Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Whistle]

F for Tails Doll. Jeez.

[PowerStroke6001]

Fly, Vriska, FLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Damn, losing the BK kids, what a whopper...

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 1

• The flowers Vargoba found early are no good against security cameras, or even a liability...
  
• Kheil has traded her love life for supplies, it seems.
  
• I think the problem here is that Wendy's is a fast-food brand, hence the mascot should be pretty good at cooking.
  
• Ruv with the pragmatic, isolationist plays.
  
• History from the Bloodbath repeats. Maypul's leaves look rather sharp, so I think they'd do the job nicely. (I think I misread this event from the Bloodbath, because I thought Bonkers cut off his own thumb. My apologies.)
  
• Not one of my ludicrously-powerful-in-canon tributes, but still not a guy I'd want to mess with even after a nerf.
  
• Swimming through the sea of time, I see. With a surprise cameo from Woshua!
  
• Lincoln is actually turning out to be one of the more fun tributes, isn't he? Anyway, hopefully for Tulip that this goes better than her movie career.
  
• But both of their names have Es in them!
  
• As if he wasn't OP enough already.
  
• Not-Popeye the... surfer man?
  
• Soul Mano Aloe knows where Felix lives.
  

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Day 2

• The two broken tributes meet. Retak'ka got fired for liking marmite due to the nerf.
  
• How ironic that the fast-food mascot dies through a culinary-related death!
  
• That's a gigantic painting. Who knows what of...
  
• Lincoln tries to show that he's capable of more than comic relief, with only mild success.
  
• John does Felix dirty. Mustn't be very hygenic then...
  
• Can you not read the sign?!
  
• Sollux finds a rocket chair or something.
  
• That's not a good way to improve your meagre love life!
  
• Aww.
  
• Vargoba seems to be fine with isolation.
  
• Ruv tries out non-fatal solutions to interlopers.
  
• That's cannibalism! I think so, anyway...
  
• Axel regrets helping Ruv... maybe.
  
• My fallen tribute is avenged by a truck driver.
  
• Atticus doesn't appear to have hands, so is that a victory by default?
  

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Fallen 2

Just two: Wendy's Girl and Uni, both on Day 2. In terms of nominators, Matthew is out now.

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Night 2

• John is too powerful for his own good.
  
• Axel does a 180 and celebrates his mastery over MONATERS.
  
• Guess souls like beans. Sensu Beans, anyone?
  
• Lynx Chocolate Man gleefully chops up the fusion of all of ThatIdiotMan's previous tributes.
  
• Nepgear finds that this is a perfectly balanced simulator with no exploits, like a true gamer would.
  
• (I think this event is really clever.) Let's hope Kheil was a clean dove.
  
• Ruv goes in for the kill again. But Lincoln shows even if he messed up a kill, he can still avoid getting killed himself.
  
• Now that's just ridiculous.
  
• Is Sarvente a good artist?
  
• What's Tulip up to? Either way, Galacta Knight is being relatively chill for the time being.
  
• An ape with a hammer? A reversal of what happens in the original Donkey Kong? Seems kinda cool to me.
  
• Maypul is out for blood, and hence ends Vargoba's sweet time here.
  
• Maybe the abilities are related to the non-red SOULs? (This event might need fixing.)
  

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Day 3

• Nepgear goes in for the takedown.
  
• Galacta Knight agrees to bail Tulip out as long as he can teach her a fucking lesson. Woshua was there too, probably disgusted by the filthy language.
  
• If the insult was related to dirtiness, cue mental breakdown.
  
• Every car is a Pinto in the Arena. No exceptions.
  
• Oh, Sollux... You've put your trust into all the wrong people.
  
• Funny thing is, Bonkers is actually a mini-boss! Lincoln does it again.
  
• I guess there's not much to go with except for the advert script...
  
• He already looks like a bird/cowboy/pirate thing anyway.
  
• Mermaid!Sarvente's top priority was probably finding water.
  
• The next Ice Age is coming. Retak'ka couldn't escape due to being nerfed earlier. RIP.
  

