Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[ThatIdiotMan]

Magna (Female, Safe)
Oxana (Female, Safe)

[Billy5545]

Katniss Everdeen (Yellow, as she's 17-18 as of the end of Mockingjay, but before the distant finale. From The Hunger Games) and Assault Type Thomas (Safe, as Thomas himself is a sentient train that acts like an adult. From this video)

Events (30)

• (Player1) awaken(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) magical ey(e/e/e/e/es each1) and gain(s/s/s/s/1) access to six special abilities. [TypeA1] then split(s/s//s/1) them into six clones of [typeE1], each clone holding a specific ability. (Work spoiler: Naruto
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) attacked by a bear, who rips (a/a/a/a/1) par(t/t/t/t/ts1) of the survival guid(e/e/e/e/es1) (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) carrying when [typeA1] tr(ies/ies/y/ies/y1) to read (it/it/it/it/them1), before returning (it/it/it/it/them1). [TypeA1] then (acts/acts/act/acts/act1) like (a parent/a parent/a parent/a parent/parents1) to the bear by saying, "Go to your room. Why can't you be more like your brother?". The bear then gets away as it's revealed the e in "play dead" got ripped off as "play dad" by the bear.
  
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) get drunk and play a horror game. (Player7) then (tries/tries/tries/tries/try7) to scare them off by transforming [typeE7] into the game's monster.
  
  
• As (Player1) (walks/walks/walks/walks/walk1) through the valley of the shadow of death, [typeA1] (takes/takes/take/takes/take1) a look at [typeC1] life and realize there's not much left, 'coz [typeA1]('s/'s/'ve/'s/'ve1) been blastin' and laughin' so long, that even [typeC1] mama thinks that [typeC1] mind is gone.
  
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) force (Player3) and (Player4), and (Player5) and (Player6) respectively to join an eating contest that is held in a restaurant, with the reward being free food for life. (Player1) even threaten(s/s/s/s/1) (Player3) and (Player4) with harm should they lose. (Boruto. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) (seals/seals/seals/seals/seal1) (a/a/a/a/2) par(t/t/t/t/ts2) of (Player2)'s sou(l/l/l/l/ls2) in (one/one/one/one/each one1) of (Player2)'s hands after summoning a demon. (Player1) then (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) and (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) sealed inside the demon alongside the soul piec(e/e/e/e/es2) of (Player2), while (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) left unable to use the sealed han(d/d/d/d/ds2). (Work spoiler:Naruto)
  
  
• (Player1) (pricks/pricks/pricks/pricks/prick1) [typeC1] (finger/finger/finger/finger/fingers1) on a fig tree while attending (Player2)'s deal-making class, causing a magical fig tree to sprout in front of (Player1)'s camp. (Player2) then (discovers/discovers/discovers/discovers/discover1) that it is tied to (Player1)'s life and each word (Player1) (speaks/speaks/speaks/speaks/speak1) will cause a leaf to fall off, meaning (Player1) will die if all the leaves are gone. (A Thousand Words)
  
  
• (Player1) (kidnaps/kidnaps/kidnaps/kidnaps/kidnap1) (Player2) and (Player3) after (Player3) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill3) (Player4) by executing [typeB4] with a gunshot, nonfatally shooting (Player2) at [typeC2] (stomach/stomach/stomach/stomach/stomachs2). (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) then released after (Player3) (does/does/does/does/do3) a favor for (Player1). (Player2) soon (calls/calls/calls/calls/call2) (Player3) to buy [typeB2] adult diapers due to [typeC2] injury. (Grand Theft Auto IV)
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) caught in a death trap where [typeA1] will get lowered and then sliced apart by a spiral spinning blade surrounding [typeB1] unless if [typeA1] can stop the motorcycle powering it. (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage2) to do so by jamming the chain using a bar, only for the bar to slip, restarting the blade and slicing (Player1) apart into (a fleshy spring/a fleshy spring/a fleshy spring/a spring/fleshy springs1). Game over. (Jigsaw)
  
  
• As (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) about to be ground by a meat grinder thanks to (Player2), [typeA1] (says/says/say/says/say1), "Hey, (I/I/I/I/We1) ain't even gonna make (a tasty hamburger/a tasty hamburger/a tasty hamburger/a tasty hamburger/tasty hamburgers1)! (I/I/I/I/We1) only drink broccoli juic(e/e/e/e/es1)!" (Grand Theft Auto V. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) make(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) virtual natio(n/n/n/n/ns1) on a website.
  
