Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

Update should be coming soon!

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES... AFTER A LONG WHILE.

BATTLE MUSIC: Pink Soldiers - Squid Game

Hey everyone, it's Whistle again after a long break due to some unspecified illness that she took too long to figure out! Unfortunately, with the protocols in place, I am unable and unwilling to take individual screenshots, so a play-by-play will need to take place as well!

NIGHT II
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• And here comes Weekly's monthly race song, sung to a literal planet Neptune. WOWIE.
  
• Victoria going the way of Pringles, Microsoft, Discord, and more!
  
• Help, Blaine's a rock! Benny doesn't care.
  
• Help, KMIY're rocks! Boris doesn't care.
  
• Phoenix holds no punches against Boimler, especially not when thinking about pissing him off.
  
• Now was Hallie's chance to be a [FAR SHOT] against Chell. That mutation must have been really beneficial...
  
• Ah yes, Hyacinth taking a break and playing a video game and not starving to death...
  
• Dr. Frankie realizes things aren't completely Peachy keen.
  
• Polish Cow is with us now. Laughing at us.
  
• Coca-Cola x Minus Eleted? Interesting pairing, especially considering the shapeshifting thing.
  
• I sense another ship coming along, and it's got a big Fortune of Chels.
  
• Oxana, I don't think you know exactly how water works. Now you've just thrown four damn people, including the games' creator, into a poisonous grave!

So... yeah... with those shocking developments in store, I'm sure there's nothing more that can be said, right?

Right????

DAY III
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• Weekly acting meekly after his weekly Wednesday salami sales stint.
  
• Ah yes, planets playing god. Somehow it's actually pretty cute.
  
• Polish Cow must have gotten new arms, hasn't it?
  
• KMON, KMIY. COOK SOMETHING GOOD.
  
• Hallie has mutated... a rifle. Assault Type Thomas is displeased with this goopy development.
  
• A triple fight... that ends in Ensign Boimler killing Magna!
  
• Peach, always having the best time, and Benny being petty after that thing.
  
• Oxana getting her just desserts from that whole thing, with a can of Coke to boot.
  
• Fortune can't buy happiness.
  
• Victoria is no longer victorious and thus must forage for food herself.
  
• Ah yes, Phoenix in the self-zona.
  
• I wonder what Boris shall see?
  

THE FALLEN
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[b]Chell, Ayumi, Hypno, Gorgeous Freeman, President Snow, Magna[/b]

And I've just realized I'm behind on my schedule, so we're doing a

DOUBLE UPDATE!

BATTLE MUSIC: You're Too Slow - SilvaGunner

I'm losing track! And sleep!

NIGHT III
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• Unlock the doctor's secret. Frankie stood up and crashed into a car momentarily.
  
• Neptune, Weekly, Phoenix, and Minus get devices that purportedly allow people to float...
  
• ...but actually end up turning Coke, KMIY, Boris, Thomas, and Victoria's faces into moose faces.
  
• Hyacinth being a parent at, like, young!
  
• Oxana, incapacitated from attack, now can survive dangerous stunts.
  
• Sleep-shifting. That is all.
  
• Chel does a little upgrading.
  

A surprisingly uneventful night, aside from the moose-facing thing.

Let's see if that changes when the sun rises...

DAY IV
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• Minus almost falling off... but then coming right back up.
  
• Hallie taking advantage of elements of their own reality that were unseen up until this point. And jeez, Blaine's taken a ton of abuse...
  
• Fortune ain't got fortunate news from Thomas...
  
• Oxana really abusing loopholes here, huh?
  
• Neptune gets some cool new devices, alongside three of the moose-faced.
  
• Boimler pulling no punches for the spirit realm. Goodbye Dr. Frankie, we wish you well.
  
• Chel does a little robbing.
  
• Weekly takes it meekly, yet again.
  
• Victoria, pretty sneaky!
  
• Princess of the cows, everyone. Glomp!
  
• Hey Benny, a low expiration date is good, right? Right?
  

THE FALLEN
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Dr. Frankie

Well, we hope you enjoyed this rushed double update. I hope to see you again soon. As always, this is Whistle from SNL, signing out.

And maybe she can't continue this, she doesn't know just yet. It really depends.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Damn, my girl Frankie had to die... come on, Blaine, pull through!

[PowerStroke6001]

I can see Benny randomly saying hi to a rock.

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Chateau - The Matrix Reloaded

Hey, it's Whistle again with SNL. Strange, I still exist!

NIGHT IV
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the events

• Hy didn't start the fire, it's been always turning since the world's been burning...
  
• Ah yes, VicBorian times!
  
• Boimler, what a hypocrite. Either that or you've learned from your mistakes...
  
• In Poland, Coca-Cola drinks you, Phoenix!
  
