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(03-01-2021, 21:20:40 PM)madface7 Wrote: Yes.
My humanity is entirely gone. Only cat is left behind.
The cutest kind of transhumanism.
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03-01-2021, 21:38:31 PM
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...I regret nothing.
I don't understand any of this... I'm in a world of complete insanity...
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(03-01-2021, 21:38:31 PM)Despair's Archon of Memes Wrote: ...I regret nothing.
Reject humanity, become hot british vampire.
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(03-01-2021, 21:39:32 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Reject humanity, become hot british vampire.
Reject humanity, become Spike!
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well I mean I'm already a vampire so now I just need to become hot and British.
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Or alternatively, reject humanity and become a tall lady vampire.
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03-01-2021, 21:49:24 PM
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You could also be hot and Eastern European.
Hotness is necessary for modern vampires, unless you're going old school.
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(03-01-2021, 21:49:24 PM)Superjohn 2.0 Wrote: Hotness is a necessary for modern vampires, unless you're going old school.
Reject humanity, become Count Orlok!
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is 5'7" tall enough or should I cheat and put on high heels?
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(03-01-2021, 21:52:21 PM)Kennifer Wrote: is 5'7" tall enough or should I cheat and put on high heels?
Just get some stilts.
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Lol that works too.
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(03-01-2021, 21:52:21 PM)Kennifer Wrote: is 5'7" tall enough or should I cheat and put on high heels?
No, you need to be taller. I recommend push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of blood.
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100 pushups!
100 situps!
100 cups of blood!
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mmmm, blood...
damn it now I'm thirsty
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By the way, this may sound out of left field, but what are your opinions on body horror, especially the more visceral types (The Thing, Resident Evil etc.)? I myself am oddly fascinated by monstrous bodily mutation and transformation.
And if you must know, the reason this came to mind was all the talk about blood.
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It can be interesting and very chilling if done well, like a lot of horror tropes. Oddly it's not one of the things I tend to seek out intentionally but if it happens it's like "Huh ok that was pretty cool".
and mmm blood...
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Body horror can be the creepiest horror for me.
Probably why I like The Thing.
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03-01-2021, 22:21:01 PM
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Speaking of body horror and vampires, there's a film called Society that you may find interesting, Oz. Its premise is basically, "what if the rich and powerful were literally soulless monsters feeding off of the lower classes?"
And I think that's interesting because that's the basic premise behind vampires. They're usually portrayed as cultured aristocrats living in decadent, decaying castles, who only go out to feed off of the local peasants who live in fear of them (when they're not revolting with torches and pitchforks in hand). And they're often hyper-sexual, too. Society is basically a modern updating of the vampire legends of old, where the monsters are upper-class yuppies who are secretly shapeshifting, cannibalistic, sexually depraved monsters.
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I've heard of The Society, mostly from the Dead Meat episode.
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Not that you're a cannibalistic, sexually depraved monster, Oz. Just the creepy, psychopathic vampires of legend, which you are definitely not.
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Mothman, there's no need to feel down
I said Mothman lift that man off the ground.
OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Hehe.
Sounds interesting, at any rate.
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might play some taiko later
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Awwww I love Mothman
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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got some dinner cooking
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