  
• (Player1) bur(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) [typeC1] hopes and dreams in a graveyard, with (a/a/a/a/1) headston(e/e/e/e/es1) marking (it/it/it/it/them1). (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
  
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) so skilled in making [typeC1] favorite food that everything [typeA1] coo(k/k/k/k/ks1) magically transforms into [typeC1] favorite food. (SpongeBob SquarePants. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) do a sesame seed in a jar counting contest that (Player7) host(s/s/s/s/1). (Player6) win(s/s/s/s/1) and get(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) burge(r/r/r/r/rs1). (SpongeBob SquarePants. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) dragged by [typeC1] own ca(r/r/r/r/rs1) that (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are) stealing into clams, cheese graters, and educational radio. [TypeA1] survive(s/s/s/s/1). (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
  
• (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) dragged by [typeC1] own ca(r/r/r/r/rs1) that (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are) stealing into clams, cheese graters, and educational radio. [TypeA1] die(s/s/s/s/1).
  
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) are accused of stealing a pearl and get pelted with peanuts by every tribute, before (Player3) reveal(s/s/s/s/3) that it was (Player4) who did it. (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
  
• (Player1) discover(s/s/s/s/1) that [typeC1] camp is situated within an oil field. [TypeA1] then turn(s/s//s/1) the area around [typeC1] camp into an oil extraction place. (Oggy and the Cockroaches)
  
  
• (Player1) plan(s/s/s/s/1) to build a highway through the Arena to disadvantage (Player2), without regards to the enviroment. (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
  
• (Player1) argue(s/s/s/s/1) with (Player2) after the former complain(s/s/s/s/1) about the latter's haircut to [typeB1]. (Player2) then punch(es/es/es/es/2) (Player1) while still holding (a/a/a/a/2) razo(r/r/r/r/rs2), which accidentally slash(es/es/es/es/2) (Player1)'s throa(t/t/t/t/ts1). Fortunately, (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) taken to a hospital on time.
  
  
• (Player1)'s ca(r/r/r/r/rs1) explode(s/s/s/s/1) after (Player2) accidentally strike(s/s/s/s/2) (a/a/a/a/2) golf bal(l/l/l/l/ls2) into the exhaus(t/t/t/t/ts1). (Mr. Bean. Nonfatal as P1 isn't/aren't inside the car.)
  
  
• (Player1)'s ca(r/r/r/r/rs1) get(s/s/s/s/1) crushed by a passing tank while (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) eating (a/a/a/a/1) cupcak(e/e/e/e/es1). (Mr. Bean. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) paint(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] camp using a paint can and a dynamite, as well as covering objects with newspapers to prevent them from being stained. (Mr. Bean)
  
  
• (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) (a/a/a/a/2) giant pil(l/l/l/l/ls2) that (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) forced to swallow. (Player2) (is/is/is/is/are2) somehow able to do so. (SpongeBob SquarePants. Also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) order(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) to paint [typeC1] camp. [TypeA1] then threaten(s/s/s/s/1) to cut off both of their butts and hang(s/s/s/s/1) them on [typeC1] fireplace should they fail. (SpongeBob SquarePants)
  
  
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) storm a secret military base, only to get killed.
  
  
• (Player1) fire(s/s/s/s/1) a literal missile toe and a literal missile fist on (Player2), but they miss.
  
  
• (Player1) fire(s/s/s/s/1) a literal missile toe and a literal missile fist on (Player2), which hit and kill [typeB2].
  
