Escape from Zombie Park Island

[PointMaid]

Dr. Frankie has returned, gin and tonic in hand. Her eyes are a bit puffy.

She hands Bryan his scorecard:

Bodybuilder Willian Jennings Bryan and his Cross of Gold earned scores of 4, 4, 1 and 1 for a final score of 10. The shiny objects and silver manacles work. The bird has not dropped a feather and makes off with the tongs, and finally the cattle prod is still near the dead thylacine and sets it, and the entire enclosure, on fire.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sorry I've been slow for the past few days, keep finding myself occupied in my dorm. Just catching up on the backlog. So Google Translate got killed and Thrivey has been convicted of zombification. At least we got one but it's a shame this all had to happen. Anyway, looks like I got a job to do...

1. Skiggs finds a herd of cows he uses to lure the archaeopteryx over to the location.
2. Skiggs builds a steel cage to keep the archaeopteryx in.
3. Skiggs uses his tranquilizer rifle to subdue the archaeopteryx and takes one of its feathers before it wakes up.
4. Skiggs feeds the aforementioned herd of cows to the archaeopteryx.

[PointMaid]

Mr. Skiggs earned scores of 3, 4, 2 and 2 for a final score of 11. The cows and the cage work. The tranquilizer doesn't do much, and the archaeopteryx ignore the cows to eat – too large.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Don't know why the damn bird won't eat the cows.

He walks up to the archaeopteryx.

It would have lasted you a while! Just eat at them a little bit at a time! Shit!!!

[PointMaid]

[For reference, today's tasks are:

1. Lure the Archaeopteryx back.
2. Construct something so it can't get loose again
3. Get one of its feathers. For further research.
4. As usual, our animals need food. Please feed the archaeopteryx so it doesn't target our other residents.]

[Huney]

1. Dr. Coomer simply knocks the bird out, dragging it back to its home. Don't worry, it's a tranquilizing punch. No real pain came to it.
2. He then builds a sort of dome over the bird. Black Mesa Bulletproof Glass! Very strong.
3. This part was actually done before, as Dr. Coomer grabbed a feather after knocking it out in step 1.
4. Child's play! Simply run out to punch any food out to bring to the bird! Science!

[PointMaid]

Dr. Frankie walks up to tell Dr. Coomer his score...

Dr. Coomer earned scores of 1, 6, 6 and 2 for a final score of 15. He accidentally punches himself, does well building a dome and grabbing a feather (even though the bird wasn't knocked out), and doesn't find much to punch to feed to the archaeopteryx.

[PointMaid]

[Night will fall at 10:00pm Eastern tonight. Expect a new challenge at 11:00am tomorrow as long as I don't have to extend Night Phase. I am planning on it not being luck-based.]

[PointMaid]

[Less than an hour to go before the challenge closes. I am only waiting on Akki and Madarame.]

[Subparman]

1. Kinda... yell really loudly and wave something shiny around? Like an aircraft marshaller?
   
2. Put a tracking collar on it that wouldn't let it get too far away from the enclosure.
   
3. Pick up one of the shedded ones from the ground.
   
4. Guess the archaeopteryx's having some toast for breakfast.
   

[PointMaid]

Dr. Frankie goes to hand Akki and Madarame their score.

Akatsuki "Akki" Iridie and Akira "Madarame" Inaba earned scores of 2, 6, 4 and 1 for a final score of 13. Yelling and waving didn't do much, the tracking collar was a great idea, he did find a shed feather near the ground, and the archaeopteryx really, really did not like the toast. It made them kinda sick.

*

That's everyone. Please stand by as I check our cameras to see if anyone was bitten during today's work.

[PointMaid]

It looks like Pico and William Jennings Bryan were both bitten when the archaeopteryxes got angry during their feeding. I'm sorry.

[Kennifer]

"Oh jeez... maybe they won't turn into zombies... oh man please don't turn into zombies!"

[KungFuCutbug]

“GOD FUCKIN’ DAMN IT NOT AGAIN FUCK THIS SHIT AAAA—”

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

He got you and William too.... and William's the healer, right? What are we supposed to do now?

[Kennifer]

"We gotta hope they didn't get infected. There's a chance they're okay, right?"

[Huney]

"William, you seem to have something of a conundrum on your hands. Who do you heal?"

[Guma]

Having anyone infected is badde enough, but Pico and Jennings have beene valuable assets! We canst not lose them now!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

And as the medic, William can only heal one...

Skiggs grits his teeth in frustration

This shit is starting to get real now...

[PointMaid]

Night Has Fallen

People with appropriate roles, please PM me.

[Dookie]

Elizabeth, meanwhile, has already fallen fast asleep by the time everyone is freaking out.

[PointMaid]

Dr. Frankie sets up a breakfast buffet, as usual. There are waffles that look like birds and giant bats. They look like them... but they're obviously not the real thing. Thank goodness, right?

Good morning, my lovely helpers. I know the last few days have been hard on you. Please allow me to try to make it up to you.

I will warn you, though: there will be a challenge in one hour!

[artsyGeek]

[Percy exhaustively walks out of her dorm.] "G.. Good morning. I hope everyone is doing alright."

> Search for a body

[PointMaid]

> Search for a body: 1

Percy gets lost on the search. And finds nothing.

[TalesofUnder]

>Search for body