05-13-2022, 20:42:02 PM
* Political Science Florien's attack!
... you what-
Political Science Florien yeets a grenade at the stinky fires, hoping to extinguish them. This is gonna be a mess -
* The stinky fire is scattered wildly! ... Gross lmao
* Knuckles.EXE takes 27 fire damage!
* Awe takes 12 fire damage!
* The Godmodder takes 26 grossout damage!
* Tails.EXE takes 15 grossout damage!
* Knuckles.EXE takes 26 grossout damage!
* Awe takes 15 grossout damage!
* MX takes 27 grossout damage!
... It looks like it just scattered the stinky flames around and didn't have any real effect on them.
* Cassie's attack!
Cassie tries spraying the arena with dry ice. That
* The stinky flames are smothered!
oh, good, it worked. Yeesh. That was gross.
* Cassie's
* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* Knuckles.EXE evolves into Chaotix!
* Robotnik.EXE evolves into Starved!
* Xenophanes evolves into Minus Xenophanes!
* Sunky.MPEG evolves into Sunky the Ultimate!
Tails.EXE weeps a single shining tear for his failure to embrace the upgrade.
* Awe's Summon Slime Bunny!
A cute little squishy guy descends from outside existence,
* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* No effect on Chaotix!
* Starved gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Minus Xenophanes gains the effect of Regeneration!
* No effect on Sunky the Ultimate!
* War's Horse gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Awe gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Cassie gains the effect of Regeneration!
* MX gains the effect of Regeneration!
* BF gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Raid Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Image Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Political Science Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Blue Demon gains the effect of Regeneration!
* War gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Jupiter gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Playing gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Raid Florien's Summon Non-Credit-Stealing Pet!
A behelmeted man on an ATV vrooms in from somewhere. "Godmodder, eh? I've seen bigger."
* Ted joins the battle!
* War's attack!
The oldies are the goodies - War hoists his weapon and charges the Godmodder head-on!
* Direct hit! The Godmodder takes 216 slashing damage! ... War uses a sword, right? Nobody ever specified that.
Tails.EXE, irritated that he's the only one to miss out on the summon upgrade, heals angrily this round.
* Tails.EXE uses Cure I!
* Image Florien recovers 32 HP!
* Chaotix's attack! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage!
Chaotix throws another damn rock.
"Wow, that's fucking annoying!" After three underwhelming attacks, Chaotix seems to have decided that enough is enough! ... he's throwing more rocks. But like, faster.
* The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 6 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 12 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 15 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 323 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 252 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 4 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 247 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 7 bludgeoning damage!
* ... Uh, that adds up to 998, for the record.
* Starved's attack!
"Go, my Badniks!" Starved points at the Godmodder with a vicious grin, and a swarm of flying mosquito Badniks appear out of somewhere and rush the Godmodder.
* The Godmodder takes 84 draining damage!
And with another gesture, Starved sends the mosquitoes to use the stolen essence for his eeeeeeeeevil schemes. Which in this case is healing War.
* War recovers 42 HP!
* Minus Xenophanes's attack!
Minus Xenophanes, looking bored, smacks the Godmodder a few times.
* The Godmodder takes 82 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 111 bludgeoning damage!
* Ted's attack!
Straighforward, nice and simple - Ted takes out a bazooka and launches it at the Godmodder.
* The Godmodder takes 153 explosive damage!
* Sunky did more things!
... seriously what is this hedgehog doing -
* The Godmodder's attack!
Why is everyone ganging up on me?! I only want to conquer your realm! This is so unfair!
Before anyone can point out the utter absurdity of that sentence, a wave of mind-scrambling energy floods the field.
* The Godmodder uses Brain Scrambler!
* Tails.EXE's
* Chaotix's brain is scrambled!
* Starved is unaffected!
* Minus Xenophanes is unaffected!
* Sunky the Ultimate F#IUNWEVb09OGJI there's there's there's
Oh, fucking - The Godmodder barely gets their arms up in a defensive stance before Sunky gets behind them and screeches mind-scrambling energy directly into their ear.