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) make (a/a/a/a/3) nasty patt(y/y/y/y/ies3) to succesfully knock out (Player3). (SpongeBob SquarePants. Nonfatal and also in Feast)
  
  
• (Player1) and (Player2) make (a/a/a/a/3) nasty patt(y/y/y/y/ies3) to knock out (Player3), but (it/it/it/it/they3) fail(s/s/s/s/3). (Also in Feast)
  

[GoldenCityBird]

John Blacksad (Surname nickname)

Weekly

Both male, both safe, both from Blacksad

[awe921]

Fortune Boxcars (M, safe)
Rain (they/them, height & general size of someone in Orange, therefore will be assumed as such. sorry short people, i dont make the rules )

[Dookie]

Hyacinth (Female, Safe, Main)

Victoria (Female, Safe, Reserve)

[Kennifer]

I don't think you need reserves in this one because there's more slots and fewer players so you can just nominate two characters.

Bob Belcher (male, safe)

Linda Belcher (female. safe)

[PowerStroke6001]

That's what I meant, I've been so accustomed to being guaranteed two tributes per season so I'm renominating my split teams here. Anyway, for the first time ever, I don't have any TC originals.

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TVT OG Events (15)

* (Player1) (attacks/attacks/attacks/attacks/attack1) (Player2) while [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) sleeping, but [typeA2] suddenly (wakes/wakes/wake/wakes/wake2) up and (kills/kills/kill/kills/kill2) (Player1) instead. (Night-only)
* (Player1) (wakes/wakes/wakes/wakes/wake1) up (Player2) by crashing (a pair of cymbals/a pair of cymbals/a pair of cymbals/a pair of cymbals/cymbals1) near [typeC2] ears.
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a battle of the bands against (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6).
* (Player1) (sends/sends/sends/sends/send1) (Player2) flying into the Forcefield with (an uppercut punch/an uppercut punch/an uppercut punch/an uppercut punch/uppercut punches1).
* (Player1) and (Player2) have a romantic spaghetti dinner. (blacklisted, also Feast)
* (Player1) (bursts/bursts/bursts/bursts/burst1) into (Player2)'s camp, saying, "yer (a wizard/a witch/a mage/a mage/mages2), (Player2)." (Player2) (replies/replies/replies/replies/reply2), "(I'm a/I'm a/I'm a/I'm a/We are2) what?" (Harry Potter)
* (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) get into a food fight. (Feast-only)
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) bitten by (a werewolf/a werewolf/a werewolf/a werewolf/werewolves1) and (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn1) into (one/one/one/one/them1). (Night-only)
* (Player1)'s blood is sucked by a vampire. (Fatal, Night-only)
* (Player1)'s (brain/brain/brain/brain/brains1) (is/is/is/is/are1) eaten by a zombie fallen tribute.
* (Player1) (boops/boops/boops/boops/boop1) (Player2) in the (nose/nose/nose/nose/noses2).
* (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) (a noogie/a noogie/a noogie/a noogie/noogies2).
* (Player1) eagerly (munches/munches/munches/munches/munch1) on popcorn as [typeA1] (watches/watches/watch/watches/watch1) (Player2) and (Player3) fight to death. (Player2) (emerges/emerges/emerges/emerges/emerge2) victorious. (also Bloodbath)
* (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) to get (Player2)-senpai to notice [typeB1]. (blacklisted)
* Scandalous! (Player1) (finds/finds/finds/finds/find1) (Player2)'s sock drawer. (Undertale)

TVT Reboot Events (15)

* (Player1) and (Player2) get into a heated argument. (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) into (a fit of rage/a fit of rage/a fit of rage/a fit of rage/fits of rage1) and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2).
* (Player1) and (Player2) get into a heated argument. (Player1) (flies/flies/flies/flies/fly1) into (a fit of rage/a fit of rage/a fit of rage/a fit of rage/fits of rage1) and (runs/runs/runs/runs/run1) away.
* (Player1) (decides/decides/decides/decides/decide1) to remain silent for the rest of the Games.

*If they end up "talking" later, either they're doing nonverbal communication or decided to break their silence.

