[Fin] The Carousel of Chaos (role madness murdergame)

[Whistle]

Iiiiii am psychotic!! I can kill you in an instant!!!! I'm not ready to give in just yet, you gotta give me the fucking hammer and Iiii will be out of your hair!

[wingedcatgirl]

Meowing and Jevil return, both looking distinctly irritated.

They tied twenty times before it occurred to either of them that they might both be cheating, Robin says, smirking.

Shut uuuuuup. Let's do this already. Jevil?

"Just do it, catgirl."

Meowing lifts a hand and Autumn levitates into the air.

Jevil begins shooting diamonds up from the ground, and Meowing waves Autumn around, weaving between them but taking the occasional hit.

Not to be deterred, Jevil starts firing clubs. Meowing is a bit slower to dodge those and takes a few more hits.

Volleys of circling hearts, which Meowing doesn't seem to grasp at all and practically slams Autumn directly into them. Shoot.

"Don't mind if I do~" Jevil taunts before launching streams of spades. Meowing's efforts are valiant, but enough of them strike home...

... Is she dead? Meowing asks, examining Autumn's motionless form.

"Only one way to be sure~!" Jevil says, and launches a wave of scythes at Autumn. slicing her into pieces.

Autumn Leeds was an Inventor Messenger.

---

Dang it, Jevil, watch your aim, Meowing grumbles, brushing away some slices in her shirt.

"You think I wasn't? Haha!"

Anyway. I have zero idea why she scumclaimed and self-hammered. I saw like four ways out of that if anyone was willing to think for a second - and actually take an action, of course, instead of standing there terrified like a deer in the headlights. Oh well. And in a swirl, Meowing vanishes.

"... she gonna leave us alone now?"

Prolly not. Otherwise she'd have taken us with her.

[Kennifer]

"...what the actual fuck??"

[PointMaid]

Candy just buries her head in her hands.

I don't suppose anyone has ANY REASON why I didn't get a damn message, then?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

COSSIX, WHY DID YOU MISLEAD US???!!! Brian screams before he really starts downing the bottle.

[PointMaid]

...Unless it's because she couldn't send it because we can only use one ability at a time, can't we? And she claimed at first that she tried to send something to Khommodior. She didn't even say anything about a message until later. So I don't think she could have done both last night.

[*sigh*]

[PointMaid]

...In that case, I don't understand why she claimed to send a message to me.

[Kennifer]

"I'm completely lost as to why she did any of that."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I... I don't get it. Was there a purpose she was toying with us like that?

[wingedcatgirl]

...Unless it's because she couldn't send it because we can only use one ability at a time, can't we? And she claimed at first that she tried to send something to Khommodior. She didn't even say anything about a message until later. So I don't think she could have done both last night.

[*sigh*]

Messenger is an exception. Minty thought communication abilities would fall by the wayside if people had to pick between them and actual game-mechanical actions, so she made them all free - Messenger, Announcer, and Necromancer.

[PointMaid]

Then my point stands. If anyone has any insight into why I wouldn't have gotten a message, I would like an answer.

[Kennifer]

"It could've gotten redirected to one of the people who died somehow. Or you did and you're lying about it for some reason. Those are the only things I can think of."

[Florien]

There are... there are three options. It got redirected also, it got... it got blocked by a role-blocking thing, or you refused to admit you received it lest it... lest it confirm an innocence.

I think... I think I know who's next on the block... assuming nothing else comes up that proves... anything. Candy.

As for the autumn lying about being... being... being out to kill us... I do not understand why, but it is... is irrelevant. Let the... the night come. And kill another person. Because I won't die, they can't make me.

[wingedcatgirl]

Well, you heard the dragon. Let the night come, Jevil.

"You don't tell me what to do, catgirl..."

... but he snaps the lights out anyway.

---

The sun will rise... when it can.
There will be a delay of probably around a week while we move to a new apartment and have to get internets figured out.

Still, send in your night action decisions to us and @Caret, even if the decision is to do nothing.

[PointMaid]

Candy just sniffs and >looks for a drink

[wingedcatgirl]

>looks for a drink (@PointMaid)
She finds sleepytime tea. :p

(and that's what happens when you're ninja'd by nightfall :p)

[wingedcatgirl]

B O O M !

... oh come on, again? The lights click back on. Two deaths this time. Two explosions, actually, if you stretch the definition of "explosion".

Candy Watermelon has burst gruesomely near the balloon stand, her mouth taped to a set of helium tanks.

And Brian Duffel's body is a mangled flaming wreck in a second crater by the human cannonball sideshow.

Brian Duffel, French Vanilla Mason, has been killed.

Candy Watermelon, Strengthener Rolecop of Chaos, has been killed.

Heeheehee, this is more like what I was going for!

"Can you please let me run my own game already...?"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... !!!

> What the heck happened...

[noodlesnook]

Bronwyn stares at the corpses, confused.
Another Chaos death.
Could the third-party killer still be at large?
>Inspect Brian's remains, then the helium tanks

[Kennifer]

Lithium steps out from... where the heck was she, anyway? Whatever, she's here now.

"Okay... shit shit shit. Though, another bad guy gone, that's good. I think that pretty much confirms that there's a third party killer of some kind though, doesn't it? Since the Dualgunner is dead it's not some kind of... bus-driver switched up shot shenanigans with the scum going after two people and one happening to get switched with one of them. I think."

She will start by

>Examining the cannon

[wingedcatgirl]

> What the heck happened... (@Despair's Archon of Memes)
It looks like someone taped Candy Watermelon's mouth to the hoses of several helium canisters, inflating her like a balloon until... she went Dig Dug, you know?

And at the same time, someone dragged Brian to the human cannonball exhibit and blowed him to smitheroons with a bunch of explosives.

You know. Regular stuff.

>Inspect Brian's remains, then the helium tanks (@noodlesnook)
Brian's remains are a charred, mangled mess, consistent with being exploded in an explosion.

The helium tanks, meanwhile, are set to max output... and, well, empty now. Candy must've been their last balloon.

>Examining the cannon (@Kennifer)
That's blown up too. It looks like Brian was stuffed into it, then the explosives.

[Oggy123]

"...Eek!"

"We'll get to the bottom of this one, poyo!"

> Inspect the human cannonball area for possible clues.

[Caret]

> Inspect the human cannonball area for possible clues. (@Oggy123)

Eerything looks exploded, and there's dynamite scattered about.

---

A beam of light appears, and Rouxls pops out. He is wearing an Hawaiian shirt.

"Ah! Thate Vacationest to the Rubbish Dumpe was very Relaxingeth! I sweare to His Highness that I did not exceede mine Scheduleth Illness Daysest!"

[noodlesnook]

Bronwyn's attention turns to the blue man. She is confused.

[Kennifer]

"So we have what... one scum member and the third party killer left? Or something, were we told how many scum members there were?"