[Fin] Murder U Too - Endgame

[Florien]

Haha, adorable Ronnie. Anyway, just let me find out if there's international terrorist sauce on these gloves. Whether or not there is tells us who probably did it. After all... Haruka is west wing. If what you're saying is true... well, let's just say that... Kai, Komaru, would you please try to restrain Ranma when I give the signal? As much as I'd like to wipe that "ha I could totally beat Kellensea" off his face, a broken leg would be mildly inconvenient. The signal will be me chopping my hand, like so.

She demonstrates.

Anyway, the point is, restrain him the next time I do that, okay? Alright. Good. Good working with you both. Now... Ronnie, we know you're east wing. So... anyway. Haruka is west wing, Ronnie is east wing, and this searching for international terrorist sauce. And of course, the... oh fuck yeah this is going to work out great. Ronnie, if this is you, you screwed up in an impressive manner. If it's not, I don't apologize for my accusation. Oh, also toss me the other gloves, Bow. That's a good fox thing. I'll check those too.

>Check the second pair of gloves too for A-230 as well.

[Huney]

"Wait! What happened to the others? Haruka and all that? Are they clean?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yea, yea, I know, people don't like me, I've heard it a 1000 times before. I don't care if you see me as a friend or not, I'm just trying to help you all whether or not you hate me. And I tried to find out about the yellow stuff but I can't find anything. Let me try again.

> Go to medbay and search what the yellow stuff could have been

[Florien]

Komaru, don't worry about Haruka. If the international terrorist sauce isn't on either pair, it might be Haruka. Don't worry about it, please. Anyway, you get the signal, right? Please confirm that with me Komaru. If I give the signal, the chopping motion, what do you do?

[wahoothis]

"Yes, because even if I wanted to break your legs, the man who got poisoned and the normal girl can easily hold me down." Ranma said flatly rolling his eyes. ". . . Once again, no offense Kai and Komaru." He quickly apologized. "Besides, even if Kellensea's right, it's not like she's the only person who thought it. And if she's wrong, well, that'll warrant a laugh to her face." Ranma mumbled, before looking at Ronnie mentioning the yellow stuff. "Yellow stuff, yellow stuff. . . Wait a moment. . . If this goes horribly wrong, take me to the Medbay. Or at the least, don't let Kellensea take my clothes if I do die from this."

>Ranma pulled out the rag and, hoping this doesn't end terribly for himself, decided to stick his tongue in whatever that yellow stuff.

[Huney]

...

Komaru looks to Ranma.

Then back to Kellensea.

"No, I'm with Ranma on this one, I'm not gonna be able to do that. Wait, why do I have to hold him down?!"

[Huney]

oh, that's why. oh dear, komaru is making a very very distraught face.

[Florien]

Well, because he's going to try to break my legs. I'm confident I can beat a monk, but I'd rather not take stupid risks. Point is, you holding him down is about to get a lot easier, considering he's about to lose pretty much all muscle function in like five minutes. Maybe he'll die!

Kellensea sounds way too excited about that prospect.

Anyway, where were we... Oh, yeah. That's right. Gloves. Come on... I need to be sure I'm seeing this right, but if I'm right... I'm going to know a hell of a lot more than I previously did, and Ronnie's going to have to explain some shit.

[wahoothis]

"Well if I do get poisoned, maybe that whole mithridatism talk is real and I don't get affected too badly by poison. And don't sound so happy about that Kellensea. You're not getting my underwear when I die, or whatever the hell you're looting from my corpse."

>Besides, he's not exactly eating the poison, he's mostly sticking his tongue in the small bit of it on the rag for a quick second. So he won't get affected too badly, probably?

[wingedcatgirl]

BIG UPDOOT COMING IN

My, that took an awfully long time. Are we understaffed?

I don't... think we are, headmistress...?

I dunno. The moment kills start to happen like you've been complaining they weren't, and you take all this time to get to the action...? Well, I'll do what I'll do, and in the meantime, you keep doing what you're doing.

The terrifying pressure of the second presence fades.

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>compare the bedroom gloves to everyone else's hands [Bow]
These gloves are a bit smaller. They would fit comfortably on most people's hands.