• Maybe Chel shouldn't interrupt Weekly during his rehearsal sessions. They happen on a, uh... hourly basis.
  
• Minus.
  
• Hallie doing as they do best and... forgetting about their mutation. We're lucky Benny wasn't around to hear.
  
• KMIY, in their incredible might, finally finish off Oxana after she used so much loophole abuse that it was just... gone.
  
• Peach, acting unusually monstrous against the train. But it will have its vengeance... after somehow surviving.
  
• Mmmmph? Mmmph! MMMMMMMMMMMM
  

DAY V
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the events

• Hey, why should we take advice from a psychotic astronaut?
  
• Victoria takes matters into her own hands and kills President Snow. Again... after he was apparently poisoned by the water supply. Wow, this is getting very, uh... Squiddy.
  
• Boris' name is Judge. Blaine spontaneously combusts, but miraculously manages to survive.
  
• Fortune must have learned sign language incredibly quickly.
  
• A Weekly cookie.
  
• Neptune is incredibly frustrated, so much so that Hallie just wants to give it their candy to shut it up. Neptune's not Neptune when it's hungry, apparently.
  
• Look on the bright side, you kids. It's chocolate with cookies and cream!
  
• Boimler, the brave ensign, is berried.
  
• Looks like Peach's scheme worked; Thomas annihilated himself trying to get vengeance!!!!!!
  

THE FALLEN
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Phoenix Wright, Oxana, Bradward Boimler, Assault Type Thomas

NIGHT V
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the events

• Weekly goes out in the strangest, meekest way. He does it minutely.
  
• The four are in Zathura, aren't they?
  
• Don't you have a lot of money already, Fortune? What's the point of getting mo-- oh.
  
• Green light... red light! Green light... red light! Green light... red light! That's how we know that Hy, Coke, and Krowa are dead, as well as a ton of the others. Such a shame.
  
• The vending-machine trilogy comes to a harrowing conclusion... with Benny wondering whether to give up his mechanical arm or not.
  
• Are those Oxana's skeletons?
  
• Don't worry, the moral geography Blaine stands compares Chel superior.
  

FEAST
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the feast

• Fortune has no mouth and they must scream.
  
• Benny has chosen his arm.
  
• Boris has ill judgment against Blaine.
  
• Hallie's comin' for you, Minus. Well, they already have.
  
• KMON KMIY, THAT'S JUST OXANA'S SKELETON TORTURING YOU.
  
• Victoria is no longer victorious.
  
• Isn't Neptune already a planet anyway?
  
• Chel is now a shell of a person, I don't it's great to put meat back on the menu.
  

DAY VI
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the events

• Wait... who's Neptune?
  
• Of course, Boris wins.
  
• Isn't Benny stuck in a vending machine?
  

THE FALLEN
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[b]Weekly, Hyacinth, Coca-Cola, Polish Cow, Blaine, Minus Eteled, KMIY, Victoria, Chel

Oh boy... it's gonna be a sprint to the finish. Whistle from SNL, signing out.

[Dookie]

And I'm out

[Billy5545]

Same Dookie

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Same to Dookie and Billy

[wingedcatgirl]

Go Hallie!

[Whistle]

Hey wait a minute, would it be a good idea to post HGS-related art on this thread or is it better relegated to the server?

[Zanreo]

Why not post it in the art thread?

[Whistle]

Okay, I'll see about making sure people are aware that they are able to do that.

[PowerStroke6001]

Benny helps someone get their vending machine snacks... and then gets stuck in one. Maybe he got out again because he's tiny, who knows? :P

[~okami~]

rip

[Whistle]

AND SO END THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Bishop's Countdown - Aliens

Whistle here with SNL, ashamed to see the end of this whole games! She is sorry that this has taken so long, but the finish is here to stay! With only six players left, it's anyone's guess what happens now! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!

NIGHT VI
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DAY VII

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semifinals

in the eeeeeeeeevenin'

• Neptune's got a taste for fortune, fame, and boxcars. But it doesn't know that yet!!
  
• Go Hallie! Go Hallie! Go Hallie! ...No! Hallie!
  
• Poor Boris.
  
• Benny suddenly feels regret for shivving four people playing dead. So long in the SPACESHIP!! in the sky.
  

in the mooooooooornin'

• Fortune has a game of dogs. Such a wonderful thought.
  
• Neptune takes matters into its own hands, avenging Hallie by taking on a poetic kill, just like its namesake. Beautiful.
  

LE DANSE FINALE
(NIGHT VII, DAY VIII)
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the tasty trio

• (night)
  Fortune charges for the castle!!!
  (morning)...And then is eaten by a horde of fire ants.
  
