Life's a Beach 2

[PointMaid]

...Oh, and hut three, where if I'm not mistaken is where Yuffie is staying, formerly with Sephiroth. ...Although checking my memory I believe Henry and Yuffie were both already out of their huts before I checked the tape, so that could explain it, actually.

[Caret]

"Didn't <That Funny Stickmin> have an <Irrational Hatred> for <Crank Washington> right out of the gate? And that <Ninja Girl> clearly has <Search History> against the now-dead <Sexy Anime Guy>, so did she <Five Ways To Avoid Detection> and it worked?"

[PointMaid]

...I'm not sure what having a thing against the rich hotel guy tells us, if anything, if that's what you mean. And we caught Sephiroth for killing Eren, didn't we? Not sure how that's here or there either. You saying you think she framed him, and he was with the people who're killing folks just by chance anyway? I... suppose that's possible. Killing with your own weapon is a bit obvious.

[PointMaid]

Snakeweed just... sits down.

I'd like to solve these murders, especially Julia's... she was my roomate and she seemed nice. But it's your heads on the block here, not mine. None of you can kill me, and I can't vote either, I can just help you find the evidence and interpret it. You don't want it? It's on your heads.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The day will end tomorrow at 9 PM CST, so I suggest you all do something and now! Seriously, the most of you are the most worthless bunch of peons I've ever seen. These people are here to kill you and not any of you seem to care. Pathetic! At least the elf has been trying, which is more than I can say for the rest of you!

[Caret]

"<Fine!!!> Fine!!!! You want me to <Start A Bandwagon Now>, so be it! <No Refunds> if you try to <Condemn> me."

/vote Henry & Yuffie

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Votes:

Yuffie: (Steve)
Henry: (Steve)

Four to hammer

And Snakeweed cannot vote due to calling STUMP

[PointMaid]

She looks at Columbo. ...Elf?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

I shall also /vote Henry and Yuffie. I trust that whatever fate Steve brings upon us, it will end well. Whether it ends in justice or in his demise.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Votes:

Yuffie: (Steve, Ernesto)
Henry: (Steve, Ernesto)

Four to hammer

And Snakeweed cannot vote due to calling STUMP

You all still have a bit over four hours left to make a decision! The clock is ticking...

[Zanreo]

"Uh, I guess..."

>vote Henry and Yuffie

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Votes:

Yuffie: (Steve, Ernesto, Squid Girl)
Henry: (Steve, Ernesto, Squid Girl)

Four to hammer

And Snakeweed cannot vote due to calling STUMP

[PointMaid]

...I know, already. I can't vote. Yeesh.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

AHH! Another person here trying to claim a free vacation when they never even entered the contest! Get this clown out of here!

The staff take Shamspeare away and put him on a boat, where it takes off.

I don't know if we'll be getting a replacement for him or not, but there are still three more hours to go.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well then. I guess I'm not surprised not enough of you showed up and voted. Worthless bunch of ingrates, all of you! And we all might end up dying and it will all be on you! Should have hired a detective....

GWC angrily storms back into his mansion as night hits.

NIGHT PHASE IS NOW HERE AND THIS GAME WILL BE GOING ON A HIATUS.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Day comes and a ship pulls into the docks and blares loudly, letting everyone know it has arrived. And it's a surprise the ship can be heard at all considering all the turmoil happening around the island. All the workers under GWC protesting, saying how unfair it is GWC treated them so badly. Between his lack of people skills and his low pay, they're not happy. They're doing what they can to dismantle the island. It is turning into a riot. GWC walks up to the ones who have survived thus far.

These stupid ingrates are rebelling against me. They're destroying what makes this a great island. I've given them all jobs and some nice scenery and this is how they repay me! And because of this, I can no longer host this weekly vacation. This ship has arrived and you all need to go now before it gets worse.

[PointMaid]

...Kinda weird vacation, anyway. With all the death and so on.

Snakeweed boards the ship.

[Caret]

"<Leave This Hellhole> now??? Pal, <Before You Go>, I have to <Make Sure to Do The Thing>!!!! Call this <Very Small Thing> a <Courtesy Payment> for my patronage as <FirstAid2Go>!!!"

> take advantage of the chaos and try to lug off some of GWC's belongings to the boa

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Aight. See ya. I guess.

Henry... DOESN'T board the ship. Instead, they proceed to call a... certain familiar friend... A green helicopter comes into view, and a ladder lowers down for Henry to board the helicopter. The Helicopter proceeds to then fly alongside the ship...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> take advantage of the chaos and try to lug off some of GWC's belongings to the boa (Steve)

Just as Steve attempts to take some of GWC's gold, GWC is here to stop Steve.

What do you think you're doing? You're not taking any rewards with you. In fact, you will be hearing from my lawyer. I will sue you so bad, your family's bank accounts will be drained! Now get in the boat before I feed you to the sharks!

GWC then throws Steve into the ship.

[Dookie]

Day comes and a ship pulls into the docks and blares loudly, letting everyone know it has arrived. And it's a surprise the ship can be heard at all considering all the turmoil happening around the island. All the workers under GWC protesting, saying how unfair it is GWC treated them so badly. Between his lack of people skills and his low pay, they're not happy. They're doing what they can to dismantle the island. It is turning into a riot. GWC walks up to the ones who have survived thus far.

These stupid ingrates are rebelling against me. They're destroying what makes this a great island. I've given them all jobs and some nice scenery and this is how they repay me! And because of this, I can no longer host this weekly vacation. This ship has arrived and you all need to go now before it gets worse.

Dawn just watches and laughs.

"Well, it all finally came back to you...hopefully this'll teach you a lesson."