* (Player1) unknowingly (swims/swims/swims/swims/swim1) in the Stream of Silence, permanently rendering [typeB1] mute and emotionless.

*same as above for muteness; don't mind the Fridge Logic if they suddenly express emotion later on

(this and the below two are My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic refs)
* (Player1) (throws/throws/throws/throws/throw1) (Player2) into the Stream of Silence, permanently rendering [typeB2] mute and emotionless.

*same as above

* (Player1) (sings/sings/sings/sings/sing1) a song about [typeC1] (race/race/race/race/race2) to (Player2).
* (Player1) nearly (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) (a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/heart attacks1) when [typeA1] (discovers/discovers/discover/discovers/discover1) that [typeC1] favorite site is down for maintenance.
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) (a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/a heart attack/heart attacks1) when [typeA1] (discovers/discovers/discover/discovers/discover1) that [typeC1] favorite site shut down.
* (Player1) (presents/presents/presents/presents/present1) [typeC1] thesis to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). They are impressed.
* (Player1) (presents/presents/presents/presents/present1) [typeC1] thesis to (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). They are not impressed.
* (Player1) (cleans/cleans/cleans/cleans/clean1) [typeC1] weapons.
* (Player1) (cleans/cleans/cleans/cleans/clean1) (Player2)'s camp.
* (Player1) (catches/catches/catches/catches/catch1) (Player2) swearing and (washes/washes/washes/washes/wash1) [typeC2] (mouth/mouth/mouth/mouth/mouths2) with soap.
* (Player1) immediately (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) (a bath/a bath/a bath/a bath/separate baths1) after being hugged by (Player2).
* (Player1) (gives/gives/gives/gives/give1) (Player2) (a bath/a bath/a bath/a bath/separate baths2).

[The Map Maker]

I'm currently short on ideas, but here's Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth.

Both male and safe, obviously.

[HypeKitty1]

(Princess Peach https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...cc_hq.jpeg)
(Ayumi Tachibana https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...73753.jpeg) light green

[MisterJake]

Event Ideas-

Fatal Events

* (Player1) and (Player2), while working as doctors, gamble on the (life/life/life/life/lives3) of their (patient/patient/patient/patient/patients3), (Player3). They lose money after (Player3) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die3) by the way.
* "Halt! You're having a bit too much fun!" (Player1) (says/says/says/says/says/say1) to (Player2) before killing [typeB2].
* "Woah...(that/that/that/that/those3) (man/lady/person/thing/people3) (looks/looks/looks/looks/look3) real dead, (pal/pal/pal/pal/pals2)," (Player1) (says/says/says/says/says/say1) to (Player2) after seeing the dead (corpse/corpse/corpse/corpse/corpses) of (Player3).
* (Player1) (lives/lives/lives/lives/live1) and (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) by the meme.
* "(I/I/I/I/We1) just don't like you for some reason; that's all," (Player1) says after a dying (Player2) asks [typeB1] on why [typeA1] shot [typeB2].
* After (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) trapped inside a platforming video game, [typeA1] (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) by losing all of [typeC1] lives inside the game due to fall damage.
* President Snow introduces a new twist in the Hunger Games that massively screws (Player1) over as (Player1) (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) thanks to said twist.