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Fallen 3

Seven: Amelia and Vargoba on Night 2. Soul Mano Aloe, Soul Whitty, John Vechey, Axel and Retak'ka on Day 3. Cassie, wingedcatgirl and BlackFaithStar have been eliminated as nominators. Something extraordinary has just happened: not only did two players have their tributes eliminated back-to-back, but the players themselves were also eliminated one immediately after the other.

[Zanreo]

Welp, RIP Uni

[BlackFaithStar]

And both BoBoiBoy villains die in consecutive time phases. Didn't know Retak'ka promoted good nutrition, but killing those who object seems in character for him regardless. (Picking flowers for Vargoba, however, is not.)

Fun fact, "retak" in Malay means "crack", and Retak'ka got killed by a crack in the ice, how ironic. 

At least Vargoba got to make a four-armed snowman.

Lol at the guy made of chocolate finding chocolate delicious :P

[PowerStroke6001]

So yeah, Felix is peeved over losing his thumb and mobility, that's why he pulled that card on Atticus.

[Billy5545]

Oof at how one of my tributes died. On the other hand, it's in -character for Lincoln to replace his would-be killer's weapon with a fake one, and also a bit inexplicable since he's quadriplegic.

[Whistle]

How is Mars still alive?

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 3

• Told you she was out for blood.
  
• What day is it again?
  
• Hope you're having fun there, gang.
  
• Nepgear breaking the games again.
  
• More chocolate shenanigans. I doubt rocks taste good though.
  
• A little harsh?
  

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Day 4

• Galacta Knight resolves himself after that previous humiliating experience.
  
• Guess that didn't just knock him out then... Or the foodstuffs were poisoned.
  
• Felix looks kinda alien anyway, go figure.
  
• How does that work?
  
• Woshua's been biding its time too. It has a secret lab of its own, like Ruv, and it's hired a strong tribute to help out.
  
• Anyone who gets wounded by Bloody Tom deserves a buff, apparently.
  
• Sounds like he was having a pleasant dream, then, and not some acid reflux dream caused by chocolate/eagle crap.
  
• What could they be planning?
  
• Someone prepares to bury the hatchet with (or in) someone else.
  

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Fallen 4

Just the one, that being Bonkers. That means Oggy123 joins the rest of the eliminated nominators.

[Guma]

Galacta Knight was at first ecstatic to break Tulip's innocence, only to learn it was already long broken.

[PowerStroke6001]

Well... that's a weird Spin the Bottle game... hope whoever spun it ended up with someone their age...

[NebulaChimera2211]

Well... that's a weird Spin the Bottle game... hope whoever spun it ended up with someone their age...

I'm going to choose to assume they did.

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 4

• The mistress of exploits gets defeated by exploitation of her assumptions of anothers kindness.
  
• We know it looks kind of weird when Mario does it, now imagine the same for a quadruped.
  
• A group of tributes band together to watch over each other, whether it's just a temporary alliance remains to be seen.
  
• We know how bloodthirsty she is now, and her image doesn't help with that scowl.
  
• Human head ice pops... Sounds macabre.
  
• First, Mars doesn't have limbs. Second, this sounds like a Monty Python reference.
  

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Day 5

• Maypul redeems herself, but she's still no match for Galacta Knight even after her buffs.
  
• Speaking of her, Bloody Tom must be too busy right now to deal with Sollux.
  
• ...is he the kind of guy who you'd want to be a catboy? I'm sure this will be OK.
  
• If his track record is anything to go by, Lincoln could do with that, but it may not go so well regardless.
  
• Sarvente, contrary to what her name sounds like, tries to make some other tributes her slaves, and it doesn't work due to Martian intervention.
  
• I'm sorry, are we going backwards in time? It was Friday on Day 3. (Yes, I know the obvious answer that it's not actually Wednesday and she was just found guilty four days later.)
  

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Fallen 5

Just two: Nepgear on Night 4 and Maypul on Day 5. Zanreo has been eliminated.

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Night 5

• The adorability of cats is universal. I am legally obligated to take back what I said about Lynx Chocolate Catboy.
  
