Experiment 194

[Cassie]

"Blimey...fine, then."

Disappointed, they hand over some to Mike...

...and then they notice the tentacle.

"...HAH SHIT HOLD ON-"

They quickly stuff their tentacle back in out of sight.

"Nothing dodgy, okay!"

[Oggy123]

Kirby stares at Banch for a while in apparent curiosity.

"Vermin?"

[artsyGeek]

Press X to doubt. ". . Oooookayyyy then . ."

> Inspect the (bottle of?) wine

[Kennifer]

>Check the cabinets in the cafeteria, particularly the one the rat poison was in, for clues.

[PointMaid]

Vermin, yeah, Jack says to the... little pink round kid, he supposes. Little pests that will infest a place, eat your food, poop everywhere, spread disease. Rats. Mice. Icky insects. Vermin. Usually not a problem for well built and maintained places.

[PointMaid]

And he thought he looked there, but Jack will > help Melissa look for any clues around the cabinets with the rat poison

[Dookie]

>Anything... on the doorknobs, perhaps? (8)

POISOOOOOOONNNN

> Inspect the (bottle of?) wine (2)

Seems like normal wine.

>Check the cabinets in the cafeteria, particularly the one the rat poison was in, for clues (6)

Seems that someone just swooped in, got poison, and left.

[Cassie]

Banch's just speechless that there's poison on the doorknob of all places.

"...that's just daft. That's just daft!"

[Zanreo]

"YES, THESE DOORKNOBS ARE ALL COVERED IN [[Highly Toxic Materials]]! SO DOES THIS ALL MEAN, [Tony] HERE TRIED EATING THE [Specil Custom Doorknobs for YOUR Door!]?"

[Oggy123]

"Well, we got a mystery to solve!"

Kirby then notices others' discoveries.

"Someone took some poison... and is putting poison on the doorknobs!"

[Cassie]

"YES, THESE DOORKNOBS ARE ALL COVERED IN [[Highly Toxic Materials]]! SO DOES THIS ALL MEAN, [Tony] HERE TRIED EATING THE [Specil Custom Doorknobs for YOUR Door!]?"

"Okay, don't jump that far! He most likely touched the bloody doorknob, not EAT it!"

[Zanreo]

Spamton thinks some more... "BUT WHY [[Eat]] A [[Doorknob]]! MAYBE THIS IS [One Weird Trick] TO THROW US OFF?"

[PointMaid]

Not saying he didn't, but, like... why would he? Was he high or something last night? Were there two poisoners? Or the poisoner was trying more than one thing? Because the doorknob thing is just weird.

> Can you, ah, tell whether the toxic substance on the doorknobs was the rat poison? Maybe by smell or something (NOT licking the freaking doorknobs, you @#%^)?

[Kennifer]

"So whoever did it probably didn't have a specific target in mind, just whoever touched the doorknobs? Couldn't even pick somebody and kill them directly?"

Melissa sighs and shakes her head.

[Oggy123]

"I get it! But who could be putting poison on doorknobs?"

[Cassie]

"Take a gander around this place, kid." He says to Kirby.

> anything around the floor of any place?

[Zanreo]

>anything sus near the door in question?

[Oggy123]

>Check for clues on the floors and other places.

[Kennifer]

>is the poison on ALL of the doorknobs or just certain ones?

[Dookie]

> Can you, ah, tell whether the toxic substance on the doorknobs was the rat poison? Maybe by smell or something (NOT licking the freaking doorknobs, you @#%^)? (10)

Yes, and the smell sure is daft.

> anything around the floor of any place? (2)

You.

>anything sus near the door in question? (2)

You.

>Check for clues on the floors and other places (2)

You.

>is the poison on ALL of the doorknobs or just certain ones? (9)

You-I mean all of them.

[Dookie]

A man in a yellow suit, not bothering to take it off, walks down to those who are there.

“Because of the tragic death of our dear Tony, I have assumed the role of overseer of this project. Don't try to fight with me, I will not play nice with all of you.”

[Kennifer]

"Yeah... definitely looking like this was a 'kill whoever touches a doorknob' thing and not a targeted attack. Or it could be a 'kill as many people as possible' thing. So, we've got to figure out who'd be likely to do that, right?"

[PointMaid]

Jack shakes his head after smelling the substance on the doorknobs.

...That's one way to think about it, yeah. Whoever did this didn't seem to care who they killed, or how many. I'm also gonna say they may not be very bright, because surely there are better ways of poisoning people than putting poison on a doorknob, like, who's gonna (be dumb enough to)... I don't know... lick their hand after touching a doorknob? No offense to Tony. ...Maybe we should be careful about our food from now on, though.

[Kennifer]

"Well, if it was meant to be absorbed through the skin or something, but I don't know if this poison works that way."

[PointMaid]

Well, sure, but this is rat poison, though. That's usually something that poisons rats when they eat it.