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[josh6243]

I choke on a stale piece of bread.

TNP is writing a post for this very thread.

[Superjohn 2.0]

I do this while my house is on fire. Suffice to say, I burn to death.


TNP poster is at a museum.

[noodlesnook]

...behind a glass case, because i've been taxidermied.

TNP is at one of those indoor playground places little kids love to go to

[josh6243]

Unfortunately, the slide is made of metal. As I enjoy the slide, the friction roasts me to death.

TNP is meditating in the middle of nowhere.

[NebulaChimera2211]

I didn't think to bring a space suit, and since I'm in empty space, I immediately suffocate.

TNP is using a time machine.

[noodlesnook]

time machines do not exist, and neither do i.

TNP is gardening

[josh6243]

A vicious man-eating plant devours me as I was removing the weeds.

TNP is in line to try fast food.

[awe921]

unfortunately, it just so happens i'm a target NPC in a stealth game and i just walked into prime "can be killed" position. as i reach the cashier, the cash register explodes and takes me out.

TNP is reading their own mind (aka, thinking)

[Superjohn 2.0]

I think too much, and don't notice the werewolf in my house.

TNP is just chilling, watching the news.

[noodlesnook]

the news is about a fire, and it just so happens that i'm watching the news live, at the scene.
i get burnt to a crisp.

TNP is buying clothes at the soup store

[wingedcatgirl]

The clothes are soup and I'm devoured by hungry customers.

TNP is petting a cat.

[NebulaChimera2211]

As I pet it, its neck grows incredibly long and hoists me high into the air. Then, I lose my balance and fall to my death.

TNP is a cat.

[josh6243]

I accidentally eat raisins, and die a horrible death.

TNP has entered a fighting tournament.

[wingedcatgirl]

My next opponent appears to be some bald guy named "Saitama" or something. Nah, I'd win -

TNP is reading a book.