• As I said already, I think Ruv looks like a bird already. Is he rejecting humanity and returning to birb?
  
• Kheil and Galacta Knight share memories of their sleepover.
  
• Woshua not sus. To be fair, there really isn't any definitive evidence that it's up to anything evil.
  
• Does he want it to be canon? How would it be worked into his canon?
  
• Felinification does that to you. You become adorably sociopathic.
  
• C U B E
  
• Lincoln suffers the same fate as Uni, minus isekai.
  

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Feast

• The ironically named Lynx Chocolate Catboy is the only absentee.
  
• Woshua sells a mystery meat (probably Soylet Green of some kind) and realises to its horror that its conscience has been forever stained.
  
• Mars sentences Kheil to death for smoking, ruining Woshua's dream journal, pecking Felix and getting down on Friday. Revenge is best served roasted on an open fire, despite Mars' climate.
  
• Was that an accident? At this point, I lean no, thinking Tulip has been corrupted.
  
• And if all that wasn't enough, Atticus learns too late to be careful what he wishes for.
  

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Day 6

• Again, F*lix has that taboo glyph in his alias.
  
• Being the holder of the title "Strongest Warrior in the Galaxy" doesn't help you take defeat well.
  
• That must be a nice boulder.
  

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Fallen 6

A grand total of four: Lincoln on Night 5, Kheil, Sarvente and Atticus during the Feast. Billy and GoldenCityBird join the ranks of the eliminated nominators.

[Billy5545]

Oof, I'm out

[Guma]

The final 8. Who will win?

[PowerStroke6001]

What's with Woshua and Sollux being in the same events thrice in a row? Are they rivals or something?

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 6

• Two tributes debate on the nature of Felix. (This event needs fixing after the season ends.)
  
• This makes a bit more sense than Atticus earlier.
  
• Insane from being aware of the stain on its honour, Woshua takes a small step into embracing crime. Tulip doesn't appreciate it.
  
• Speaking of Atticus, the Lynx Chocolate Catboy watches (I'm guessing with great amusement or something) vultures eat his dead body. Hopefully they're not going to get sick!
  
• To say Galacta Knight took his loss badly earlier was an understatement; he turned into an edgelord and then died. At least he wasn't the violent kind of sore loser, I guess.
  

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Day 7

• Uh-oh, she doesn't (at least here in the simulator) seem like the kind of person who can be trusted with those...
  
• Ruv attacks the one he accused under the guise of mere fowl play.
  
• Is Lynx Chocolate Catboy too cursed to live? Sollux and Woshua say yes, at the very least.
  
• All of Mars gets scammed.
  

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Fallen 7

Two, those being Galacta Knight on Night 6 and the Lynx Chocolate Man on Day 7. This means that me and ThatIdiotMan are out of the game.

[PowerStroke6001]

What's this, a team-up between Sollux and Woshua?!

[Whistle]

mars in the final six

noice

[Zanreo]

Welp, RIP Nepgear

[NebulaChimera2211]

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Night 7

• Tulip is barely able to hold herself together now.
  
• Mars comforts Felix after the latters run-in with Ruv. Sides have been taken here, folks.
  
• Woshua does what it does best. This is the kind of thing it'd do in canon.
  
• Speaking of Ruv, he's hoist by his own petard trying to deal with Felix once and for all.
  

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Day 8

• Does this count as a President Snow death, or is he somehow reduced to negative age? Could he "un-reincarnate"?
  
• Tulip decides to blackmail Sollux so she doesn't have to kill him herself.
  
• The joys of cleaning don't last long for Woshua, who messed up while skiing.
  
• Third time's a charm!
  

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Fallen 8

Two again, those being Ruv on Night 7 and Woshua on Day 8. Now HypeKitty1 has been eliminated too.

Next update is the finale!

[Guma]

Top 4! I've Tulip's got a 75% chance of podium!

[Whistle]

Same here! :D

[PowerStroke6001]

Felix is lucky that he survived that massage session. RIP Wosh.