Item Drop

[awe921]

oh no! you just got slain by the below troubadour!

what do you drop on death, and how does the below troubadour react to your loot?

rinse and repeat.

i drop a 'thank you' note.

[madface7]

I press F to pay respects.

I drop a chicken hat cosmetic.

[TenOfSwords13]

Seriously? A chicken hat? Who in their right mind would use this? This is completely useless!
... >equip

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I drop a brick

[PointMaid]

...I either air out the room, or help with the masonry.

I drop the bass line.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

HM... This is funkin'...

I drop a giant book of memes.

[KungFuCutbug]

holy shit, is this—is this every meme that's ever existed? oh my god—wait, no, I AM God! muahahahahaaaaa!

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I drop a pair of scissors

[Kennifer]

Thanks, I needed these to trim my bangs!

I drop a Dusty plushie.

[Zanreo]

Awww, yes! Thanks! *hugs plush*

I drop a laser pointer.

[Subparman]

I pick it up, look at it, and turn it on AUUUGUGHHHH GODM Y EEEEYEEEEEESSSSSS

I drop a Minecraft sword.

[moefoxes]

Oh cool! Woah, Diamond? Aw dangit, it's almost completely broken!

I drop a sketchbook.

[madface7]

I scribble a bunch of genitalia in it.

I drop the bass (the fish)

[Kennifer]

Guess I'll clean and filet this and cook it!

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I drop a large ball of purple yarn.

[Dookie]

I make a purple sweater.

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I drop a guitar.

[KungFuCutbug]

I think my stepdad will appreciate this!

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I drop my tablet

[madface7]

Beep boop, time to download Discord and vibe with my friend Cutbu... oh, wait, they're dead

I drop a pendulum.

[noodlesnook]

now i just need a suitably sized pit...

i drop a pile of ancient-looking books and manuscripts.

[awe921]

i touch them, but realize they were from 2004, which was 19 years ago. i fade away into dust from how old i feel...

... leaving behind a pile of ashes for the next troubadour to pick up.

[josh6243]

I accidentally inhale awe921's ashes and choke to death.

I drop my living will and testament. One of the clauses states that the next person to pick this up will get my inheritance.