[Game] Party to Treason

[Kennifer]

age aint alwways an indicator a maturity anywway
im six swweeps old myself and ivve done all kinds a things that lowwer blooded trolls like tavv or sol wwouldnt evven dream a doin and wwere all the same age

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

And you think that's a bad thing? Excuse me for trying to look out for the little things and thinking of other people's comfort. I mean, don't you get claustrophobic when you're in a small bathroom? Wouldn't it be nice to have room to maneuver when you go? You'll feel more relaxed when you do your business. Because I find it hard to go when I'm in a real tight space! Doesn't everybody?!

[Risdio51]

"I think my toilet stalls are perfectly spaced, you're only doing that for yourself!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Of course you'd say that. You've had it out for me ever since I got here! Are you really that jealous of me? Maybe deep down, you don't think I'm not that big of an idiot? Maybe you're just too scared to really see my genius! It's okay, it happens.

[Risdio51]

Asuka inspects George, and analyzes him. She then breaks into a laugh.

"HA! Genius, you? You got a rebel edict passed the second you got elected! Hahaha, I can't believe you'd actually think that about yourself!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Because I didn't have any other options! It was the luck of the draw, the cards I got dealt with! I can guarantee you if you were in my shoes, you wouldn't do any better., Miss Graduated College at Age 13!

[Risdio51]

"My perfect 4.0 GPA would say otherwise! That's grade point average, by the way, not sure if you would know that."

[PointMaid]

I already said that we were both only given rebel edicts, so that is all I could pass on to him. Sad, really. I suppose statistics are not your strong suit, but if the edicts were indeed given at random and not explicitly to SCREW US OVER, it's more possible than you might think.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

See? The mice got the short end of the stick and I didn't have much to work with! And I don't care how good your grades are. You wouldn't have done any better. So why don't you go read a book if you're really that smart?

[Risdio51]

"Another use for books is THROWING THEM AT THICK SKULLED IDIOTS LIKE YOU!"

[Cassie]

Bandu bonks Asuka in the head with a phone.

Ya feel that!?

Then he yeets a gumball at Asuka's head.

YA FEEL THAT TOO,, MOLDY!?

Then he got so angry he turned 2D.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU COULD SAY THE SAME FOR ANYTHING YOU HIT SOMEONE ON THE HEAD WITH! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? IT MEANS YOUR SKULL'S PROPORTIONALLU THICKER THAN MR. GEORGE HERE, IDIOT ASUKA!

[Florien]

People, please, no fightin' in the war room!

...
Actually keep it up, it's very entertainin', but Ah always wanted to say that. Anyway, jus' a reminder, CATS is presidin' an' y'all haven't got a chair nominated. So y'all can keep doin' what yer doin' already, but keep that in mind.

[PointMaid]

...He is dawdling quite a bit.

Meanwhile, Pinky is folding Brain's ears into an origami crown.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

After smiling over Asuka getting hit in the head twice by Bandu, George is ready to get down to business.

All right, everyone, so who should be the new chairperson?

[Cassie]

You look like you know ur shit, George, so I go for you!

[Kennifer]

arent wwe supposed to wwait for cats to make a nomination instead a just vvotin or wwhatevver
though wwe can say wwhy wwe think wwed be good
i already said my bit on wwhy id be good anywway

[Florien]

Y'all can also talk about how good someone else might be, if ya want. Though all that's up to y'all ta decide.

[Zanreo]

"Nominate, right." CATS says as he considers who would be best.

"For now... telling me why to choose you and others vote you.

[Risdio51]

At getting hit by Bandu, all Asuka does is give him a glare of pure, bitter hatred, stomps over to him and gives a thorough roundhouse kick to the chin.

[PointMaid]

I still think Brain is the best leader! He's very, very smart. And persistent.

...And I know he cares, deep down, somehow.

[PointMaid]

...I'm also not hitting other members of the council, Brain adds, looking pointedly at Bandu and Asuka.

[Kennifer]

Eridan is going to make his case again.

wwell as i said i knoww a lot about military history and wwar and shit like that especially bein part of the nautical aristocracy and all
and i like to think im bein pretty levvelheaded here and doin wwell in the challenges and evverythin

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Seems like a good choice to me. I'll go with him George said, pointing to Eridan.

[Cassie]

Bandu yelps in pain from being kicked, and pouts.

Fucking...phonebreak...

[Florien]

Ya know, normally these recordin' things are private, jus' for the assigned Political Officers an' superiors... But this one, Ah'm showin' at mah apartment party. The fightin' is really entertainin', probably to other people too.
...
Oh yeah, yer all bein' recorded right now. So uhh... yeah! Ah'm sure you knew that, can't let y'all have the privacy to go off and do rebel things.