx talking to a few officers of the Singleton Police Department. He sees the officers off as they all make their way into their cars and leave the area.

Damn cops are just looking for something to put me away. But it's not that simple. I know people on the force who will just let me off the hook and get me back out on the streets. You all feel me, players? Whatever, it's really none of your business what goes on between me and those fat pigs. You're just here for a job. But we have more pressing matters right now...
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Steve emerges from his house and stretches his arms. He also stretches his head, his legs, his neck...

"Let me <Make Educated Guesses>. Another <Big Homocide> got you down? <Call A Professional Investigator> today!"

> headcount
> headcount (Steve)

You notice Tom is missing, so you go search for him and you find him dead in his room, but on top of that, you've also stepped on some of the broken glass around the area and got some of it embedded into your skin and you're bleeding all over.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Mila comes out of the safe house, looking a lot better rested.

>who has done an aliven't?
Stupid doomed timeline...
"OH <Find Local Glass Pickeruppers>!"

> pick the glass out of you skin
"Well, fuck."

>how did he do an aliven't, then?
Stupid doomed timeline...
> pick the glass out of you skin (Steve)

You manage to pick it out but you're still bleeding.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
Crepe pops out of their house... seemingly even more tired than before... with noticable bags under their eyes...

... What is it now...

>join the others and investigate the glass shards
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
>how did he do an aliven't, then? (Mila)

You examined his body and you find that he has a mix of blunt force trauma to the head as well as glass shards in his head as well.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
>join the others and investigate the glass shards (Strawberry)

Yep, they sure are glassy.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
> Look for what the glass shard were broken off of.
Stupid doomed timeline...
"Why <Bleed Your Hearts Out, Ladies!> when you can <Learn How To Administer Self-Care in 11 Minutes> with <Nickelodeon's Blue's Clues>?

> look for some bandages and patch yourself


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