• Boris, unaware, decides to take matters into his own hands and destroy the eighth planet with all his might, no matter what!!!!
  ...And as the gas from Neptune's old system disperses, Boris survives, protected merely by bandages.
  

THE FALLEN
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Hallie Matthews, Apocalypseburg Benny, Princess Peach, Neptune, Fortune Boxcars

THE VICTOR
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Boris from B-Doe-1998.

VICTORY MUSIC: Time - Inception

PLACEMENTS

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rank

1. Boris (B-Doe-1998, 4 kills)
   
2. Fortune Boxcars (awe921, 0 kills)
   
3. Neptune (Whistle, 1 kill)
   
4. Princess Peach (HypeKitty1, 4 kills)
   
5. Apocalypseburg Benny (PowerStroke9001, 4 kills)
   
6. Hallie Matthews (wingedcatgirl, 2 kills)
   
7. Chel (~okami~, 0 kills)
   
8. Victoria Haltson (Dookie, 0 kills)
   
9. KMIY (Zanreo, 3 kills)
   
10. Minus Eteled (SomeLibre, 0 kills)
    
11. Blaine Crockett (Matthew, 0 kills)
    
12. Polish Cow (Oggy123, 4 kills)
    
13. Coca Cola (TheSleepyDreepy45, 1 kill)
    
14. Hyacinth Scott (Dookie, 1 kill)
    
15. Weekly (GoldenCityBird, 0 kills)
    
16. Assault Type Thomas (Billy5545, 1 kill)
    
17. Bradward Boimler (Whistle, 2 kills)
    
18. Oxana (ThatIdiotMan, 4 kills)
    
19. Phoenix Wright (The Map Maker, 1 kill)
    
20. Dr. Francine Frankenstein (Matthew, 0 kills)
    
21. Magna (ThatIdiotMan, 1 kill)
    
22. President Coriolanus Snow (MisterJake, 1 kill)
    
23. Gorgeous Freeman (B-Doe-1998, 0 kills)
    
24. Hypno (SomeLibre, 0 kills)
    
25. Ayumi Tachibana (HypeKitty1, 0 kills)
    
26. Chell (~okami~, 0 kills)
    
27. The Nightmare (wingedcatgirl, 0 kills)
    
28. Katniss Everdeen (Billy5545, 1 kill)
    
29. Bob Belcher (Kennifer, 0 kills)
    
30. Fawful (Zanreo, 0 kills)
    
31. Hercules (Guma, 1 kill)
    
32. Taylor (PowerStroke9001, 0 kills)
    
33. Gold (Guma, 0 kills)
    
34. President Snow Statue (MisterJake, 0 kills)
    
35. Miles Edgeworth (The Map Maker, 0 kills)
    
36. Linda Belcher (Kennifer, 0 kills)
    
37. John Blacksad (GoldenCityBird, 0 kills)
    
38. Rain (awe921, 0 kills)
    
39. Pepsi (TheSleepyDreepy45, 0 kills)
    
40. Crab Rave (Oggy123, 0 kills)
    

Well well, this has been Whistle with Slaughter Night Live, signing off for the final time. Such a shame with all this loss, but whatever. Whoever won has gotten... prestige. That's always nice, isn't it? Anyway, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

ALL DEAD, ALL DEAD
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We shall encourage artistic contributions to your tributes as well, if you so wish.

[Guma]

Grampus (he/him, safe) (Tugs)
Bo Burnham (he/him, safe) (real life; pic from Inside)

[Dookie]

Calvin (Male, Red)


Hobbes (Male, Animal, Safe)

[wingedcatgirl]

Hallie cursed their killer with fourth place >:V

(Will think of tributes later)

[PowerStroke6001]

Randomly picking from my long tribute list, I choosen Wy-Six and Jay-Ten. Pretty sure they're safe.

EDIT: Just saw that Benny got tied for most kills! Congrats to the tiny tyrant! >:D

[GoldenCityBird]

Arepo (female, safe, Critter Coven)

Yaz Khan (female, safe, Doctor Who)

[wingedcatgirl]

Jade& Leclair (they/them, 17, Miraculous Ladybug OC)

Orby (they/them, safe, source is whatever the fuck this is)

[Kennifer]

More Bob's Burgers characters! Will they outlast their parents?

Tina Belcher (female, yellow (age 13))

Gene Belcher (male, orange (age 11)).

[The Map Maker]

I'm going to nominate my unused TVT HGS reserves here.

Huang (Original Character, Male)

Chiaki Nanami (Yellow Flag, Female)

[Whistle]

Shotaro Kaneda (Kaneda) (he/him, yellow)

Seong Gi-hun (Gi-hun) (he/him, safe, death picture)

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

I just watched Planes, Trains, and Automobiles the other day, so...why the heck not:
Neil Page
Del Griffith
Both male and safe