Escape from Zombie Park Island

[Florien]

I WILL STOP THESE VILE PLANTS!

>Deliver a fiery speech at the plants to set them ablaze, in both a metaphorical and literal sense.

[PointMaid]

>Lethal Injection: 3. This works against the plants... somehow.

> Shoot some tears at the plants, maybe it'll melt them: 6. This just makes the plants angry. Angrier.

> Attempt to cut the plants with a real-ass goddamn sword: 1. Ouch. The sword is also blunted. Really, what are they made of?

...But the lethal injection worked, so yay?

[PointMaid]

> Punch the plants: 3. This actually works!

> Beat the crap out of Dr. Coomer: 5! Coomer is down for the count.

[Guma]

He noticed that the lethal injection had worked.

HOW THE FUCK

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Tries to hold Pico back from going after Coomer

[Kennifer]

Damn, that was crazy!

And so were most of her current co-workers, Kim thought, but she wasn't going to say that part out loud.

[PointMaid]

> Deliver a fiery speech: 2. The fiery rhetoric doesn't do much.

[Huney]

Dr. Coomer falls to the floor, as a flatline is heard in the background. But he immediately snaps back into a standing position. Like immediately immediately. Like one frame he's on the floor, the next he's back on his feet.

"Now, Pico, there's no reason to be upset!"

[MadeOfMilk]

> Drag Coomer away from Pico the best your 5-year-old muscles can

[artsyGeek]

"WHAT THE?! WHAT ARE THESE PLANTS MADE OF?! Not even a sword can hurt i- ..oh, a simple injection worked. I.. don't know what to say about this."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico decisively dusts off his hands, glaring at the somehow-respawned Dr. Coomer.] “You stole my fuckin’ gun. Nobody touches my goddamn weapons, especially not you, prick.” [With that out of the way...]

>get your gun back from the dodo

[PointMaid]

> Hold Pico back: 5. Pico is successfully restrained.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Damn, Coomer. You couldn't handle the plants and Pico just took you down. Your boxing abilities losing their edge with age?

[PointMaid]

> Drag Coomer away from Pico the best your 5-year-old muscles can: 6. You manage it, but hurt your muscles.

[Guma]

To be faireth, wouldst thou not get pissed if someone stoleth thy prized possessiones?

[TalesofUnder]

HEY! Leave Coomer alone!

(Mayberry's body and eyes start to go completely red and glow a bit...)

[PointMaid]

> Get gun back from the dodo: 3. Success.

[MadeOfMilk]

Isaac looked upon Coomer with awe.

H-how'd ya do that?

[artsyGeek]

"Dr. Coomer, are you alright? Any injuries?"

[Huney]

"Ahahaha, no need to fear! I'm just as spritely as I once was! Those plants are something else though!" He throws a wild fist at nothing.

He turns to Percy with a smile. "Hello, Percival!"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico quickly gets away from the dodos to avoid possibly getting bitten and inspects his gun for any damages. ...Looks alright to him.] “Aahhhh, thank fuck! I was about to have a goddamn panic attack!” [He goes to kiss it, but then immediately realizes that's a bad idea and holds off.]

>find some disinfectant to clean the gun with

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I didn't want anyone hurting each other here; last thing we need. But I will give you this, Pico: you took him down really good. You could definitely make a good bodyguard for my organization should we survive this.

[PointMaid]

>find some disinfectant to clean the gun with

6. You find disinfectant, but it's strong enough it strips the gun oil off, too

[artsyGeek]

Percy looked at Dr. Coomer with a concerned look. "If you say so."

[Guma]

What good doth hurting people do? ‘Tis best, I thinketh, if we just live and let live.