* The Godmodder's brain is scrambled!
* War's Horse is unaffected!
* Ted
* Awe
* Cassie's brain is scrambled!
* MX is unaffected!
* BF is unaffected!
* Raid Florien is unaffected!
* Image Florien is unaffected!
* Political Science Florien is unaffected!
* Blue Demon's brain is scrambled!
* War is unaffected!
* Jupiter is unaffected!
* Playing is unaffected!
* The Godmodder takes 224 poison damage!
* Minus Xenophanes recovers 11 HP!
* Awe recovers 11 HP!
* MX recovers 10 HP!
* BF recovers 11 HP!
* Image Florien recovers 12 HP!
* Political Science Florien recovers 8 HP!
* Blue Demon recovers 9 HP!
* War recovers 8 HP!
* Playing recovers 12 HP!
Godmodder: 976,250/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- PSYCHIC VULNERABILITY UP -- SCRAMBLED
Tails.EXE: 85/100 -- BUFFED -- SCRAMBLED
Chaotix: 9/100 -- SCRAMBLED
Starved: 100/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Minus Xenophanes: 63/100 -- REGEN
Sunky the Ultimate: 78/100 -- THINGS???
War's Horse: 100/100 -- REGEN
Ted: 100/100
Awe: 84/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Cassie: 100/100 -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
MX: 63/100 -- REGEN
BF: 89/100 -- REGEN
Raid Florien: 100/100 -- REGEN
Image Florien: 78/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Political Science Florien: 54/100 -- BUFFED -- REALISTIC -- REGEN
Blue Demon: 73/90 -- BLOOD SWORD -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
War: 91/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- REGEN
Playing: 88/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Arena Effects: Nothin here babes!
* ... The hell's gonna happen now with all this brain-scrambling?
... you what-
Political Science Florien yeets a grenade at the stinky fires, hoping to extinguish them. This is gonna be a mess -
* The stinky fire is scattered wildly! ... Gross lmao
* Knuckles.EXE takes 27 fire damage!
* Awe takes 12 fire damage!
* The Godmodder takes 26 grossout damage!
* Tails.EXE takes 15 grossout damage!
* Knuckles.EXE takes 26 grossout damage!
* Awe takes 15 grossout damage!
* MX takes 27 grossout damage!
... It looks like it just scattered the stinky flames around and didn't have any real effect on them.
* Cassie's attack!
Cassie tries spraying the arena with dry ice. That
might actually work50%
, or it might somehow make things worse20%
- * The stinky flames are smothered!
oh, good, it worked. Yeesh. That was gross.
* Cassie's
Summon Upgrade80%
!* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* Knuckles.EXE evolves into Chaotix!
* Robotnik.EXE evolves into Starved!
* Xenophanes evolves into Minus Xenophanes!
* Sunky.MPEG evolves into Sunky the Ultimate!
Tails.EXE weeps a single shining tear for his failure to embrace the upgrade.
* Awe's Summon Slime Bunny!
A cute little squishy guy descends from outside existence,
attempting to give everyone regen80%
.* No effect on Tails.EXE!
* No effect on Chaotix!
* Starved gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Minus Xenophanes gains the effect of Regeneration!
* No effect on Sunky the Ultimate!
* War's Horse gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Awe gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Cassie gains the effect of Regeneration!
* MX gains the effect of Regeneration!
* BF gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Raid Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Image Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Political Science Florien gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Blue Demon gains the effect of Regeneration!
* War gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Jupiter gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Playing gains the effect of Regeneration!
* Raid Florien's Summon Non-Credit-Stealing Pet!
A behelmeted man on an ATV vrooms in from somewhere. "Godmodder, eh? I've seen bigger."
* Ted joins the battle!
* War's attack!
The oldies are the goodies - War hoists his weapon and charges the Godmodder head-on!
* Direct hit! The Godmodder takes 216 slashing damage! ... War uses a sword, right? Nobody ever specified that.
Tails.EXE, irritated that he's the only one to miss out on the summon upgrade, heals angrily this round.
