[Game] Party to Treason

[Risdio51]

"Uh? Militarism? Hellooooo? You're lookin' at a gal who was almost quite literally raised to be a soldier! How can you pass on an offer like THAT?"

Asuka then remembers that…hey, she hasn't introduced herself to the new guy!

"Oh, new guy, hi! I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryu! Charmed, huh?"

[MadeOfMilk]

He's a bit taken aback by Asuka's proclamation. His first day on the job and some kid half his age is already trying to upstage him? As far as Steve's concerned, he's not going to let off that easily.

Uh... okay, hi, name's Steve. But are ya sure you can't let an adult handle it, kid?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Thank you! That's what I've been sayin' all along! Now, go back to the kiddie table where you belong, you little brat. That out of the way, I think I'll go for.... Pinky and the Brain.

[PointMaid]

Aw! Pinky hugs Brain and gives George a goofy grin.

...Well, I can hardly argue with that.

/vote ourselves

[Kennifer]

wwell pinky doesnt make a lot a sense sometimes but the brain is wwell
brainy
so im sure if brain does the choosin a the edicts theyll pick the right one

Eridan will also

/vote Pinky and the Brain

[wingedcatgirl]

"Hmm," Mark hmms. "I'm gonna hold off on voting for now. I want to check some records first."

[Florien]

Uhh... addin' it up now, lesseehere, uhh... four votes countin' the patriot points. They'll need one more ta get in. Though Mark seems ta be doin' somethin', so if y'all want to wait for whatever he has ta say, y'all can do that.

[MadeOfMilk]

....Screw it, I'm gettin' antsy. Let's get to the good part!

And thus the impatient fuck decides to /vote Pinky and the Brain

[Florien]

uhh... well... okay. Alright. Ah'll... send those edicts right along then Ah guess. Pinkey and the Brain are fully in charge. Very excitin'. They'd better not fuck up like last time Ah let them touch anythin'. Or like their inability to do the polticial officer job of stoppin' treason from sneakin' in.

[Risdio51]

"Oh, come ON, Idiot George, don't try going around and calling ME a kid! You were practically begging me for some Pepsi earlier!"

[PointMaid]

uhh... well... okay. Alright. Ah'll... send those edicts right along then Ah guess. Pinkey and the Brain are fully in charge. Very excitin'. They'd better not fuck up like last time Ah let them touch anythin'. Or like their inability to do the polticial officer job of stoppin' treason from sneakin' in.

Hmph. We are certainly *trying* to do our job. It's not our fault what we're given. We're still waiting to get the edicts from you, to George, and then to us.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

All right, I've done my part. Let's get things movin' along, baby!

[MadeOfMilk]

"Oh, come ON, Idiot George, don't try going around and calling ME a kid! You were practically begging me for some Pepsi earlier!"

Steve snorts.

...Don't you have homework or some shit, kid?

[PointMaid]

Brain grumbles a bit. It'll be okay, Brain.

Anyway... done.

[Florien]

Hey everyone! Mah boss is here now! So be on yer...

An edict has been passed.

Edict 119-B: The Original Edict 119 shall be amended to make the blocked website list declassified, so that people know where they may not go should they be in a situation where they have access to improperly controlled internet.

This Edict supports the Rebel Cause.


YOU FUCKING... AH... YOU... Y'AVE DOOMED US ALL. Y'all've FUCKED us.

Ah'll think of some way to cover this up before Colonel Valdragon notices an' has us ALL shot, but KNOW THAT AH'VE GOT MAH EYES ON Y'ALL. SOME VERY SPECIFIC ONES OF Y'ALL!

Oh, an' as much as Ah hate ya now George, ya get one chance. Ya get ta pick who's the next presidin' member. An' for the love of fuck, be careful about who yer installin' as chair now, because if the rebel leader gets installed, we're ALL fucked. Ya lose, we all die.

[Kennifer]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Wh... what? What were you thinking? These mice have it in for me too, I tell ya! Well, I'm not gonna go down that easily! Eridan, I pick you to be the presiding member. Get this mess fixed for good!

George grows more and more pale.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... I...

Monaca immediately encases her head in a jar of pickles...

[MadeOfMilk]

IF I GET FIRED FOR THIS, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! Steve shouts, accusingly pointing at the two rodents, WHO THE JUMPING JESUS LET THE RATS GET A JOB HERE?!

[Zanreo]

"You... what? What you do!" CATS yells. "Sure, maybe is just bad luck, but maybe... could be suspicious..."

[PointMaid]

...Look, I know we make look bad, but we were working with what we were given, I definitely don't trust George now.

Pinky nods, sadly disapproving.

[PointMaid]

* I know it makes us look bad.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh sure, oh sure, don't trust me. Who would trust George? While you claim you didn't have much to work with BOTH TIMES! Do we have any mouse traps we can use to snap their measly little necks?! You're all killing George here! You're all killing George!

[PointMaid]

The mice go even paler than they are at the mention of mousetraps.

He's trying to kill us, Brain!

[Kennifer]

wwell lets not get too vviolent ovver all a this shit just noww
okay if im to be nominatin somebody to vvote for chair i should be hearin peoples cases
specifically i wwant to be hearin from people who aint been as noisy wwhen it comes to passin edicts and yellin and screamin at evverybody or tryin to kill each other
so thatd probably be monaca mark stevve and maybe bandu though that last guy seems pretty prone to throwwin tantrums