[Fin] The Murder-Free Hotel

[Kennifer]

"Are... are you okay?"

Kennifer looks concerned.

[madface7]

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Timefriend looks like he's deflating.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer gets up and kinda... backs away, wine glass in hand.

"Um, can someone help?"

[Dookie]

Cass steps back.

"Oh god oh god oh god we killed him!"

[madface7]

imnotdeadimfinei'mperfectlyfinedon'tmindmeyoucanjustleavenow 

[wingedcatgirl]

"... Let's all back off a bit and give him some space," Sylvi says again, standing up and moving to another table. G'raha and Y'shtola follow her, taking some cheese and crackers for themselves and leaving a sandwich behind for TimeFriend.

[Dookie]

"Yeah..."

Cass backs off to the other side of the kitchen.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer backs away, then gulps down the rest of her glass of wine.

[madface7]

Timefriend sighs.

Don't worry, TimeFriend, you'll get a friend someday... once you stop being such a scaredy cat...  

He takes a bite of the sandwich left, and cries a little bit into the bread.

[SmilyCube112]

"Fucking hell, you lot are weird."

"Welcome to Murderfree Hotel - Weirdest place you'll find."

"YOU FUCKIN' WOT?!"

[Kennifer]

"I'd be your friend but you kinda... Okay, I don't know what happened there."

[madface7]

Timefriend takes a deep breath as he finishes his sandwich.

S-sorry, guys, I- I didn't mean to scare you away-

[Kennifer]

"You sure you're ok? You kinda... I don't know what that was."

Kennifer looks quite confused.

[Dookie]

"S-s-sorry. We didn't mean to scare you.

[madface7]

...I'm gonna go be alone by myself...

Timefriend runs off to his room, anxiously trying to hide his tears.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Understandable, have a nice day," Sylvi tells TimeFriend from the next table over.

And then he runs off.

"... Hm. Maybe someone - just one someone - should talk to him about this? At some point, not right this moment."

[Dookie]

"I think he needs some alone time. Anyway, what were we doing again?"

[Caret]

Meanwhile...

[A small, brown, mammalian creature is standing on the front desk, ringing the bell. It's another Eevee. ]

Eveoi vui? *[Anyone here?]*

[wingedcatgirl]

Kitchen
"The three of us," G'raha says, pointing to himself, Y'shtola, and Sylvi, "were eating lunch. I must admit I wouldn't know about the rest of you, but it seems at least some were doing the same."

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Front Desk
The Host swirls back into existence. Welcome to the Murder-Free Hotel, where blah blah blah blah, how can I help you?

[Caret]

[The Eevee stops to think for a bit before finally speaking up.]

Eveoi veyoh vai ve, vai eyeoh? Evui, vei vui! [What are the amenities for Pokemon here, if you do have any? Also, one room for me please!]

[wingedcatgirl]

Front Desk
The host thinks about that for a moment. I don't think we have specific amenities for Pokémon yet... She shrugs. Well, we can build those as necessary. She retrieves a hotel key and tosses it to the Eevee.

[Caret]

[The Eevee catches the room key in her mouth at the last second.]

Eveoi vai! Evai, vui voh vee. [Thank you! By the way, my nickname is Bow.]

[Kennifer]

"I hope I didn't do anything wrong there..."

Kennifer finishes her wine and snack.

[Caret]

Front Desk

Bow hops off the front the desk and starts to explore the endless halls of the hotel.

Arcade

Doof is meanwhile hogging the Space Invaders machine to himself.

[Kennifer]

Kennifer leaves the kitchen and looks for... Anyone, really.

Maybe even... an Eevee.