* Tails.EXE uses Cure I!
* Image Florien recovers 32 HP!
* Chaotix's attack! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage!
Chaotix throws another damn rock.
"Wow, that's fucking annoying!" After three underwhelming attacks, Chaotix seems to have decided that enough is enough! ... he's throwing more rocks. But like, faster.
* The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 14 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 6 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 12 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 15 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 323 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 11 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 252 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 17 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 4 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 10 bludgeoning damage! Critical hit! The Godmodder takes 247 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 13 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 1 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 7 bludgeoning damage!
* ... Uh, that adds up to 998, for the record.
* Starved's attack!
"Go, my Badniks!" Starved points at the Godmodder with a vicious grin, and a swarm of flying mosquito Badniks appear out of somewhere and rush the Godmodder.
* The Godmodder takes 84 draining damage!
And with another gesture, Starved sends the mosquitoes to use the stolen essence for his eeeeeeeeevil schemes. Which in this case is healing War.
* War recovers 42 HP!
* Minus Xenophanes's attack!
Minus Xenophanes, looking bored, smacks the Godmodder a few times.
* The Godmodder takes 82 bludgeoning damage! The Godmodder takes 111 bludgeoning damage!
* Ted's attack!
Straighforward, nice and simple - Ted takes out a bazooka and launches it at the Godmodder.
* The Godmodder takes 153 explosive damage!
* Sunky did more things!
... seriously what is this hedgehog doing -
* The Godmodder's attack!
Why is everyone ganging up on me?! I only want to conquer your realm! This is so unfair!
Before anyone can point out the utter absurdity of that sentence, a wave of mind-scrambling energy floods the field.
* The Godmodder uses Brain Scrambler!
* Tails.EXE's
brain is scrambled40% on NPCs
!* Chaotix's brain is scrambled!
* Starved is unaffected!
* Minus Xenophanes is unaffected!
* Sunky the Ultimate F#IUNWEVb09OGJI there's there's there's
Oh, fucking - The Godmodder barely gets their arms up in a defensive stance before Sunky gets behind them and screeches mind-scrambling energy directly into their ear.
* The Godmodder's brain is scrambled!
* War's Horse is unaffected!
* Ted
is unaffectedHe brought safety gear!
!* Awe
is unaffected20% on PCs
!* Cassie's brain is scrambled!
* MX is unaffected!
* BF is unaffected!
* Raid Florien is unaffected!
* Image Florien is unaffected!
* Political Science Florien is unaffected!
* Blue Demon's brain is scrambled!
* War is unaffected!
* Jupiter is unaffected!
* Playing is unaffected!
* The Godmodder takes 224 poison damage!
* Minus Xenophanes recovers 11 HP!
* Awe recovers 11 HP!
* MX recovers 10 HP!
* BF recovers 11 HP!
* Image Florien recovers 12 HP!
* Political Science Florien recovers 8 HP!
* Blue Demon recovers 9 HP!
* War recovers 8 HP!
* Playing recovers 12 HP!
Godmodder: 976,250/1,000,000 -- POISONED -- PSYCHIC VULNERABILITY UP -- SCRAMBLED
Tails.EXE: 85/100 -- BUFFED -- SCRAMBLED
Chaotix: 9/100 -- SCRAMBLED
Starved: 100/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Minus Xenophanes: 63/100 -- REGEN
Sunky the Ultimate: 78/100 -- THINGS???
War's Horse: 100/100 -- REGEN
Ted: 100/100
Awe: 84/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Cassie: 100/100 -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
MX: 63/100 -- REGEN
BF: 89/100 -- REGEN
Raid Florien: 100/100 -- REGEN
Image Florien: 78/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Political Science Florien: 54/100 -- BUFFED -- REALISTIC -- REGEN
Blue Demon: 73/90 -- BLOOD SWORD -- REGEN -- SCRAMBLED
War: 91/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/??? -- REGEN
Playing: 88/100 -- BUFFED -- REGEN
Arena Effects: Nothin here babes!
* ... The hell's gonna happen now with all this brain-scrambling?
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