[Fin] Murder U Too - Endgame

[Kennifer]

Meanwhile, Alexis has awakened. She doesn't look much more rested than before, but she probably needed that little power nap.

[wingedcatgirl]

Alexis can be briefly spotted in the kitchen retrieving food from the fridge and drinks from the vending machine, before she heads back off to the north.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Them stop trying to pick a fight with me and let's fight the real enemy!

[wahoothis]

"I'm not trying to start a fight with you, you idiot."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yea, well, I didn't punch YOU in the face or trip YOU over. You did that on your own. You got some anger issues, don't you?

[wahoothis]

"Hey, I only punched you because you put your arm in my face. And I tripped you to get you to stop running around like you're on fire." Just going to ignore the comment about anger problems.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Look, we can play the blame game all day if you want, but right now, I just want all of us to make it out alive, even you.

[wahoothis]

"That's what I've been saying this whole time, you-" He's just giving himself a migraine from all this. He'd take an Advil, but SOMEONE poisoned some of them. So he's just going to push past it for now.

[Florien]

...Host person. When does night arrive? And more importantly... Yes, when does night arrive? That is my only question, currently.

[wingedcatgirl]

Ah, night. Let's say... in six hours.

[Florien]

Ah, thank you, host person. Now... I guess I'll fortify myself in again. Prevent entry, prevent that knife from landing and all. To everyone, if I catch you in the office tonight or any other night, I will NOT HESITATE to bash your skull in and claim self defense or defense of property. So, fair warning, if you break in to kill me, you'd better make your first shot good, because that's the only one you'll get.

Kellensea enters the office, as always, through the vents. The door remains securely barricaded, after all. She then pushes the desk back over the vent, securing the room against threats, again, and lies atop her horde, awaiting nightfall.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

What a coward. If she's so tough, why barricade herself? Come out and fight for her life like a real woman. I bet Ranma can easily kick her ass, big time.

[wahoothis]

"Dude." Is Ronnie helping him or hurting him in this case? Either way. . . "I mean, I most definitely could, no doubt about that. But still." Who cares if that implicate him for a potential future murder, Ranma does like praising his own prowess and ego.

[wingedcatgirl]

The lights click back off.

Don't disappoint me... or I'll make you wish I could kill you.

[wingedcatgirl]

The lights click back on.

We can finish this in the daylight.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Okay... WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN ON HERE?

[Florien]

Kellensea pushes the desk off the vent and vents over to the balcony. She walks into the kitchen, and announces...

Okay, before we start anything, Ranma tried to break in and kill me last night, so he no longer has room to complain about my ways. Anyway... Anyone dead? Host? You still in the mood to rip out livers?

[wahoothis]

"HI MONIKA KAI'S PROBABLY DYING BUT WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIM ALSO I'M GOING TO KICK KELLENSEA'S ASS LATER, WANNA HELP ME?" Ranma can be seen holding Kai's thankfully still attached head, trying to keep him alive and breathing long.

[Caret]

Bow is currently in the Medbay; also helping out with Kai's situation.

>look for potential sources of poison. And also check out the admin log.

[Kennifer]

Alexis is

>trying to administer antidotes and keep her composure despite, you know, UTTER CHAOS.

[Florien]

Kellensea hears this, and suddenly starts laughing.

A Tiny little guy like you? Martial arts or no, Monks are a fucking joke! Your lies of vent demons, which I don't think this complex even has, trying to get me to let you in. HAHAHAH God that was a dumb ruse. Anyway... Wait Kai is dying? Shit fuck oh fuck need to get there.

Kellensea rushes into medbay as quickly as possible.

KAI WHERE DO YOU HIDE YOUR MOST VALUABLE STUFF! TELL ME NOW BEFORE YOU'RE DEAD OR WHATEVER!

[wahoothis]

Kellensea is really glad Ranma couldn't hear that due to not being in the same room, otherwise he'd break your yes. "Is it working?!" Ranma asked, trying to keep calm and not go on the hunt to kick Kellensea's ass.

[Huney]

"ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

This day keeps on giving... And I do not want any of it!

>Help in any way

[Subparman]

Kai doesn't really respond, for... obvious reasons, but Kellensea does vaguely remember that his only real possessions are the kitchen utensils he carries around. They're definitely Somewhere. Nowhere nearby though, to her knowledge.