Non-Fatal Events

* (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) a trip to the real world for the day. (Day only)
* (Player1) (takes/takes/takes/takes/take1) a trip to the real world for the evening. (Night only)
* (Player1) (opens/opens/opens/opens/open1) [typeC1] (autobiography/autobiography/autobiography/autobiography/autobiographies1), and (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) reading it to (Player2).
* According to President Snow, (Player1) shall now vomit at acceptable levels.
* After (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) trapped inside a McDonald's PlayPlace, (Player2) (comes/comes/comes/comes/come2) to rescue [typeB2].
* (Player1) accidentally (brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwashes/brainwash1) (Player2) into becoming (a g/a g/a g/a g/g2)ambling addic(t/t/t/t/ts2).
* (Player1) and (Player2), while working as doctors, gamble on the (life/life/life/life/lives3) of their (patient/patient/patient/patient/patients3), (Player3). They win money after (Player3) (lives/lives/lives/lives/live3) by the way.
* (Player1) (wants/wants/wants/wants/want1) to spread despair to the world via memes.
* (Player1) (has/has/has/has/have1) something to ask of (Player2).
* (Player1) (investigates/investigates/investigates/investigates/investigate1) a conspiracy involving a milkman.
* Nobody suspects that (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) being controlled by (Player2), despite [typeB1] acting extremely out of character.
* (Player1) (dresses/dresses/dresses/dresses/dress1) up as Santa Clau(s/s/s/s/ses1). (Player2) (remarks/remarks/remarks/remarks/remark2) that it's not the right time to wear such costumes.
* (Player1) (dresses/dresses/dresses/dresses/dress1) up a(s the/s the/s the/s the/s1) Easter Bunn(y/y/y/y/ies1). (Player2) (remarks/remarks/remarks/remarks/remark2) that it's not the right time to wear such costumes.
* (Player1) (dresses/dresses/dresses/dresses/dress1) up for Halloween. (Player2) (remarks/remarks/remarks/remarks/remark2) that it's not the right time to wear Halloween costumes.
* After a cat eats the mouse of (Player1), (Player1) (adopts/adopts/adopts/adopts/adopt1) the cat as [typeC1] new pet.
* (Player1) (pokes/pokes/pokes/pokes/poke1) an antique at a museum.
* It's Friday! It's Friday! (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) getting down on Friday!
* (Player1) (asks/asks/asks/asks/asks1) (Player2) if the latter has ever ignored a perfectly normal outfit.
* (Player1) (goes/goes/goes/goes/go1) on a boat ride that is all about (Player2).
* (Player1) (ends/ends/ends/ends/end1) up seeing a double rainbow, and (becomes/becomes/becomes/becomes/become1) very happy because of that.
* (Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) (a B/a B/a B/a B/B)LT sandwic(h/h/h/h/hes1), and (gains/gains/gains/gains/gain1) the ability to squeal loudly, photosynthesize, and become bright red, respectively. (Feast)
* (Player1) (begins/begins/begins/begins/begin1) floating in the air after drinking (a s/a s/a s/a s/s1)trong cu(p/p/p/p/ps1) of coffee. (Feast)
* (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) the Mil(kman/kwoman/k Deliverer/k Deliverer/k Deliverers1). [TypeC1] milk is delicious. (Feast)

[wingedcatgirl]

In the absence of an actual idea, we'll just pull arbitrarily from our existing avatars...

• Hallie Mathews (any pronouns, 17, Card Force Infection OC ostensibly though we have yet to actually put them in any kind of CFI fan work whoops-)
  
• The Nightmare (she/her,
  safeAge not given, but she's presumably the same age as The Girl - whose age is also not given, but she lives alone and so is presumably an adult
  , Level Up)
  

e: OOPS had a brainfart and forgot to link the images; fixed

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

This will be my first time suggesting events for this, and I know this will be different than TVT, so if I make any mistakes, feel free to let me know:

* (Player1) and (Player2) have a back-and-fourth argument whether it's (Player1) Season or (Player2) Season. The former (tricks/tricks/tricks/tricks/trick1) latter into saying it's (Player2) season, who then (demands/demands/demands/demands/demand2) the hunter to fire. (Player3) shoots (Player2). (FATAL: PLAYER 3 KILLS PLAYER 2)
* (Player1) (loses/loses/loses/loses/lose1) [typeC1] shins by a machine-gun operated by (Player2).
* After losing [typeC1] shines, (Player1) gets [typeC1] feet sewn to [typeC1] knees so [typeA1] can walk again.
* (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) "Let's have a toast" before offering everyone buttered toast. (Feast)
* (Player1) (kicks/kicks/kicks/kicks/kick1) a metal slab, unknowingly detonating a buried nuclear warhead which (vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporizes/vaporize1) [typeB1]. (Fatal for Player 1)
* (Player1) (sees/sees/sees/sees/see1) who [typeA1] is (Player2). [typeA2] (turns/turns/turns/turns/turn2) out to be a hologram as the real (Player2) (shows/shows/shows/shows/show2) up and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill2) (Player1). (FATAL - P2 KILLS P1)
* (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) on top of the Cornucopia and (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) blowing on it like a bugle, blaring a giant horn fanfare throughout the Arena. (Bloodbath)

[Billy5545]

Since more than 24 hours have passed, we are closing the nomination period.