>Investigate the storage closet for evidence, or potentially anything that matches the yellow substance on the door handle. [Ranma]
He can't find anything in storage matching the yellow substance, and it doesn't look like anything interesting has happened in storage lately.

>Kellensea quickly grabs the lab gloves, inverts them, and checks them for anything inside
There's nothing inside those gloves.

>Check the outside of the lab gloves for Novichok A-230. [Kellensea]
... nor on the inside.

>Check the second pair of gloves too for A-230 as well. [Kellensea]
... the gloves found in someone's bedroom, though, those do have yellowish traces of Novichok.

>Go to medbay and search what the yellow stuff could have been [Ronnie]
The medical computer concurs; Kai was poisoned with Novichok A-230.

>Ranma pulled out the rag and, hoping this doesn't end terribly for himself, decided to stick his tongue in whatever that yellow stuff.
... what the fuck. Why did you lick the probably-poison. Nothing happens immediately, but then, how long did it take Kai to collapse in the hallway?

[wahoothis]

"Yep. . . That tastes like poison. For a moment, I thought it was going to be that crappy energy drink Ronnie always drinks, but it's poison." A beat. ". . . I don't know which tastes worst though." Yeah, he should probably get his ass to the medbay.

[Huney]

"YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TASTE IT TO CONFIRM IT WAS POISON! COULDN'T THE MEDBAY TELL YOU THAT?! RANMAAAAAAA!!"

>Rather than have Ranma contemplate going to the medbay, drag his ass there specifically and see how she can treat this.

"I'LL BE BACK KELLENSEA"

[Kennifer]

"Oh fuck..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Don't knock those energy drinks till you try them. I would think a martial artist like you would benefit from them. Imagine how quicker your reflexes would be if you drunk them on a regular bases. But anyway, that yellow poison? It's Novichok A-230. But where could it have come from?

> Search greenhouse for any Novichok A-230

[Florien]

Okay, Komaru, SIGNAL SIGNAL GO GO GO!

Kellensea gives the signal, and stares somewhat nervously at Ranma.

Alright, Ronnie did it. He got my Novichok on his gloves while leaving the east wing. Why would he be wearing gloves if he had intent to just exercise? If he hadn't he'd be dead now, in place of Kai. So, you clearly all loathe me, so would any of you mind if I knife him repeatedly in the gut, face, and other places, you don't convict me, and I strip this place and walk out? Failing that, we can just vote him out if you want.

[Kennifer]

"Hey, if Kellensea knives Ronnie in various places and he bleeds to death, can we vote her out?"

[wahoothis]

>Ranma, being the stubborn fucker he is. . .try to stop Komaru from dragging him.

"I can walk there myself! It's embarrassing having a girl carry a guy somewhere. . ." Ranma you dumbass you are probably about to feel the poison soon put your pride aside for five minutes-

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Except the fact I didn't have gloves on at all when I exercised. Bow saw me. You didn't see gloves, did you?

[wingedcatgirl]

>Drag Ranma to medbay [Komaru]
He's already not looking so good, so this turns out easier than it might normally be.

>Search greenhouse for any Novichok A-230 [Ronnie]
He can't find any Russian biochemical warfare agent in the greenhouse, no.

Yeah, where did that come from, actually? I don't recall...

And, um... yeah, I guess, if she stabs Ronnie without a vote behind her, you can turn around and vote her off as a killer.

[Huney]

"We can talk about the inherent sexism in thinking women don't need to help men after you're cured! I'm not gonna let you have your legs give out or whatever!"

[Caret]

>Compare Ronnie and Haruka's hands to the small gloves

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Big talk from you , Ronnie says to Kellensea. If you're so tough as you say you are, take off your armor and let's see what you're really made of. Then try to stab me, if you can.

[Kennifer]

"Good to know."

[wingedcatgirl]

>Compare Ronnie and Haruka's hands to the small gloves [Bow]
The smaller, poisoned gloves found in the bedroom would fit either, but it would be a bit loose on Haruka's hands.

[wahoothis]

"H-Hey, it's still. . . still embarrassing. . ." Okay, Ranma's starting to get a bit disoriented. Usually he'd be able to wrestle himself out of Komaru's grasps, but the poison's starting to set in.