03-07-2021, 03:58:33 AM
Come on, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Every guy likes a good peep. Like I said, I'd do the same thing too if I were you.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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[Fin] Murder U Too - Endgame
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03-07-2021, 04:01:37 AM
Rosa then nods when she hears about what Ranma said, feeling pity after finding out he is cursed. Then, she listens to what Ronnie said with both her human and bear ears, causing her to immediately look angry as she sternly scolds Ronnie, "This is a disrespectful question, Ronnie! Please stop asking those kind of questions! Instead, you should respect Ranma's dignity!
She then adds, "or the dignity of any woman, including myself, for that matter." 
03-07-2021, 04:06:23 AM
Ranma's face was bright red, either from embarrassment or anger. He was somewhat contemplating murdering the man right here and now, execution or not. "Well you're not me! I don't like this curse. I'm not as good as my regular self." Sure, that other side has it's advantages, such as speed and. . . taking advantage of people. But at the same time, he loses more, like his power, range, and pride as a man.
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 04:08:14 AM
"Hey, everything ok in here? I've got a couple extra bandages I nicked from Medical on the first day if you need one."
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-07-2021, 04:21:24 AM
And the bathroom's getting a bit crowded. Whoopee. . . "We're fine Alexis. I'm just getting close to throttling Ronnie." Ranma says in a casual "How's the weather?" tone as he says this.
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 04:22:41 AM
...
"Do you still need rubbing alcohol?" "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-07-2021, 04:26:34 AM
". . . Sure, why not." Doesn't want his wound to get infected and all, though the way he says it sounds hesitant, like a kid who just got scolded.
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 04:31:06 AM
> i dunno maybe make some tea for everyone [Haruka]
Haruka quickly retrieves some tea leafs and makes a nice pot of tea. >runs off to the medbay to grab any sterilizers she can find [Komaru] To Komaru's deep consternation, every container in the medbay appears to have been blatantly tampered with. She grabs a random bottle of alcohol, hoping it's somehow fine? This is Sylvi0's fault for ignoring you all day to play video games, so I'm going to adjudicate that yes it's fine. Just this once. But yeah, fun fact, everything in medbay has been messed with.
nya
03-07-2021, 04:46:06 AM
Aw, sweet. I'd like some tea.
> pours himself some tea and drinks it
I like bananas. They're yellow.
03-07-2021, 04:47:59 AM
Komaru applies the rubbing alcohol to the wound, pressing it firmly.
... And then she stops, pulling back. "... Rrrright, uh, so. I was gonna bring this up, but I kinda got lost in the confusion. The medbay's all messed up. We should probably, um. Investigate that?" "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-07-2021, 04:50:05 AM
"Okay, I'll just go have some tea then, and go see what this Medbay mess is about."
Alexis discards her empty soda can. She'll then >pour herself a mug of tea and take it with her to check out whatever the mess is in Medbay.
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-07-2021, 04:51:10 AM
Ranma gritted his teeth some feeling the burning sensation of the rubbing alcohol. Nothing he'll die from or cry about. "Great, more stuff. . . Really hope Kellensea didn't mess with the medbay too. . ." Between getting his curse found out and now this, he's just exhausted.
>Go to investigate the medbay, not without taking some tea himself.
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 04:52:24 AM
Bow, who has been silently watching this whole time, decides to...
>also investigate medbay
03-07-2021, 04:55:03 AM
>Investigate medbay [many]
The problem becomes clear very quickly. Punctured holes, torn seals, caps left lying off... Every single container in medbay has been very blatantly tampered with.
nya
03-07-2021, 04:56:38 AM
OK, what went on here?
Bow decides to >read the admin report to see if anyone entered the medbay last night
03-07-2021, 04:56:48 AM
... Komaru has a terrible thought. That rubbing alcohol she just gave Ranma, was that...
>She very carefully examines the bottle she just used. "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-07-2021, 04:56:57 AM
". . . I swear to god if Kellensea had something to do with this, I'm throwing her over the balcony. . ." Is he serious? Probably.
>Pick up one of the tampered medicine bottles. Anything else clearly off about them?
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 04:57:03 AM
Kellensea strolls into the Medbay as people start noticing the tampered with everything.
Ah, I see you've stumbled upon my cunning plan to keep me alive. You see... I poisoned some of them, and not the others, the first night. Only I know which ones aren't poisoned, so if you ever intend to use those various things, well... You'll have to get my help for it. Otherwise, you're playing with your life every time you use one. And I didn't write it down or anything, I'm the only one who knows which are not death in a small container, and which are merely stabbed viciously. So anyway, let this be considered my insurance. If you kill me, the information of which medical supplies won't kill you dies with me. She emits a hollow laugh. You know, it's just... not as inspiring as it was the first time I did a ploy like this, making myself indispensable. Not as fun. Oh well. Point is, I've effectively put a wedge between you and your plans to kill me by monopolizing knowledge of which medical supplies are safe. Even if you form a union against me, your monopsony isn't powerful enough! AHAHAHHHHHH! Okay, actually it is fun. I've changed my mind. Kellensea starts spinning around on an office chair, and switches to a very conversational tone. Anyway, uhh... yeah, that alcohol is one of the safe supplies. You should be fine to use it for whatever you're doing with it. But yeah, I'm the only one capable of telling you what's safe. Sorry. If any of you die, I'll give you weregild, if you're interested. I am the They who says it!
03-07-2021, 04:59:13 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-07-2021, 05:00:17 AM by wingedcatgirl.)
>read the admin report to see if anyone entered the medbay last night [Bow]
Nope, nobody went into medbay last night. >She very carefully examines the bottle she just used. [Komaru] I told you, Sylvi0 didn't respond quickly enough to keep linear time, so I adjudicated that that particular bottle is magically fine. >Pick up one of the tampered medicine bottles. Anything else clearly off about them? [Ranma, 8] ... Nothing Ranma can detect. Either this is one of the decoys, or Kellensea sabotaged it so subtly that it's impossible to tell.
nya
03-07-2021, 04:59:23 AM
Alexis just lets out a low groan; she's clearly had it with this insane adventurer woman.
Stupid doomed timeline...
03-07-2021, 05:00:35 AM
Ohp, tears are welling up in Komaru's eyes again.
What if she just poisoned Ranma? She'd be guilty of murder, but more than that... "O... Oh my god..." She gets on her knees, panic starts to grip her. Things are getting harder to hear, she can feel herself losing her sense of touch. It's... getting so hard to see. "J... Just tell me if I just poisoned my friend or not..." "oh hell no, kung fu panda!"
03-07-2021, 05:00:35 AM
". . . All in favor of me throwing Kellensea over the balcony, say aye?" Ranma was at his wits end with her now. "What the hell is wrong with you? Besides being batshit insane and distant from humanity, that much we know about."
You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.
03-07-2021, 05:00:51 AM
She is a crazy-ass bitch. I wish we could just vote her off right now.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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