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Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 08-06-2021
This is the place for any jokes/puns you find or think of and want to share. Just remember to keep to the rules.
The title is not a typo, for reference.
I'll start with this.
Where do birds go when they're sick?
To the ducktors.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - Kennifer - 08-06-2021
Ok here's my favorite, or at least one of them.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - MadeOfMilk - 08-09-2021
What did the janitor say when they jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 08-21-2021
An oldie but goodie:
Can a mouse jump higher than a house?
Of course it can; houses can't jump.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - BlackFaithStar - 12-30-2021
Why was the villain's calender wrapped in aluminium?
Someone foiled their plans.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - Dookie - 12-30-2021
No, I haven't.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 01-27-2022
What do you get when you cross a superhuman dictator with a gun nut?
M. Bizon.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - SmilyCube112 - 01-27-2022
Now THAT was a good one, Nebula.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 02-09-2022
Late, but thank you.
What do you get when you cross a weapon of mass destruction and a beaver fisherman?
A nyuk-lear bomb.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 04-01-2022
What's a cat's favourite coding software?
Jupiter Notebook.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - Whistle - 05-24-2022
What did The Ahnold call his Italian restaurant?
Pasta la Vista, Baby.
RE: Herd Any Good Jokes (Joke/Pun Thread) - NebulaChimera2211 - 11-08-2022
A belated stockpile of spooky jokes for your viewing pleasure.
What do you call a furry shopkeeper?
A warewolf.
What justification did Noggin Clontith's murderer give?
"He gnomes too much."
What do cyclopses use to contact their families abroad?
Eye-pads.
What do you call a treacherous musician?
A Bach stabber.
What do you get when you cross Azathoth with a retired billionaire?
An elder rich horror.
Who took over the world through dance contests?
William the Conga-er.