Also, we have added info about themed seasons into the OP

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Games of Fate - Guma

Come one, come all. You have all come for one thing; to survive. And why? Because it's fun! I am your host, Whistle, and I have a thirst for blood that no other host has yet to match!

Don't you wish you could try this out sometime? Ensure that you survive or else you will lose... something or other. ANYWAY, LET'S MEET THE TRIBUTES.

THE REAPING
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TRIBUTES

And with these 40 tributes, they shall fight... for their right... to life! 3, 2, 1...

THE BLOODBATH

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THE BLOODBATH

And immediately, Ayumi becomes our Shining star.


A sentient can of Coca-Cola finds itself near a bunch of interesting syringes, and chooses THE RIGHT CHOICE!!


Boris, we sure hope this doesn't lead to any, um, unfair advantage.


Tributes making their own bets? Unheard of in these games!!


Hey, take it easy Fortune, you don't want to spread any diseases!


And President Snow himself draws first blood against dancing crabs!


All Manga wanted was a Pepsi, and that can wouldn't give any to her!


An unexpected tribute?! Beaming in straight from the Lower Decks of the Cerritos, Bradward Boimler!

Of course, not everything you find will be helpful. Unless... you wish to contain something!

Oh wowee! Hercules takes a stand and reinforces strangulation as kill of choice against Rain!

Our own eighth planet Neptune finds itself with some camping gear!

And now we've got an Assault-Type Thomas train full of explosives!! Mind, blown!

Katniss makes this game catless by beating Blacksad half to death, then getting him there anyway!

Looks like we got a double date here! The burger maker's wife Linda and the lawyer Miles hope to make pork chops out of KMIY and Princess Peach, but in this world, they find, it's eat or be eaten! A surprise victory for KMIY and Peach!

And here's an act of protest! Hyacinth breaks President Snow Statue in two with none other but a trident!

Victoria getting violent here, stabbing Gold with some glass shards! That's gotta be a big hit!

And now, now that the bloodbath is over, we move on to...

DAY I
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DAY 1

Boimler's got some odd taste in food, hasn't he? That cake's burnt to a crisp by now!


Hercules manages a feat just like his namesake, overcoming incredible odds against a... thing!! With things!!


It seems that Oxana may be getting tired; she can't see a damn thing in there!


Ohhhh, it looks like even assault weapons have feelings! People are too! Damn! Sensitive!


Magna has a craving for some OJ, doesn't she? Wink wink!


Hypno's geography degree going to good use here!


What's this? A secret lab! And, as usual, Ayumi's got the brightest idea!


Bump! Bump! Bump! Booooooore! Come on, do something interesting, you're a planet and a President!


And so the burger boy sandwiches himself between a murder plot! Stop this warning, idiots!


And would you look at that, that mug made an impact! Old Goldie couldn't handle the wrath of Victoria! She emerges VICTORIOUS!


Ah, so that's where I left it!


Now now, why are you eating Fawful? This is about hunger, not food! You dirty lying cheater!


Now how's that supposed to work Blaine?


Oh, de-spare me, Chell. Is this because we confiscated your portal gun?


After her clever improvisation, I will root for Victoria!


And in comes the sentient shapeshifting can of Coca-Cola, completely forgetting about its powers!

Now now, we've had our fun, but of course, we gotta pay tribute to these tributes. Otherwise we won't see their nominators' pretty little faces with their tiny little tears streaming down their face! Come on, you knew they'd die, so cry us a river! We're going through a drought anyway!

