[Game] The Delete Game

[wingedcatgirl]

Let's bring this game back, huh? The rules are simple: First, you take the above post and selectively trim out letters and words until it says something silly. It's kinda like those Speed of Lobsters memes. Second, you point to the result of your trimming and pretend to respond to it like it's a serious post. The result is generally Hilarious™, at least if you do it right. Let us open this post with an example:

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Let's bismack, huh? The simple Fist, you punt those SLobstersS, you ass post™, at least you dont pix:

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, I'm rusty at Monk. Kill the adds, then DPS the boss.I just wanted to mark this duty off for my Wondrous Tails, no need to call me names or imply that I'd gpose in the middle of a fight. Toxic-ass weirdo.

... actually okay i gotta ask, why is it trademarked

[Cassie]

Yeah, rusty Monk. Kill DPS. I mark my Tails, no call me or imply that I'd middle a Toxic.

... actually gotta why

I...you call me a rusty monk, then mark your tails (why is there multiple), and...you think I'd call or imply you for that!?

dunno if i'm doing it right

[Magolor]

I call a runken taily, and yindall rimp your hat!

Why thanks, I don't even have a hat for you to rimp. Where's the taily? And why is it specifically drunk—I presume you mean drunk—one? That just makes no plain sense.

[Clancy]

Wanks don't even harm the tail? Andy is all drunk—mean drunk—just makes no plain sense.

It seems this Andy may have a problem. Being a mean drunk is one thing, but hallucinating that you have a tail is on a whole other level.

[Cassie]

Its Andy may a mean dring, but hall a tail on a whole level.

Certainly. Andy's the best choice we have if we wanna beat the tail on the hall.

I can't believe even with broken formatting, it still causes an alert lol

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

[quote="SomeLibre" pid='36911' dateline='1624080345']

Certainly. The best choice if we wanna eat all.

Oh yes. They certainly do have the best all-you-can-eat buffet in town!

[wmradar]

Oh They certainly eat town!

THEY CAN EAT A TOWN?! Oh, this threat is worse than I imagined. Call the marines! Call the FBI! Call the BBC! We need people working around the clock on this one, James, we can't risk losing towns again!

[Clancy]

HEY ANTON! Otis eats tangerines! I need people working the cock on his name, wanking to win!

Wait, why is eating tangerines such a big deal? And if "working the cock" and "wanking to win" are code-speak for something, well, I'd appreciate it if you used less vulgar slang.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Wait, is eating tangerines a big deal? "Working the cock" and "wanking to win" are something vulgar.

I don't have a problem with you wanting to eat tangerines. But why did you mention that other stuff? We have kids in these forums, don't you know?

[Magolor]

I don't have blue anger. But why did you mentate kids in the front?

"Blue anger," that's a new one. I don't know what "have mental activity on kids" would possibly mean, other than "think about children."

[Whistle]

"Blang," that's none. I know what "mental kids" would "think about children."

Hey, why are you bringing psychics into this? I don't really get that whole thing, let alone why they'd think about children, unless they're friends or something. Why wouldn't kids think about their friends or acquaintances or other relatives? It's natural!

[wingedcatgirl]

Hwy are you psychic? don't read about the fiery wouldn' kids? It's natural!

Actually, no, flaming dryad children are not natural and are in fact in quite a lot of pain. That's why I think everyone involved would appreciate if you stopped taking pleasure in that suffering. All of those children you laugh at probably had massive hospital bills, if they didn't outright die.

As for "hwy" (pretentious bitch, nobody pronounces the H and even if they did we're typing, not speaking) I'm allegedly "psychic" -- I'm not. I saw your internet history. And the paintings of flaming dryad children decorating your living room. And your "baby dryads on fire are the funniest thing in the world" sign. (Who even makes things like that‽‽)

Anyway, get rid of all your burn magazines before I write a callout post for you on twitter dot com.

[Florien]

flaming dryad children are not in fact in pain. That's why everyone appreciates taking pleasure in that suffering.

citation bitch, I'm psychic -- I'm in all your magazines.

I won't debate whether or not it matters whether something feels pain as to whether or not it's fun, or why precisely you make that contradiction of "they are not in pain" and "they are suffering and that's good." I do take issue with you claiming apparently unironically to be psychic. Have you scored that terrible TV show yet? Psychics score those all the time. Also you can't cite yourself. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Also since when does anyone who's not fifty read a magazine with "psychics" in it? Except skeptical inquirer, but they don't have psychics, they talk about how obvious these frauds are and how it's not okay people let them get away with shit.

[Zanreo]

ate their things, won in pain "good." take clam to TV show? score time. Also you are wrong level. when at fifty, we fight.

Wait, what things did you eat? If you're in pain from it that's probably not the best idea, even if you "won in pain", whatever that's supposed to mean. In fact, ESPECIALLY if you won in pain, because that sounds awful and not "good". Though with that word in quotes I guess it was meant to sound sarcastic? Anyway, I guess you could take a clam to TV shows, depending on the show?

Also, "wrong level"? I'm doing my best! Are you one of those bosses I can't fight unless I reached a certain level? Anyway, if it's a fight you want, you got it!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

If you're in pain, that sounds awful. Take a clam to fight unless you got it!

You know what's funny? Grocery stores that close before the times where it's legal to buy liquor are up. Like what's the point of it? I feel like you don't need such a thing because by the time it's up, the store is closed. Is the store mocking you? Is it saying, you want to buy your beer late? Too bad, it's closed and you're not getting any! It's like it's trolling you. The only thing you need is a sign saying we don't sell alcoholic beverages on Sunday. Simple as that. I like to think it's the store's way of reinforcing rules, to prevent customers from trying to get their last minute lager. Because you know some people will try to be sneaky. And some will even fight the cashiers for it. Well, we're not taking it! We're closing the stores an hour early so you can't buy your beer! Happy?