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This is the place for any jokes/puns you find or think of and want to share. Just remember to keep to the rules.
The title is not a typo, for reference.
I'll start with this.
Where do birds go when they're sick?
To the ducktors.
What else needs saying?
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Amazing!
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Ok here's my favorite, or at least one of them.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual
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An oldie but goodie:
Can a mouse jump higher than a house?
Of course it can; houses can't jump.
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Why was the villain's calender wrapped in aluminium?
Someone foiled their plans.
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
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No, I haven't.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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What do you get when you cross a superhuman dictator with a gun nut?
M. Bizon.
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Now THAT was a good one, Nebula.
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
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02-09-2022, 10:29:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-09-2022, 10:30:39 AM by NebulaChimera2211.
Edit Reason: adding my gratitude
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Late, but thank you.
What do you get when you cross a weapon of mass destruction and a beaver fisherman?
A nyuk-lear bomb.
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What's a cat's favourite coding software?
Jupiter Notebook.
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What did The Ahnold call his Italian restaurant?
Pasta la Vista, Baby.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
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A belated stockpile of spooky jokes for your viewing pleasure.
What do you call a furry shopkeeper?
A warewolf.
What justification did Noggin Clontith's murderer give?
"He gnomes too much."
What do cyclopses use to contact their families abroad?
Eye-pads.
What do you call a treacherous musician?
A Bach stabber.
What do you get when you cross Azathoth with a retired billionaire?
An elder rich horror.
Who took over the world through dance contests?
William the Conga-er.
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR
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