Escape from Zombie Park Island

[Huney]

"Hello, Rouxls! Yes, we are doing science tomorrow! I am quite excited."

[Kennifer]

"...Okay then."

Kim, unable to make heads nor tails of the speech (but thinking that cross of gold might make a bitchin' tattoo design) just continues enjoying her meal.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You from a Shakespeare play or somethin'? Skiggs asks Rouxls. We don't work till tomorrow. Have some barbecue and relax.

[Subparman]

Madarame's eye begins to twitch faintly the longer William goes on about bimetallism, but he says nothing, instead electing to neurotically pick at the lapels of his lab coat.

[Guma]

Personally, I'll be surprised if you worms surviveth the infection! No one hath ever gone past my puzzles and lived to telleth the tale!

[Kennifer]

"Who the fuck you callin' a worm?"

[Guma]

You, worm!

[Kennifer]

I ain't a fuckin worm. Call me Kim."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Big talk from some frilly ass mofo like you. Go back and read your Romeo and Juliet, sissy boy.

[Huney]

"Now, now, there is no need to be so rude! We're all in this together, as they say, haha!"

[Zanreo]

"money? And ... take a look at one of these Bulgarian! After all, what does this have to do with infection?"(Really? Then... let me try one of those puzzles! What do they have to do with infection anyway?) Google Translate asks Rouxls.

[Guma]

Aha! I knew you would ask! Now, I shall watch as your brain is wracked trying to solveth one of mine invincible puzzles!

He magically generated a two-piece jigsaw puzzle.

[Kennifer]

Kim looks as though she's trying very hard not to laugh.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Skiggs fits the two pieces together.

Boy, that sure racked my brain...

[artsyGeek]

"Oh. That's quite interesting. Is your Epithet perhaps Puzzle?" [Percy said. Unbeknownst to her, she's the only one with an Epithet; Perhaps no one else had even heard of that concept before.]

[Zanreo]

"is all this Sounds pretty easy ... no trick here?"(That's it? Seems easy enough... There isn't some trick to this, is it?) Google Translate asks as she picks up the pieces, putting them together.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico, on the other hand?]

“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

[Guma]

Well! You, uh . . . you may have solved that one, but I was just testing you! Canst thou solveth mine real puzzle? I think thou canst not!

He generated a three-piece jigsaw puzzle.

[Huney]

"Be careful, Skiggs! This puzzle is dangerous!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Skiggs puts the three pieces together and chuckles.

Were you beat up a lot in school or somethin'? We all faced bullies, but you gotta do better than that. Come on now.

[Guma]

. . . .

Fuck you

[Zanreo]

"Wait, really? Is it? Allow me to test your product as "real"..."(Wait, really? That's it? Well, let me try your "real" puzzle then...) Google Translate says, and easily fits the three pieces together.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

It's all cool, Coomer. This isn't even a walk in the park compared to the puzzles I had to deal with.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico can't contain himself; he starts laughing even harder at Rouxls's puzzles.] “Where'd did you learn how to make puzzles? The fuckin’ dollar store?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—”

[Zanreo]

Google Translate also can't help laughing. "If you want these numbers to be real challenges ... would you start by adding more details?" (If you want those puzzles to be actually challenging, maybe start by adding... a lot more pieces?)