THE FALLEN
Crab Rave, Pepsi, Rain, Blacksad, Linda, Miles, President Snow Statue, Gold

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Now now, we will see you later today, with coverage of NIGHT I AND DAY II! This is Whistle from SNL, signing off!

[PowerStroke6001]

OBJECTION! There's sugar around your lips, Fawful!

[Guma]

Ey, thanks for using my music! Shame that Gold got DEAD already, but maybe Hercules will make up for it after beating that amalgamation.

[wingedcatgirl]

A tribute betrayal plot! Hallie's lucky Bob warned them... then again, it's The Nightmare, killing people is what she does.

[Whistle]

AND SO BEGIN THE GAMES.

BATTLE MUSIC: Final Destination - Smash Ultimate


It's Whistle again, this time extremely tired! Coming in from last time, we lost eight tributes, and now only thirty-two remain. Who will win? Place your bets!

But now, let's get on with the show!

NIGHT I
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NIGHT I

The shapeshifting train! Brought to you by Coca-Cola!


Well, Taylor lost that bet. That's what you get for BREAKING THE RULES!


And he's enjoying every moment of it.


...Who?


Meet Princess Peach, using the Queen's Gambit for all of her Weekly chess matches.


Oh no! She's lost her lifeline! Help!


If only they could join the Whistle Gang instead, am I right peopleeee?


Oh yes. After this I'm sure Blaine could use a trip to the Salty Spitoon.


Dr. Frankie the Great and Powerful, everyone! She beat a planet!


Lovely choice in decoration, Chel! I'm sure people totally won't look at you in disgust!


...Um, er, um... SELF-EXPLANATORY.


Disheartening, but at least it's long-lasting!

'
Ah, that poor Chellphone.


Oh dear, Benny's led a massacre! AND WE JUST LOST THE MAIN TRIBUTE! AND THE WARNER!

Fuck, I blew all my money on her.


Uh, uh, could that be from Benny?


Oh yes, you are real girl, you guys want to go skaetbordz?

And as the sun rises... we reach...

DAY II
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DAY II

KMIY does the prankster wake-up call.


Boimler the metalhead, everyone.


Oh please, Freeman, our water's totally clean!
[sees Freeman crunching the river water]


Hallie practicing her post-mutation karate skills.


Coca-Cola puts its shifting skills to good use! If only it tasted good, am I right?


It looks like Ayumi finally got in a kill... oh wait, never mind, she's fine. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.


Boris with a thirst for blood... that doesn't get fulfilled. TWICE IN A ROW?


Phoenix avenging his fallen comrade by defeating The Nightmare before it begins. I was really looking forward to that arc...


I think you do that on a Weekly basis, and you do it Weakly. Sorry, couldn't resist.


Did she send me water, when I sought, lava?


You underestimate Bowser's power. Don't try it.


Pssssssh, as if.

...
...
...

...Wait, really?


Sorry Hypno, the Feast is probably coming. So it's about that time for Neptune to do what it wants.


I could see some merch of it! But it'd be just like any other cow!

And, as usual, the tribute to the fallen that so happens to have to happen. I'm sorry, but those tears are priceless...

THE FALLEN
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Taylor, Hercules, Fawful, Bob, Katniss, The Nightmare

Until next time, I'm Whistle with SNL. Sayonara.

[Guma]

The odds were not in my favour this time.

[wingedcatgirl]

As Phoenix's hands curl around the last black gem, the shadow creature bursts into wisps and dissipates. Relief floods over him, but he can feel it's not over.

... Whose nightmare was that, anyway? It certainly wasn't his.

[GoldenCityBird]

Oh my God the Weekly puns

[PowerStroke6001]

Again, I had to roll for that random event, and Boris ascended to godhood but was unable to smite Hyacinth. Like, whoa.

And Benny being a tiny tyrant, just like in TVT!

[Billy5545]

Oof, Katniss died early, while President Snow outlives her

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Guess Frankie spared Neptune as a zombie planet probably wouldn't be too good

[Kennifer]

F for my tributes.

the Belchers only fared slightly better here than the last time I nominated them in TVT HGS.