[Fin] The Carousel of Chaos (role madness murdergame)

[Oggy123]

"I hope we're right this time!"

/vote Bronwyn

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Yeah, there were three Masons. Me, Leo, and Brian.text

She takes a quick glancing look at Avrill...

Hold on...

/Vote Browny

Fingers crossed...

[Kennifer]

"Suspicions about the Bonded have indeed been brought up, didn't you hear whatever Avril said when it was talking about statistics and all that math stuff that went over my head? And if we voted that way and were right, that'd be great. But to vote that way and be wrong would surely spell my doom at this point."

"If Kirby and Ribbon are telling the truth about their role and about seeing Bronwyn visit Fourto the other night when Fourto died, that's pretty damning though, whether or not the bus driver stuff is true."

[wingedcatgirl]

Votes (3/5 to confirm):
Bronwyn: Avril, Kirby and Ribbon, Kizuna🔨🔨🔨

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Well, there we have it.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Here goes...

[Kennifer]

Lithium just crosses her fingers.

[noodlesnook]

Bronwyn remains silent.

[Oggy123]

Kirby looks at Bronwyn while Ribbon crosses her fingers.

[noodlesnook]

“I know this won't make any difference, but I still find the two of you incredibly suspicious, so…”
/Vote Kirby & Ribbon

[wingedcatgirl]

Do we count that? Traditionally votes are locked once a hammer comes down, but like they pointed out, that doesn't actually change anything.

Eh. Doesn't matter.

True.

Meowing waves her hand and, out of nowhere, bars slam down around Bronwyn, trapping her in a small cage. And salt starts pouring in from above...

... before long, the cage is filled up entirely...

Is he even a type of creature that dies to salt?

Everyone dies to salt if they're stuck in it long enough. And with another wave of Meowing's hand, time itself accelerates in the cage...

... the salt dissolves away, and Bronwyn is dead, completely dried out and perfectly mummified.

Bronwyn Saltwater was a Dualgunner Dualgunner of Chaos.

And that is that!

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... It's ... Over? ... I...

She's shocked about the sudden end...

[Kennifer]

"I knew I had good reasons for not liking water!"

[wingedcatgirl]

"You've been clever, clever - or maybe just lucky, lucky! Either way, you weathered the chaos, chaos! Now I'll sleep until the next game."

And with that, Jevil turns into the Devilsknife and vanishes.

Jevilstail was added to your ARMORs.

[Florien]

Avril flaps once to stabilize itself, and stands about as proudly as any dragon could be expected to.

I won! I did it! I killed them all! Each and every one, by me! I should... I should become an Irekhin! Or something! I could do so much! And we're not being executed for surviving! I think! I showed them all!

The momentary joy and confidence is unlikely to last very long, but for now, Avril seems actually happy.

[wingedcatgirl]

... So, I didn't really think about how to end this off properly. I guess everyone still alive can ask a question? Any question you like.

[Kennifer]

"I'd ask why you specifically picked me to kidnap for this but I feel like I'd get an unsatisfying and possibly annoyingly meta answer. So I'll just ask if I can go home now."

[Caret]

Rouxls wordlessly stares at everybody for a second.

"That's it? The Gameth has been Over? But Lorde Jevil, you promisedeth me a Promotion to the positioned of Righteth Hand Jester!"

He tries to glare at Avril in an attempt to strike fear into the dragon, but instead it looks like he's trying to push his eyes out.

"YOU OVERSIZEDETH SCAELY WORM! I helpedeth design a most difficult Puzzle that would be IMPOSSIBLEST for lowly worms like thou to solveth! But no! Your Overpowereth ability trivializedest everything! Your Meddlingeth has keptest ME from bekomingeth the Second Funniesteth Clown in the world! How willist I entertaineth peasants in the name of Scum and Villain? And howest I Procure the Dental insuranceth I need to maintain mine moste Immaculateth smile? GAAAAAAAH! I REFUSEST TO ACCEPT THIS TOMFOOLERYEST ANY LONGER! I will ensureth this Cavalcade of Comedy remains Dragonproofeth forever! Prepare thouself, Worm, for my SPECIALE ATTACK!"

Suddenly, a giant crate drops from the ceiling. But instead of falling towards Avril as presumably intended, Rouxls is standing directly underneath it.

"GOD DAMN IT"

The impact of the crate sends Rouxls blasting off to parts unknown.

[Oggy123]

"We got it right! Yaaay!" Kirby hops around happily.

"I guess our instincts are right this time."

[Florien]

Avril flinches as the box lands, even as it misses.

Right. So. How... how do we leave? That'snotmyquestionwaitIwantananswertoadifferentquestionI'llfigureoutleavinglater

It thinks about the question very hard.

How can I get people to stop suspecting me or accusing me of starting fires? That is my question it is very important.

[wingedcatgirl]

"I'd ask why you specifically picked me to kidnap for this but I feel like I'd get an unsatisfying and possibly annoyingly meta answer. So I'll just ask if I can go home now."

Sure. Meowing shivers slightly as a cold wind blows in where the tent's walls are disintegrating. This pocket isn't holding together much longer -- you can either walk out or wait for it to vanish; either way you'll snap back to your home dimension once you're no longer in this one.

How can I get people to stop suspecting me or accusing me of starting fires? That is my question it is very important.

Meowing falters. Er, that's more of a social question than a factual one, kinda outside my wheelhouse... it might help to start by not bringing the subject up unprompted? And if people accuse you of starting fires on their own, it's probably cause you're a dragon, and getting offended like they suspect you as an individual comes off as suspicious, so make sure your response is appropriate to the content of the accusation.

... Also you do seem to be secreting some flammable chemicals there; you're gonna wanna make it real obvious you have that completely under control so people don't worry something's happening by mistake. She shrugs. Well, that's my shot in the dark. I can't and won't guarantee any results whatsoever from following it.

[Oggy123]

"Oh, goodie!"

"I guess we should say good-bye."

"By the way" Kirby said to Lithium. "Have you ever been to Planet Popstar? It's my home planet!"

[Florien]

...seems limited. I was hoping that you would... would solve dragon racism or something. But I... suppose... I suppose... suppose that's a lot to ask. Getting clear now. Bye, remember how I saved you all.

Avril rams full speed into the wall of the tent, bursting through and falling through into the void. It... it probably got back to where it was supposed to be. Hopefully.

[Kennifer]

"Nope, can't say I've been there. Maybe I'll get a chance to visit it sometime."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Well, then... see you when I get the chance!

Kizuna proceeds to greet her last goodbyes to everyone...

And here's a gift!

She gives everyone discs of her newest album: "Devils May Cry"!

[Oggy123]

"I guess this is goodbye, too!"


"I hope we'll see you again."


"Ooh, thank you." said Kirby after he gets Kizuna's album.


Ribbon then grabs Kirby, and the two fly out.