05-03-2021, 00:59:13 AM
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Stupid doomed timeline...
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LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)
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05-03-2021, 01:10:45 AM
Dusty was on my bed and got smooched, and then she went to eat some food :3
Stupid doomed timeline...
05-03-2021, 04:38:51 AM
my dual enrollment courses are DONEZO
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
05-03-2021, 07:39:42 AM
2000 posts yay
good fucking night You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
Citizens! It is a glorious day, for today is the day of the Glorious Revolution! We shall rise up and overthrow the tyranny of the broth soup! WE ALL KNOW THAT PUREE SOUPS ARE SUPERIOR! WE JUST HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT! People today are too cowardly to admit that other soups are dangerous. They let the soups enter our nation, and dilute our noble culture, the best culture, until it is no more. For we are the best soup culture, but we are always on the verge of collapse the moment the inferior soups get in. I hear they're more predisposed to crime and being lazy and stupid but are also super geniuses that are keeping us, the best soups, down!
I'd like to announce the formation of my new political movement, Fascism for soups. We believe that soups are fundamentally not equal and that certain kinds of soup should be executed to ensure the purity of future soup. Why is puree soup the best soup? Because fuck you that's why. Several years later... The fascism for soup movement has been incredibly successful. We have exterminated all the broth soups. Now, we must move on to the next class of vile soup miscreants. They may look like puree-blood soups, but remember, they're just as depraved and toxic in content as the broth soups were. I am, of course, talking about bisques! They are traitors to soupkind with their contaminated contents which aren't puree enough! Several years later again... The movement continues apace, but still there exist inferior soups! I am of course, talking about the dangerous non-pea soups! They are not Puree, they were NEVER puree! They have infiltrated the very ranks of our leadership, but we purged them there, and we will purge them elsewhere too! Just a couple years later this time... Today I talk to you about the vile, impuree soups in our ranks. The whole pea soup. Only split-pea soup is a puree soup! ONLY SPLIT-PEA SOUP! READY THE SOUP NUKES! Anyway, that's the story of the soup place of souplandia. They got destroyed when the other soup countries finally got their shit together and invaded, exiled, and disgraced the leaders. But lo, their actions were such that no one dared call anyone a soup-fascist for fear of being considered to be exaggerating, because surely no one could be THAT bad ever again. Surely that time a soup place became became a fascist soup place and nuked other places was a one-off thing that could never happen again in any soup place ever, and surely the forces that brought it into being couldn't still be at work. And everyone lived happily ever after and soup fascism never came back ever again for the rest of forever! Yay! : ) I am the They who says it!
05-03-2021, 11:26:51 AM
 walter
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed  
05-03-2021, 12:41:32 PM
Good morning everyone (or night if you're in a different timezone).
I can't think of anything clever.
05-03-2021, 13:24:18 PM
oh hey new avatar Ten!
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
05-03-2021, 13:34:22 PM
Welcome all my honored guests
To the ultimate duel With the best of the best At my invitation You come to compete For the honor of suffering The final defeat He doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he talks like a gentlemen Like you imagined when you were young And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
I can't think of anything clever.
A Space Odyssey
(this was my 2,001st post) You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
05-03-2021, 16:38:19 PM
now i'm thinking for the climax they're going to a sacred island for some ritual instead of some random atoll with a whirlpool in it
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
05-03-2021, 17:01:23 PM
Good morning, everybody.
Last night me and my family all watched a movie called Gregory's Girl, a 1980 Scottish movie about teen romances. I liked it. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
05-03-2021, 17:30:13 PM
Be warned, should you seek out this movie yourself, it is rather quirky in a Wes Anderson-meets-Yasujiro Ozu way. And very, very Scottish. You'll need subtitles.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
05-03-2021, 17:39:30 PM
doin' donuts on my neighbor's lawn
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
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