LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)

[Kennifer]

you will never guess who was on my bed and got the bees hugged out of her

(yes you will)

[Superjohn 2.0]

IS IT DUSTY?

[Kennifer]

in fact... it IS!

she's a good ket.

[MadeOfMilk]

thanks for drawing it for me Cus!! and Knife you might wanna update your signature

You're welcome, Cut!

[Superjohn 2.0]

Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on Just the Facts with your friend J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
Don't let him fool you, no, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's a disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There's an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole
This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control

[PointMaid]

*Clap*

[Superjohn 2.0]

I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
Our city's top committees won't investigate his alias
Sure Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
Who are we to say that our city should be trusted
To the flavour of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded
The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crimes
Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well he is one of mine
But was all in good intention that he went and undermined
We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
I'm sure every cop for miles, morale is out of sight
As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
So we ship ‘em off to prison when they level blocks in battle
On some package cruise for villains, plunging public funds for travel
Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is we're just saddled
So I ask you listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?

[Kennifer]

I ate an evil twin for dinner!

...okay not really.

[MadeOfMilk]

Me: Is about to order out
My school's cafeteria: Hey we've got General Tso's chicken today
Me: Fuck

[Superjohn 2.0]

I ate a lion.


I lied it was steak.

[MadeOfMilk]

Awwww the General Tso's chicken sucks, it's not even breaded.

Guess I'm ordering food later tonight

[madface7]

my mom is making breakfast for dinner

[Superjohn 2.0]

Non lethal? That's just fine!
He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
‘Til our city's window cleaners find
Them ten floors up in ten months time
But what's a few corpses glued onto roofs?
When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
The fact is this the impact of this damned arachnid
Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
Menageries of mad-men he manufactured
This hack is the last thing we need
Now sentient sand and Nazi bees!?
Lizards, wizards, can't we see?
That spider's like a damned disease!
Now call me traditional, I do things by the book
But if you like the truth my friend, well you can buy the book
Violence shook and sides were took yet some would let them off the hook
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep will follow crooks
You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
If it were up to me folks, if I truly had my way
I'd simply snap my fingers and they'd all just go away.

[Kennifer]

Internet pls behave.

[Superjohn 2.0]

You need to know how to properly discipline the Internet when it acts up.

[MadeOfMilk]

Oh shit page 90

I hope I become Mx. Page 100

[Superjohn 2.0]

(Starts sacrifices to get Custard as mx 100).

[MadeOfMilk]

...Well I won't be Mx. Page 100 if nobody's gonna post here

So yeah, post here

[Superjohn 2.0]

Don't worry, I have a idea for a post!

[Superjohn 2.0]

I'm going to bed now goodnight everyone (or morning if you're in a different timezone).

[MadeOfMilk]

On today's episode of Castle of Beasts everybody gets fucking drunk

[Dookie]

Hey guys sorry I was completley absent yesterday

[PointMaid]

Life happens, Dookie. :)

[wingedcatgirl]

understandable have a nice day

[Dookie]

Should I make a Nostalgia thread?