03-14-2021, 01:04:28 AM
There's a Dusty on my bed...
Stupid doomed timeline...
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LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)
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03-14-2021, 01:09:00 AM
Life. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
03-14-2021, 01:14:21 AM
"Wake the fuck up, samurai. My mom is letting us watch Family Guy as long as there isn't any sex in it."
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE 
03-14-2021, 01:29:10 AM
(03-13-2021, 22:23:46 PM)Florien Wrote:(03-13-2021, 18:36:11 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Wait, is Stilt man unavailable? Uh, pardon me, it's not Stilt-Man Woman, it's Lady Stilt-Man. Get it right. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:31:33 AM
"I haven't been this scared since that time I took Brock Lesnar's place in line while he used the bathroom".
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:34:01 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:29:10 AM)Clancy Wrote:NEVER! Getting it right would sully me further than knowing that they didn't even remove the Man part of Stilt Man when Stilt Man stopped being a Man.(03-13-2021, 22:23:46 PM)Florien Wrote:(03-13-2021, 18:36:11 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Wait, is Stilt man unavailable? I am the They who says it!
03-14-2021, 01:36:31 AM
got a big problem
im still at work got a smaller problem they may find the body soon "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-14-2021, 01:36:45 AM
Just keep thinking of ideas about my screenplay...
And then designing missions to Uranus instead. You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
03-14-2021, 01:40:35 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:34:01 AM)Florien Wrote:(03-14-2021, 01:29:10 AM)Clancy Wrote: Uh, pardon me, it's not Stilt-Man Woman, it's Lady Stilt-Man. Get it right.NEVER! Getting it right would sully me further than knowing that they didn't even remove the Man part of Stilt Man when Stilt Man stopped being a Man. In all fairness to whoever created Lady Stilt-Man, she was intended to be a joke from the start. Poor old OG Stilt-Man had the misfortune of being presented seriously, and then becoming a joke because c'mon, Stilt-Man? Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:41:24 AM
So I just learned that The punisher killed Stilt Man, but before that he shot a rocket launcher at Stilts crotch.
Comics are weird. And funny.
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:42:02 AM
Not my hands Someone else on the Talking Heads subreddit You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
03-14-2021, 01:42:23 AM
OG stilt-man is amazing though, he's capitalizing on a whole untapped crime market! Low flying aircraft, helicopters, and rooftop parties!
He should be taken seriously! His super weapons are normal grenades and guns! Because those are the weapons of a REAL criminal! I am the They who says it!
03-14-2021, 01:44:28 AM
Stilt Man died as he lived, a joke.
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:45:40 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:41:24 AM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: So I just learned that The punisher killed Stilt Man, but before that he shot a rocket launcher at Stilts crotch. Or at least they used to be. I choose to interpret that scene as the Marvel writers putting on their big boy pants and pretending they're all grown-up now (the Punisher), and therefore deciding to put all of the Silver-Age fun and wackiness (Stilt-Man) behind them. DAMN YOU MARVEL AND YOUR BIG BOY PANTS!!! Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:46:51 AM
oh there's been an attempted murder in my shop
a couple crows flew in
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-14-2021, 01:47:37 AM
Nothing says mature like a rocket launcher to the crotch.
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:48:19 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:46:51 AM)Kennifer Wrote: oh there's been an attempted murder in my shop Hmm... maybe you should get a scarecrow? Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:49:21 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:48:19 AM)Clancy Wrote:(03-14-2021, 01:46:51 AM)Kennifer Wrote: oh there's been an attempted murder in my shop Preferably not Jonathan Crane.
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:50:52 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:49:21 AM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote:(03-14-2021, 01:48:19 AM)Clancy Wrote:(03-14-2021, 01:46:51 AM)Kennifer Wrote: oh there's been an attempted murder in my shop Or the lesser-known Marvel Scarecrow, Ebenezer Laughton. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:52:09 AM
I'm more of a DC comics fan, I'll admit.
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:53:44 AM
Or the other Marvel Scarecrow, otherwise known as the Straw Man.
![[Image: 126949-173174-straw-man.jpg]](https://static5.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/4744/126949-173174-straw-man.jpg)
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
03-14-2021, 01:55:16 AM
Did he ever have any political beliefs?( Booed and pelted with tomatoes).
I can't think of anything clever.
03-14-2021, 01:59:19 AM
(03-14-2021, 01:52:09 AM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: I'm more of a DC comics fan, I'll admit. Understandable - while Marvel comics are just the right balance of faux-realistic and fun, DC comics at their best tend to be more lighthearted and idealistic than Marvel. Partly because DC has Superman, a character so emblematically good that even dark-and-edgy comics writers like Warren Ellis and Mark Millar love him. Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
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